Chapter Eighty-Four: Something Wrong with This Painting Style!

In this world, something new is happening all the time, something that seems incredible.

For example, in the corridor outside the obstetrics and gynecology department on the third floor of Liangxiang Hospital, Xiao's mother looked at the urine test report handed over by her daughter Xiao Zuoqiu, and she couldn't cry or laugh.

"Zuoqiu! Look at the results...... Am I really pregnant? ”

I was only skeptical before, but now that the results of the examination in the hospital came out, Xiao's mother had to be really cautious about this matter.

"Is that still fake? Mother! You and my dad are really amazing, these people are about to be fifty years old, and they can still make a fuss, amazing! ”

With a sneer, Xiao Zuoqiu gave his mother a thumbs up.

"Huh! I said, God, are you in a hurry to joke with my mother? After giving birth to you, I have been thinking about having a second child and passing on the lineage to our old Zhou family. As a result, there has been no movement for many years, which is old and old...... Why did you get pregnant again? ”

Xiao's mother was a little entangled now, touched her somewhat round belly, and said worriedly, "Zuoqiu, you said that I am so old, can I still give birth?" ”

"Mom! I really don't recommend that you give birth. Thirty-five or sixteen-year-old mothers are all advanced maternal age, and you, who are forty-nine years old, the risk factor is really not ordinary. ”

Shaking his head, Xiao Zuoqiu still has to think about his mother's body after all.

"Then knock it out?"

Xiao's mother was obviously a little reluctant, "This is your brother or sister!" ”

"This ......"

It was easy to say just now, but now that he thinks about it, Xiao Zuoqiu feels very cruel again, so he simply kicked the rotten ball out again, "Or! Mom, leave this matter to Dad! After all...... Dad is the head of the family, and this child is also made by him. ”

"That's right! It's this damn Xiao Yaowu, he's so crazy when he's old! One night, now it's okay, it's really a life. ”

Obviously, Xiao's mother also recognized her daughter's words very much.

O man!

That's it!

Most of the time, this "head of the family" is a false title, only at a certain time, okay! It's up to you, the head of the family, to make the decision.

"That's it! Zuoqiu, let's not talk about this for now, I heard those people say...... There was a miracle doctor here just now? The kind that specializes in breast enlargement, it's big when you touch it, is it really fake? ”

Shaking her somewhat loose chest, Xiao Mu also asked with bright eyes.

"It's true, I've seen it with my own eyes."

Smiling slightly, Xiao Zuoqiu said truthfully.

"That'...... Why don't you let the doctor touch you? ”

Glancing at Xiao Zuoqiu's chest, Xiao's mother asked very neatly.

"Mom! Didn't you say that? The girl's boobs, how can people touch them? ”

With a brush, Xiao Zuoqiu's face immediately turned red, and her eyes were a little evasive, so that she wouldn't let her mother find out that she had indeed had such a thought in her heart just now.

"If you touch it, you can make a big circle! It is more powerful than any plastic surgery and breast augmentation, the effect is immediate, and there are no side effects, where can I find such a good thing? You stupid girl, what's the matter with touching it! He's a doctor! Touch your chest! ”

Xiao's mother shook her head a little "hate iron and steel" and said, "If my mother wasn't there just now, otherwise, the size of our mother and daughter would be one size bigger." ”

"Mom! You old and improper, shameless ......."

"As long as you can enlarge your breasts, let alone touch it, touch it ten times and touch it a hundred times...... No problem......

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On the other side, Li Sao was sitting in a taxi, recalling the "touch big" incident in the corridor just now, and looked at his two hands suspiciously.

"System, what was going on just now? Why, when I touched the boobs of the girls who had changed gender, all of them got bigger? ”

In the car, the conversation between Li Sao and the system, Liu Zilang couldn't hear it.

System: "The host has the title of 'Yin Judge' bestowed by the Yin and Yang Room, and his hands can touch and control the pure Yin Qi. Pure yin qi has an incredible effect and effect on the shaping of women's body parts. ”

"Pure Yin Qi? I know. It's just the gray yin qi I saw on each of their chests just now, right? When I touch these yin qi, I always feel a burst of refreshment, and so on...... Am I also absorbing a lot of yin energy? Will something happen? If I absorb too much Yin Qi, I won't ...... It's going to be a sister paper too, right? ”

Thinking of this, Li Sao immediately clamped his legs, and after feeling the presence of his little brother, he breathed a sigh of relief.

System: "Theoretically, if the host absorbs too much pure yin qi, it is possible to cause sexual transformation. However, at present, the yin energy absorbed by the host is concentrated in the hands, and the host can rely on its own mind to feel the yin energy, and release and use this yin energy......"

"Release and use Yin Qi?"

Closing his eyes, Li Sao tried to sense his hands, and sure enough...... In my mind, there were really two cold breaths in the position of my hands.

It was the kind of pure yin qi he had felt before, and there were quite a few of them, after all, he touched the yin qi on the chests of Brother Duck and the eight of them.

"According to the amount of yin qi that is used, wouldn't it be ...... Can you give breasts to about three or four girls? ”

couldn't help but laugh evilly, Li Sao shook his hands, the "yin qi" of the yin and yang room was actually developed by himself to "enlarge the breasts".

If you open a breast enhancement and plastic surgery hospital, it will be effective on the same day and have no side effects, wouldn't it be a big deal?

Even if he doesn't make money with this, Li Sao feels that this unique skill alone is enough to make him a "friend of women".

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Soon, under Li Sao's side, the taxi stopped at the door of Yunzhong Pavilion Western Restaurant.

"Hurry up...... Brother Jian sent a text message and said that Mr. Zhu really had an adulterous affair! Let the restaurant prepare a bunch of roses in advance, as well as a variety of very riotous love confession gifts! ”

After getting out of the car, Liu Zilang also gossiped, and then laughed evilly and said, "You said we ...... Do you want to make a phone call to inform your wife? Who would have thought that Mr. Zhu, the favorite wife of the famous entire University of Technology and Business, would cheat on his wife behind his back! I really know people and faces, but I don't know my heart! ”

"If you don't want to get a college diploma, Brother Lang, I encourage you to do this big death." Li Sao said with a smile.

After Liu Zilang weighed the pros and cons, he still gave up the idea of dying, and said, "Then forget it!" Teacher Zhu's ugly side, only a few of us know about it, if only my wife knew...... Even if it wasn't us who told the whistle, Mr. Zhu would definitely think that we were the devil......"

"Let's go...... Get on board! I saw Mr. Zhu, at the innermost table, there was a person sitting opposite him, oops! Blocked by a wall! Brother Lang, take a look, isn't Mr. Zhu's lover beautiful? Could it be some graduate students in our college? Look at Teacher Zhu's excited face......"

In order not to expose themselves, Li Sao and Liu Zilang bowed their bodies and quietly walked forward in the restaurant.

Liu Zilang walked in front of Li Shao, he went around to the left and jumped to the other end, only then did he see the "lover" sitting opposite Mr. Zhu, and he couldn't help but lose his voice: "!" This...... This style of painting is wrong! ”

"What's going on? Brother Lang, should you ...... It's a female classmate in our class, right? This old Zhu can! The old cow eats tender grass, and he actually started in our class? Li Sao guessed indignantly.

"It's not! No...... Sao God, I feel like my eyes, as if ...... Defiled. ”

Rubbing his eyes, Liu Zilang pulled Li Sao over, "I can't be blind alone, Saoshen...... See for yourself! ”

"Blind? Could it be that Mr. Zhu found a dinosaur girl? ”

Li Sao also came over, looked at it fixedly, and couldn't help but exclaim, "! How is it a man? ”

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