One store at a time!

It's all so skinny......

When a layman looks at these, he may also see them lively and funny.

However, under these banners, Li Sao smelled a familiar commotion.

"This trick! This commotion...... This...... Could it be ......?"

Looking into the distance, Li Sao's pupils immediately froze.

Sure enough, it was him!

I saw that in a shop at the end of the street not far away, a slender and charming man was pinching an orchid and directing the workers to hang a red banner.

It seems that the hanging of these banners is not an accident.

It's an organized and methodical marketing campaign!

"Sure enough, it's that sissy ......"

Squinting his eyes, Li Sao saw that the man had also discovered himself and walked over to this side.

Master Showdown!

Often a look is enough to determine the outcome of the situation.

"Long time no see! Little Sao, do you miss me? ”

As soon as the man spoke, his shrill sissy voice gave Li Sao goosebumps.

"Mulan! Can you be more masculine and talk like a man? ”

This sissy who is called "Mulan" by Li Sao, whose real name is "Hua Munan", is in the same school as Li Sao in elementary, junior high and high school.

From childhood to adulthood, it seems that the meaning of his existence is to "compare" with Li Sao.

But fortunately, the two applied for different schools in college, Li Sao stayed in the capital, and Hua Munan went to Jinmen University, and the grievances and hatreds between the two came to an end temporarily.

But......

I actually met here today, and according to the usual practice, the two will definitely inevitably have a burst of swords and swords.

"How? Xiao Sao, my trick immediately increased the customer flow of this food street by more than five times. ”

Pinching the orchid finger, Hua Munan showed off very proudly.

It turned out that he came back from the summer vacation and made an advertising and marketing studio by himself, specializing in using various tricks to help merchants increase customer flow.

This trick of "hanging the big red banner high" can be said to be his most proud operation.

Since he was coincidentally bumped into by Li Sao, of course he had to show off fiercely.

"These banners are really from you."

Li Sao smiled slightly, he saw that Hua Munan's body had as many as 103 points.

That's not a small amount!

If you can come back to it......

"Auntie! Aunt...... Your earrings are so beautiful......"

Just when Li Sao was thinking about how to fight back, little Lori Mengmeng stepped forward and grabbed Hua Munan's clothes and shouted very flatteringly.

"Auntie?"

Suddenly, Hua Munan exploded, "Who do you call Auntie?" I'm a man! It's a man! I'm going to call my uncle ......."

"Mom said that only women wear earrings and necklaces! You lie, you're an aunt, it's your breasts, it's too small. ”

Mengmeng's innocent look even compared Bihua Munan's chest with her hand, which immediately made everyone laugh.

"You...... You're a little girl, I don't care about you. ”

Angry, Hua Mu Nan stomped his feet, but he quickly transferred the main contradiction to Li Sao's body, and said provocatively, "Li Sao, if it were you, I don't believe that you would be able to increase the traffic of the entire street by so much at an almost negligible cost like me......"

"Yes! You're right......"

Nodding, Li Sao confessed to "cowardice" and said, "I really can't do it." ”

"Huh? Li Sao, what do you mean by this? You've changed! In the past, you were bound to compete with me, but today you were really frightened by my shocking handwriting? Hua Munan smiled a little more proudly.

However, Li Sao quietly took out his mobile phone, and said to Hua Munan while dialing the number: "I'm afraid you misunderstood what I meant, right?" I mean, I can't do it like you did. However, there is a way for me to reduce the number of people! ”

As soon as the phone was connected, Li Sao said on the phone seriously: "Hey! Is it the Urban Management Bureau? Right! I reported that the merchant storefronts on this side of the Xincheng Square Food Street illegally occupied public space and pulled banners indiscriminately......"

Hua Munan's heart instantly cooled: "(╬ ̄ ̄), Li Sao, do you want to be so ruthless......"

Hanging up the phone, Li Sao made a "I'm also helpless" action, and heard a system prompt in his ears.

【Drop! The system has detected a wave of anti-riot operations of the host, and the riot point is being plundered! Loot a total of 103 points. Plunder over! 】

"Uncle Sao, why did the aunt who claimed to be an uncle just now suddenly change from a happy appearance to a very angry look?"

Walking into the crayfish restaurant, Zhang Mengmeng asked Li Sao with some confusion.

"Mengmeng! Uncle used to have two hearts, one kind and one disgusting. However, since I met the person just now, there is only one kind heart left. You know why? ”

Li Sao turned his head to look outside the restaurant, the chengguan brigade had already arrived in a surprise attack, and was orderly starting to dismantle the banners illegally pulled at the entrance of each storefront.

Hua Munan, who was still proud of the spring breeze and was praised by several store owners, was being scolded by several store owners at this time, demanding the return of advertising and marketing expenses.

"Mengmeng doesn't know, is it because that aunt influenced the uncle, so that the uncle is only left with kindness?" Meng Meng touched her head and said.

"Because that man ...... Disgusting to death! ”

Li Sao said while smiling and ordering.

"Li Sao, this is the fifth time, right? Hua Munan comes back from vacation every year, and you have to be beaten up, but he still doesn't have a long memory. Sister Qiao also said with a smile on the side, she has witnessed Li Shao and Hua Munan's "fighting method" for so many years.

"No way! Since he was a child, his brain has become better and better, but his memory has become worse and worse. ”

Smiling slightly, Li Sao looked at the fragrant crayfish brought by the waiter, and greeted, "Mengmeng, Sister Ya, Sister Qiao...... Crayfish are coming! Eat while it's hot......"

"Great! Eat crayfish ......"

Meng Meng, who had been greedy for a long time, couldn't wait to put on plastic gloves and took the lead in grabbing a crayfish on the plate.

However, just when Mengmeng was about to peel the shrimp, she stared at the crayfish's innocent little eyes, suddenly stopped a little sadly, turned her head and asked her mother Zhang Yadao: "Mom! Mom! If the crayfish can't go home, will its mother be anxious and worried? ”

As soon as Meng Meng's innocent words came out, the three adults present were all stunned.

Zhang Yagang's hand that wanted to catch a crayfish stopped in mid-air, and Sister Qiao peeled off a crayfish, and suddenly felt ...... I'm so cruel!

However, at this critical moment, Li Sao gave full play to the role of a "meat eater", and Biu opened a crayfish and ate the delicious shrimp meat with relish.

Then, Li Sao pointed to the plate and began to say seriously: "Meng Meng! Don't worry, the Crayfish family is here. You see, it's just its dad, it's just its mother, it's just its grandfather, it's just its grandmother, it's its uncles, it's its aunts...... Kindness! Family! The most important thing is to be neat and tidy......"

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