262 The Legendary Plague of Innocence
"Who among you pretended to be my Zhang Tianyi and did a lot of bad things?"
As soon as he asked these words, the three swords were stunned in unison, looked at each other, suddenly made a sound, turned around and ran, still very tacitly, and ran separately in three directions.
"Humph!" Xu Ruoxue snorted coldly.
This cold snort is crisp and beautiful. But after listening to it again, the bodies of the three swords were galloping, and they all froze.
Hey, Sanjian sighed, stopped, and turned around, his face was bitter, and the bitter water flowed.
Xu Ruoxue gritted her teeth and shouted, "Say? Which slut is it. ”
"It's him!" The three swords shouted, pointing their fingers at each other in unison. However, sword three points to sword four, sword four points to sword five, and sword five points to sword three.
Xu Ruoxue raised her eyebrows, and with a "bang" sound, the blood sea sword was unsheathed.
The three swords were terrified, and they all shouted: "It's the boss!" ”
Xu Ruoxue said angrily: "Sure enough, it's him!" Among the six cheap, he is the cheapest. Sword Four, you say, what's going on? ”
I'm going to betray the boss! Jian Si's heart was full of bitterness, but when he looked at the eldest sister in anger, he could only be, "Dead friends don't die poor."
"Last time Qingcheng got married, the dead Taoist priest, oh not big uncle, that, accidentally got lost, and didn't find a new house, I waited for six ashamed people, and I felt that I was really guilty. So after the eldest sister went down the mountain, I also left a letter and went down to Qingcheng. swears that even if you search the ends of the earth, you have to find the eldest sister and aunt. ”
"But the rivers and lakes are huge, and I can't find them no matter how I look for them. The second brother said that the buddies seem to be going to wander the rivers and lakes for a lifetime, and they will never go back to Qingcheng. The boss said, that's it, we must not insult the name of Qingcheng. In the future, buddies will do things, and if it is a good thing, they will report the name of the Six Heroes of Qingcheng. If there is anything bad, it will be reported to the sky and the name of Zhang Tianyi. I just can't find that guy, and I'm going to have to be disgusted with that guy to death. ”
And so it was decided. But the eldest sister is big, God is pitiful, although we have reported the name of the eldest aunt, we really haven't done anything bad. At most, they don't pay after eating, and they get drunk and beat people. ”
The little Taoist priest was furious: "What do you mean, you haven't done anything bad yet?" Let me ask you, who robbed the little sugar man in the east of the village? Hmph, even a six-year-old child is spared, you are simply crazy! ”
"Little Sugar Man?" The three swords thought for a while, and then the four swords and the five swords pointed at the three swords: "It's him!" ”
The three ends of the sword shook wildly: "There is no robbery, there is no thing." I'll go, how can I be a chivalrous man in Qingcheng like this. ”
"That little girl's candy man is made to look like a monkey, and it's really beautiful. When I saw the fun, I told her that I would exchange thirty copper coins for her candy man. She agreed. This, this can be regarded as a robbery? ”
Jian Si nodded: "I'm on the side of this matter, and I can testify." ”
Jian Wu said: "It must be that the girl spent all the copper coins, and she was afraid that her parents would scold her, so she lied." ”
Seeing that the three swords didn't seem to be fake, the little Taoist priest said, "Okay, this matter is over." But who beat Zhang Xiucai in the east of the village? Hmph, even the old man in his sixties will not let go, such behavior, heaven and earth will not tolerate it! ”
Regarding this behavior of "heaven and earth do not tolerate", Jian Si and Jian Wu scrambled to raise their hands and said, "I hit it, it's me." ”
Jian San looked at the two of them confused and explained: "That Zhang Xiucai is really not a good person. At that time, the three of us heard a woman crying in the dark, so I sneaked over to take a look, but I saw it right. ”
"Don't look at that showman, but it's really not as good as a beast. is so old that he doesn't even let go of his granddaughter-in-law. That's his own granddaughter-in-law, and that old thing can do it. ”
The fourth and fifth came out at that time, and one of them gave a punch. I wanted to give up because I was afraid that I would kill someone. I wanted to tell the story, but his granddaughter-in-law begged bitterly, saying that if this thing got out, she would definitely not live. I waited until she was pitiful, and then swallowed it up. But I didn't expect that the old thing would be beaten upside down. ”
"Hmph, that guy is a good guy on the surface, but behind the scenes, he doesn't know how many bad things he has done. He should have been punched and killed! ”
Xu Ruoxue was furious when she heard this, and scolded: "A few fools, why are you still leaving such a scourge?" Let him continue to plague? Where is his house, I'll go later. ”
When the little Taoist priest saw it, he knew that Xu Ruoxue had a murderous intent. He sighed, but didn't say anything to stop him.
"What's going on with the sisters of the Li family in the south of the village? Could it be that the little lady of the other family has also done something terrible to be humiliated by you in public? ”
As soon as the little Taoist priest asked this, Jian Si and Jian Wu both lowered their heads in shame, but Jian San clapped his hands and laughed: "This is a good thing they have done." ”
"The two sisters are twins, and they look exactly the same. The two were bored, so they made a bet. The bet is to wash each other's feet ten times. The bet is to see who finds the difference and finds the most. ”
The two bastards stared at the little lady. After saying a few things, Lao Wu said that his chin was different. The fourth didn't believe it, so the fifth rushed over and put the faces of the two sisters together, explaining that they were different, one was sharper and the other was warped. The fourth child looked at it carefully and recognized it, but said that the chest was also different, one big and one small. ”
The fifth child was angry and said something different. The fourth is in a hurry, and he also learns from the fifth, and brings the two pairs of breasts, well, together. The two men were next to each other, contrasting each other. ”
"Hey, poor sister Hua suddenly suffered such a catastrophe, she was so frightened that she forgot to cry."
Xu Ruoxue was furious: "Hmph, a woman's innocence, how can you two be allowed to joke?" ”
She put her sword back into its sheath, picked it up and struck. Jian Si and Jian Wu didn't dare to resist, and they fought like monkeys, jumping around there. Jian San applauded loudly from the sidelines, clapping non-stop.
After finishing her anger, Xu Ruoxue asked, "Where is Jian Yi?" How can I spare this culprit? ”
Jian Si was beaten, and when he heard his hand, he pointed to it: "There, turn that corner." ”
The group walked away.
After walking a few steps, Xu Ruoxue asked, "I haven't seen you for a long time, what's wrong with my father?" ”
Jian San smiled bitterly: "I haven't returned to Qingcheng yet, I really don't know what is going on on the mountain?" ”
Xu Ruoxue said: "Then go back with me." Hey, my Qingcheng Sword Sect can't say anything this time, and it's going to suffer a catastrophe. ”
Jian Si was shocked: "How can this be? ”
Xu Ruoxue told the story of the 3,000 officers and soldiers surrounding Qingcheng. This statement is naturally going slower and slower.
The little Taoist priest didn't pay attention, and still walked vigorously. After turning a corner, I saw three people sitting under a big tree, it was Jian Yi and the others.
The little Taoist priest went over, pointed with a halberd, and was about to scold when he opened his mouth, why did the slut come up with such a vicious idea, framed him Zhang Tianyi didn't say anything, and slandered the Tianyi faction.
But he never expected that before the little Taoist priest's words could be spoken, he saw Jian Yi's eyes light up, pointed at him and shouted: "Dead Taoist priest!" ”
Ah, he also scolded me for being a "dead Taoist", and the little Taoist priest was even more angry, so he wanted to scold back, but suddenly saw a flower in front of him, and the three people were like one person, and they pounced from the front and left and right directions at the same time.
Before the little Taoist priest could react, he felt that his eyes were dark, and a fist had smashed into his face. Then, another fist smashed into his chest, and another fist on his lower abdomen.
With three blows in succession, the little Taoist priest couldn't even scream, he opened his mouth wide and fell to the ground in a daze.
Before he could reach the ground, two pairs of iron pillar-like hands grabbed his neck and calves tightly, and then a rag was thrust into his mouth like lightning.
In just a few breaths, the little Taoist priest was already unable to move, unable to speak, and in severe pain all over his body!
"Wonderful!" Sword Yi shouted, and at the same time as Sword Two and Sword Six, he stretched out a hand and struck in the air.
Jian Er said with a smile: "The so-called stepping on the iron shoes has nowhere to be found, and it takes no effort to get it." I waited hard to find him for a year, but I didn't expect that after sitting here well, I went, and this dead Taoist priest actually sent it to the door by himself. ”
Jian Liu smiled and said: "Yes, yes, yes, with this dead Taoist priest, even if we haven't found the eldest sister yet, we will have the face to return to Qingcheng." Ah, Qingcheng, beautiful Qingcheng, I'm back! ”
Thinking of the long-lost Qingcheng, Sword One, Sword Two, and Sword Six all let out a dream-like cry*! Tears of happiness flowed from his eyes.
In the eyes of the little Taoist, tears of sadness flowed. How could he have expected that as soon as they met, the three of them didn't even say a word, they came up and beat them, and they tied them up and left.
This beating, I can suffer, I am wronged! The little Taoist priest cried in his heart.
Happily, Jian Er and Jian Liu lifted the little Taoist priest like a dead pig, followed behind Jian Yi's buttocks, and staggered towards Jian San.
As soon as he turned the corner, Jian Yi's eyes lit up again, and he shouted: "Big sister, big sister!" ”
He jumped three feet high, his body rushed over, he pointed his hand back, and shouted, "Eldest sister, who do you think I have arrested?" ”
As soon as Xu Ruoxue saw him, the fire went straight up. But seeing the ecstasy on the sword's face, her heart softened, and the fire was quickly extinguished.
Following Jian Yi's fingers, Xu Ruoxue looked behind him.
Her eyes widened!
Seeing that the eldest sister had come to see it, Jian Er and Jian Liu shook proudly, shaking the little Taoist priest like a dead pig.
These two guys are doing their best.
Jian Yi was also squeezing his eyebrows, so he almost said directly to Xu Ruoxue: Eldest sister, you praise me, you praise me quickly! It's been so long, and now, I've finally brought you back the dead Taoist!
But after squeezing his eyes a few times, Jian Yi suddenly realized that something was wrong: the eldest sister's expression was not like surprise, but like anger? Ah, no, it's fury.
A thought suddenly rushed into Jian Yi's mind, and his whole body was full of spirits, and he shouted in his heart: Won't it? Bitter also!
With the last shred of luck, Kenyi looked at his three brothers. But he saw that Jian Si and Jian Wu's faces were full of schadenfreude, and Jian San looked at him as if he was looking at a dead man!
I'll go!
Jian Yi jumped up violently, and while he was still in the air, he brushed his two feet and kicked away Jian II and Jian Liu, who were beaming proudly. Then he picked up the little Taoist priest with his feet and held him in his arms.
He looked at Xu Ruoxue, and squeezed out a smile on his face that was more ugly than crying: "That, eldest sister, I brought my eldest aunt over to you." ”