Chapter Eighty-Eight: Is There Such a Bad Security Guard?
The strongest protection is not that I can defeat you with one easy move, but that I stand here and tell you to beat me, but you don't dare to move even a finger. - An inscription that has not been seen for a long time.
Knock knock knock......
Kazkaz!
As soon as he returned to the house, without Sister Qiao opening his mouth, Li Sao had already heard a lot of movement from upstairs.
"Such a big move? Really...... He is worthy of being a martial arts practitioner! ”
To tell the truth, the bigger he heard this movement, the more excited and excited Li Shao was in his heart, what does this mean, it shows that the stronger the force!
If the force is not strong, can it make such a big move?
Just when Li Sao couldn't wait to go upstairs to see what kind of powerful people the system had arranged for him, Sister Qiao, who was frowning, stopped him and said a little scared: "Li Sao!" You better not go up, we'...... Let's call the police! Don't have any bad guys up there......"
"Sister Qiao, don't be afraid! It's not a bad guy who makes a noise up there, it's a ...... I hired a security guard! In the future, he will be responsible for the security of our entire house. ”
With his chest straight, Li Sao walked upstairs in a very angry manner.
Sister Qiao was stunned for a moment, and quickly chased after her: "Li Sao, have you asked for security?" Why haven't I heard you say it before? But our house is just a hotel, not a bank or a shopping mall, what do you want security guards to do? It's not ...... Is it a waste of money? ”
"Don't worry! This security guard, no money. Moreover, who said that we don't need security guards. Last time, Brother Duck's group came to the door, and you saw it. If I hadn't crushed them from the heights of my IQ with my wit, I would have been lying in the hospital. ”
Walking towards room 201 step by step, the corners of Li Sao's mouth curled slightly, "If at that time, there was a strong security guard in our house, who would dare to make trouble with us?" ”
"That's right! However, is this security guard who doesn't need money reliable? ”
Sister Qiao, who was suspicious, followed behind Li Sao.
Knock knock knock......
Once upstairs, there was a loud knock on the door of room 201.
This feeling made Li Sao feel that there was a monster in that room, waiting for the door to open and swoop towards him?
"No, it won't! No, it won't! I'm the host, and the system dares to trick me? ”
Li Sao took the room card and stood at the door, pretending to be very calm.
However, Sister Qiao and Li Sao have been together for so many years, and I can't see that Li Sao's heart is actually panicked!
"Li Sao! Or...... Shall I open the door? ”
Sister Qiao knew that it would definitely be useless to persuade Li Sao to leave at this time, so she ...... She gritted her teeth and wanted to open the door for Li Shao.
However, how could Li Sao let Sister Qiao take this risk?
"Sister Qiao, don't worry. I hired the security guard, what am I afraid of? ”
There was still a loud noise in the room, clang, clang...... It was as if the table had been overturned, and then there were loud, heavy footsteps.
Li Sao swallowed his saliva, no matter what it was, even if the system got a dinosaur in it today, he would admit it.
Didi!
With a swipe of the room card, Li Sao pushed the door open suddenly.
Horn ......
A huge black and white shadow suddenly jumped out of it, knocking Li Sao to the ground.
"Ahh
Sister Qiao screamed in fright, but ......
In the next second, when she saw what exactly she was knocking down Li Sao, Sister Qiao's eyes widened, and her whole heart was budding.
"Big ...... Giant panda? Li Sao, how can there be a giant panda in our house? ”
Black and white, simple, round, and stretched out his scarlet tongue to lick Li Sao's face incessantly.
This is the national treasure of our country, the giant panda, a super invincible mythical beast loved by people all over the world.
"Giant pandas?"
Finally broke free from the ground, Li Sao's face was full of giant panda saliva.
At this time, the giant panda in front of him was also very obediently leaning against the wall, as if a new employee was waiting for the boss's inspection.
"Li Sao, should you ...... You said the new security guard was this giant panda, right? This is a national treasure! Usually you only see it in the zoo, how did you get it? ”
Sister Qiao grinned, and as she spoke, she cautiously stepped forward and touched the giant panda.
"Baa Baa ......"
The giant panda responded to Sister Qiao very tamely, and then licked it in the palm of Sister Qiao's hand.
"Blea? Is this an authentic giant panda? How do you call it the same as a sheep? Is this a security guard? Is there such a sassy security guard? ”
Li Sao kept a distance from the giant panda with a little disdain, but Sister Qiao explained to Li Sao with a smile: "You don't understand this, do you?" Li Shao, when I first came to Beijing, your parents took the two of us to the zoo to see the giant pandas, didn't you listen to the keeper's explanation? Can giant pandas make at least thirteen different sounds? Bleating, horning, squeaking, whimpering, barking, and so on! ”
"I don't care what it's called, but ...... It's such a guy who only survives by selling cuteness, and I doubt it's up to the security job. ”
Li Sao's words are not only said to the giant panda and Sister Qiao, but also to question the system.
"Wow!"
As if he could hear Li Sao's questioning words, the giant panda barked at Li Sao, the two pandas' eyes widened, and then they stomped on the floor with both feet.
Bang! Bang!
Two times, good guy, the wooden floor was about to collapse by it, and Li Sao's whole body shook.
"With so much strength?"
Li Sao naively thought that all the animals that looked cute and cute were powerless and harmless to humans and animals.
But......
Giant pandas are definitely an exception.
"Li Sao, the giant panda is a very fierce beast! It is known as one of the top ten fierce beasts in China! Its bite force is about the same as that of a lion brown bear, and, you think about it! We have a national treasure in our house, who would dare to come and find trouble? Who would dare to do anything to a national treasure! ”
Sister Qiao smiled when she saw the giant panda, after all, when she first came to the capital as a teenager, she went to the zoo, but she stayed outside the panda park and watched it for a whole day!
For the common sense introduction about giant pandas told by the keepers, Sister Qiao remembers it very tightly. Almost every year, she found time to go to the zoo to see the giant pandas.
It's also strange to say, as long as you look at the giant pandas, no matter what they are doing, even if they are motionless in a daze or eating bamboo shoots, Sister Qiao can watch them all day without getting tired.
was said by Sister Qiao, Li Sao imagined it too!
"The giant panda is a first-class national protected animal and a national treasure! I remember that netizens also nicknamed the giant panda 'Prison Sitting Beast', and if anyone dares to do anything to our giant pandas, it will ......."
When Li Sao was proud, his face suddenly changed again, "Wait! Isn't it also the abduction of giant pandas...... Do you have to sit in prison too? ”
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