Girls' dormitory.

Since the anonymous revelations on the forum were posted,

Wu Tingting, the goddess of beautiful buttocks, stood on the balcony,

watched a large number of boys rush towards the Lake Center Pavilion.

"Tingting! This time, the god of sorrow is probably dead. ”

Roommate Xiao Meile said hehehe, "His mouth has too many sassy words." It's just under-flat! ”

Another roommate also interjected: "However, Tingting, your trick is the real sassy operation!" A goddess is a goddess, just say a word, and there will be so many boys to help you beat up the gods......"

"Let me think about it, Tingting's tone of voice in the morning is a purple ......"

Roommate Xiaomei coughed and imitated in a similar way, "Call him for me!" Whoever beats Li Sao into a pig's head today, I, Wu Tingting, will date and eat with whom! ”

"That's it! Xiaomei, don't make trouble. ”

Wu Tingting was also angry in the morning, and now she has lost her anger.

Seeing so many boys chasing Li Sao and beating her, she couldn't cry or laugh, and was even a little worried.

"You say, will Li Sao really be beaten into a pig's head this time? It is estimated that after this time, he will restrain the commotion on his body! Mei chuckled.

However, at this moment, another roommate took his mobile phone and shouted, "Oh no! Pig! Beaten ......"

"What do you mean? Could it be that Li Sao was really beaten into a pig's head? Grab it and we'll take a look at the photos! ”

Several girls all crowded over and looked at the post on the forum.

As a result, Mu Ran found that the person who was beaten ......

It's not Li Sao, it's really ...... Pig!

Teacher Zhu Changqing from the School of Economics.

"What's going on? Those boys, why did they beat the teacher? ”

"That's right! Didn't that post on the forum say the specific location of Li Sao? ”

……

"Wait! I seem to know, I just thought something was wrong. Why is the post that broke the news anonymous, eighty percent...... That post was Li Sao's own ......"

Xiaomei, who has seen Li Sao's countless operations, immediately understood.

"Golden cicada shelling? I also found Mr. Zhu as a stand-in! This sassy god...... Absolutely! ”

"That's amazing! How did he do it? ”

……

In fact, it's not just this girls' dormitory, at this moment, almost everyone guessed the truth.

They...... All of them......

Again!

was played by the god Li Sao, and he was playing around!

【Drop! The system detects a wave of five-star operation of the host and obtains 10 sao points. 】

At this time, Li Sao, who was lying comfortably in the room of the house, remembered the pleasant prompt sound of the system in his ears.

Visiting the school forum with his mobile phone, he always followed the development of events.

In the end, the incident ended with an ambulance driving into the campus and pulling Teacher Zhu away.

Even, Mr. Zhu was lying in the ambulance and sent a very "heartwarming" text message to Li Sao.

"Li Sao! Don't go back to school, it's too dangerous! They're just a bunch of brutes! ”

Full of humiliation and unwillingness after being ravaged, Li Sao felt it through the screen of his mobile phone.

As the sun sets, the heartbroken man is at the end of the world!

Stretching, Li Sao walked out of the room.

"Sister Qiao! Are there any guests coming? Or...... There was a call coming in to ask for some ...... Strange question? ”

Walking out of the room, Li Sao asked Sister Qiao.

"Not yet, Li Sao, the effect of the leaflets is generally not so fast. Not to mention, where is the flyer you printed? ”

Sister Qiao smiled and shook her head, in her opinion, Li Saoyin's things should not have the slightest effect at all.

Although the occupancy rate of the hotel seems to have doubled, most of the rooms are still vacant every day, and they are not able to make ends meet.

"Then wait and see......"

Li Sao also knew that the effect of the advertisement on the telephone pole was not so fast.

……

On the other side, Xiao Zuoqiu, who had been busy at school for a day,

As soon as I got home, I heard my parents arguing fiercely.

"Stinky old man! What use do you say you have now? ”

"It takes you an extra minute in bed than it is for a sow to go up a tree!"

"Today, I asked you to go to a Chinese medicine doctor to see, the address and phone number are all on it, and I can't find it? What use do you say you're for? ”

This is Xiao Mu's voice, half-aged.

Although he is forty-nine years old, he maintains a good figure and face.

Xiao Zuoqiu obviously inherited her mother's excellent genes, except for these few yelling and scolding at her husband, Xiao's mother did not look like a nearly fifty-year-old housewife at all.

"I ...... Didn't I tell you? On the way, I met a stinky boy who was a pit man, and he fooled me for a long time! Let me run around and around to ask for directions......"

Father Xiao rolled up his sleeves angrily, "Don't let me see that stinky boy again!" Otherwise, I would have to teach him a good lesson. ”

"Your own question! Blame someone else? And what about later? Don't you also go home empty-handed! Xiao Mu shouted again.

"How can you say I'm empty-handed? Did I want to come back empty-handed? ”

The tone was full of grievances, and Xiao's father said pitifully, "I arrived at that place, but the person next to me said that this fake clinic was raided by law enforcement last month." It's specially printed small advertisements to deceive us people with impotence! Am I also a victim? ”

"Yo! Xiao Yaowu! You're impotent, you're still reasonable, aren't you? You're impotent, you're still glorious, aren't you? Do you have what it takes to last five minutes? ”

Xiao's mother crossed her waist with her hands, pointed at Xiao's father's head and crackled to vent.

As the saying goes, a woman is thirty like a wolf, forty like a tiger, and fifty can sit on the ground and absorb soil!

But the peak of a man, that is, the years when he was young.

This creates a serious imbalance of yin and yang!

In the past few years, Old Man Xiao has had a hard time!

"What's wrong with my impotence? I'm fifty years old! Isn't impotence normal? ”

It's not the first time that he has been yelled at like this by his wife, and Old Man Xiao is aggrieved like a child.

Xiao Zuoqiu, who had been listening awkwardly outside the door for a long time, could only cough quickly, put the key in his hand back in his pocket and took it out again, making a noise.

"Say no more! My daughter is back...... Wipe the tears from the corners of your eyes, don't make it look like I'm squeezing you all day long in front of your daughter. ”

Xiao's mother glared at Old Man Xiao, and quickly turned around to open the door for her daughter.

"Zuoqiu! Why did you come back so early today? ”

greeted each other with a smile, but Xiao's mother still procedurally recited a sentence that she had to say every day, "You see that you have been married for almost a year!" When will you bring your husband back to show your parents? ”

"That's it! Zuoqiu, you kid is too disagreeable. It's okay to get married with us, and it's okay not to have a wedding! But who you are with, what is your name, how old you are, and what you look like, we parents must know, right? ”

Old man Xiao continued to talk, and he was also very dissatisfied with it.

……

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