The ruler's complaining made the audience laugh.

On stage, after the audience's mood calmed down a little, the ruler continued.

"Next I'm going to talk about this courier, alas, their efficiency is too slow!"

As soon as these words came out, the audience was a little puzzled.

This is complaining about Su Yunming, how can it be related to express delivery?

"Brother Yun Ming is a good cross talk actor, we all know that he used to go behind the scenes from the senior brother of Deyunlou to the upcoming career change, and he has always used his own way to explain to everyone what good cross talk is."

"Especially some time ago, when I heard that Brother Yun Ming was going to work behind the scenes, I also sent a courier to Brother Yun Ming to express my comfort to Brother Yun Ming."

The audience listened, and finally found that the courier and Su Yunming were involved.

"But who knew that Brother Yun Ming suddenly came back again, what should I do with the courier that I sent to comfort? Hurry up and ask where you are. ”

"As a result, I only found out that I haven't left the capital yet!"

"I hurriedly asked for the courier back, and the rose petals in my house haven't been cleaned yet!"

A spectator who was drinking water below suddenly squirted out a mouthful of water.

"This Zhen Nima is a condolence express!"

"Giving gifts actually gave rose petals, and you floated the ruler!"

"How do I hear the meaning from this?"

"It's him! It's the man, he's coming! ”

"I'll wipe it, this product is really not afraid of being beaten to death by Su Yunming!"

"Su Yunming, I support you to kill him, but wait for me to laugh for a while......"

The audience laughed one by one, thinking that the courier condolences of the ruler were too funny.

Moreover, full of sentiment.

"Let's talk about it later, Brother Yun Ming began to become popular."

"Look at it now, how well Brother Yun Ming has realized in the pre-selection of "Cross Talk with Newcomers", 20 into 10, and 10 into 4! This is all Brother Yun Ming's strength! ”

The ruler finished in one sentence, but everyone knows that this is the first half of the sentence, and the second half of the sentence is waiting.

Sure enough, the ruler just blinked his eyes, and then continued: "However, according to people familiar with the matter, on the day before the filming of "Cross Talk Has a Newcomer" started, Mr. Guo's account was less than 100 yuan, and the national teacher's account was exactly 100 yuan more. ”

"Hahaha......"

"There's a shady scene here!"

"A hundred dollars is a lot, enough for me to eat for a day."

"Ruler, you're really going to be beaten to death like this!"

"Ruler: Protect me!"

"Su Yunming: It's worth a hundred yuan to co-author my shady scene?"

One by one, they laughed and discussed, and they were all amused by the humorous language of the ruler.

"Of course, I believe that Brother Yun Ming will definitely have a place of strength outside the shady scene, at least you look at Brother Yun Ming's paralyzed face that has never changed his expression since he came up, you should also understand that people are absolutely single by strength!"

The ruler spoke aloud one last time, then took a step back and bowed.

Finally, in the midst of everyone's laughter, he left the podium and returned to his place.

The audience below was still laughing insolently, and one by one had no intention of stopping for a short time.

This is the benefit of recording variety shows, as long as you have the ability, you don't need to record the audience's smiles in advance at all.

This kind of smile that comes out of feeling makes people feel even more intimate after the broadcast.

"Okay, everyone said it again, and this episode is almost over."

Zhang Xiaogang came up and said to the audience with the microphone.

"Of course, the final stage was handed over to him, our special guest Su Yunming! Everyone is welcome! ”

"Good ......"

"Papapa~"

As soon as the audience below heard that Su Yunming was coming, they all cheered up, and some of them didn't realize that their hands were swollen.

The cheers were endless.

Listening to the cheers and applause in the audience, several guests are you look at me, I look at you, all showing a wry smile.

This is people's popularity!

When they came on stage, the audience just applauded politely, and Su Yunming came on stage-

Let's not talk about the men, those girls are going crazy!

But...... Envy is envy, and they also admire!

This is the strength of Su Yunming!

Welcomed by everyone's applause, Su Yunming got up from his seat and walked to the main podium.

He looked around the room, but ......

Clear your throat!

"I rub, this is still a throat clearing? Is this unpleasant for fear that you will complain? ”

Seeing Su Yunming clearing his throat, there were people talking about it below.

"Look at how Su Yunming complains about them, saying that all the cross talk is a practice of mouthful."

The audience is looking forward to it.

Teacher Yu has just come to the stage, because after all, he is an elder, and he will leave room for speaking, so he still has a sense of proportion.

But now it's Su Yunming, that's not necessarily!

The audience only felt that they were full of expectations, and those pairs of eyes were almost like little stars.

"I'm very happy to stand on this stage as a special guest of this show, and I'm a little excited! "Tucao Club" asked me to come here and complain to each other! ”

"Seriously, I'm a little bit of a mess."

Su Yunming said with a complicated expression.

"Alas, I really can't do it, after all, I know and am familiar with it. But the only thing that makes me glad is that complaining has nothing to do with hands. ”

"Hahaha......"

"Su Yunming has also learned badly."

"I can't do it when I complain, but I can't use it, Su Yunming's brain circuit is really amazing!"

"I think the other guests are going to be bad this time!"

"I feel the same way, this time I feel like they're going to be cold!"

"In the past, Li Quan and the ruler were sharp in complaining, but this time they may also be complained about!"

The following discussion is in full swing.

And on the stage, Su Yunming also started.

"Personally, I think "Tucao Club" is a very interesting variety show, after all, I was invited as a special guest."

"At the beginning, I was also very excited to meet everyone, and everything was very pleasant. Well, all pleasant. ”

Su Yunming was a little unsure, and finally repeated it affirmatively.

As he spoke, Su Yunming's eyes kept roaming over the six people.

The six people looked a little frightened, and they dodged one by one.

Zhang Xiaogang, who was on the side, hadn't reacted yet, and when he saw Su Yunming staring at him, he nodded politely.

But in the next second, he couldn't be happy......

"Let's take a look at these six guests, although their positions are not as high as mine, I still want to talk about Mr. Zhang Xiaogang."

"Poof~"

The drinking uncle, who had just been sprayed once, sprayed again.

"Su Yunming is so bad, the first thing I said again was to name Zhang Xiaogang."

"Wilted, wilted!"

"Ask for Teacher Zhang's psychological shadow area!"

"The first to eat crabs? No, it was the first person to be spit out! ”

……

Su Yunming looked at Zhang Xiaogang, paused for a moment and said to the audience.

"If you want to talk about Mr. Zhang Xiaogang, I have to say something that happened in the background just now."

"As a host who has been out of breath for more than 20 years, he actually asked me if a young man in his twenties could hold up his body! If it were just that, it would have been enough, but his eyes were still full of pride, as if he was waiting for me to hold on. ”

"I was so scared that I didn't dare to take it, after all, Uncle Yu likes to perm his hair, but I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, Mr. Zhang Xiaogang didn't like perms, but he actually ...... Alas, I can't say! ”

"What's going on...... Shame on you! ”

Su Yunming pretended to sigh and lowered his head.

"Well, I can't take this hat off."

Looking at the ruler, several of them held back a smile, and Zhang Xiaogang himself laughed.

The audience in the audience was even more exaggerated, looking at Zhang Xiaogang's cheeks that seemed to be blooming chrysanthemums, and they all couldn't close their legs with a smile.

"I never thought that Mr. Zhang was such a person......"

"Look away, Mr. Zhang is the one who hides the deepest!"

"I always feel that Mr. Yu Qian's perm is more chic, and now it seems that Mr. Zhang is better!"

"Teacher Zhang, speak up, be yourself, be your true self!"

……