Chapter 46: VC Shock Department [Asking for Recommendation Votes]
As the last sentence was sung, the audience, who were still looking forward to Su Yunming's answer, were suddenly stunned.
They all stared at Su Yunming with wide eyes.
Director: "......"
The staff behind the show: "......"
Lao Guo and the national teacher: "......"
Crosstalk actor on one side: "......"
All the audience: "......"
Silence, deathly silence.
At this moment, the audience became silent.
After a few seconds, everyone came back to their senses.
Immediately after, a burst of laughter echoed throughout the recording hall.
"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death!"
"There are many hooligans in the Shennima Deyun Society, and the hooligan leader is surnamed Guo!"
"Good guys, it turns out to be waiting for us here!!"
"This little song, absolutely amazing!"
"This burden is shaking, Su Yunming, are you really not afraid that Lao Guo will come to cut you with a knife?"
"Lao Guo: ??? Why the hell did I become a rogue leader?"
"Lao Guo, is this a person sitting at home, and the pot comes from the sky? It's a good recording show, but his disciple was in front of him, and he was blackened! ”
"I already have a hunch, Su Yunming stepped down this time, and it is estimated that his legs will be discounted by Lao Guo!"
"Lao Guo: Which one did Lao Tzu provoke?"
The audience went crazy with laughter.
Everyone knows that Lao Guo is a master in the cross talk industry, and Deyun Club was founded by him.
And Su Yunming, as Lao Guo's first apprentice and the eldest disciple he focused on cultivating, turned out to be on the program founded by Lao Guo, he violently blackened Lao Guo, and even directly blackened Deyun Club all over the world.
How do you sing the last line?
'There are many hooligans in Deyun Club, and the hooligan leader is surnamed Guo! ’
Good guy, Deyun Club is a nest of bandits!
The audience laughed, although Su Yunming's self-blackening was unexpected, but they had to say...... This method was instantly recognized by the audience.
The cute girl with a double ponytail who asked the question also burst out laughing after hearing Su Yunming's last lyrics, and two big snot bubbles appeared in her nostrils.
He looked left and right, and when he saw that no one was paying attention, he sniffed again and sucked his snot back.
And then smiled sweetly - another cute lolita big ...... Cute girl.
Other audiences, many people laughed wildly at this time, and couldn't help but look at Lao Guo to take a look at this famous 'hooligan leader'.
"You have been hacked home by your apprentice." The national teacher next to Lao Guo forced a smile.
"Don't hold back, it's not good for your health." Lao Guo gave him a blank look.
"Hahaha~"
As soon as he said this, the national teacher also laughed.
Lao Guo's face was as black as charcoal, but he was full of smiles: "This kid ......"
Those audience laughed happier one by one, and they were willing to listen to such cross talk.
"If my sister comes to see me, don't come to Deyun Club~"
"There are many hooligans in Deyun Building, and the hooligan leader is surnamed Guo~"
Many people in the audience were humming, and the short four sentences were catchy to read, just listening to it once, most of them remembered it thoroughly.
There are even some viewers who immediately take out their mobile phones, post on Weibo on Moments, or create a QQ space to talk about it, and they all want to spread this matter in the shortest possible time.
"Lao Guo's eldest disciple Su Yunming left the scene to sing, and he worked hard to black Lao Guo!"
"Brother Yunming is singing again, it's so good~"
"It's a big news today, and it's a shame for you who didn't come!"
Among these people, there is also an editor of the VC Shock Department, who has already thought about what title to post today.
I saw him crackling and typing on his phone, and soon, a string of titles had appeared.
Shocked! Deyun's big disciple Su Yunming broke the news on the stage that Lao Guo was actually a hooligan leader! 》
One was not enough, and he wrote several.
Shocked! Lao Guo actually threatened to break Su Yunming's leg on the program "Cross Talk Has a Newcomer"! 》
Oh my God! What did Su Yunming say, which made Lao Guo's face black, made the audience burst into laughter, and made the girl blush! 》
"Unexpectedly, there was an accident in the recording of the "Cross Talk Newcomer" program, and the national teacher almost fell ill, Lao Guo was concerned about the physical condition of the national teacher! 》
……
wrote a lot of titles in a row, and this editor blushed and closed his phone unsatisfied.
Su Yunming and Yue Yunkun bowed down from the stage at this time, and the audience was also satisfied, and they did not stay.
It's just that after they stepped down, the audience still talked about it.
"It's amazing, look at the old Guo black, it's almost invisible."
"Mr. Guo: I'm not a hooligan, you must not come and see~"
"Su Yunming is also too strong, there are many jokes, I'm afraid that Lao Guo may not have such a good performance every game when he comes to power!"
"Su Yunming's self-defeating method is bullish, I am convinced!"
"He can risk being broken to blacken himself, he is a ghost if he is not hot!"
"It's worth the trip!"
……
Looking at the enthusiasm of the audience, it is estimated that this time Su Yunming has been steadily promoted.
It's hard to be unstable!
Su Yunming's opponent's two cross talk actors, when they saw this scene, the two of them looked at me, I looked at you, looked at each other, and no one had the idea of going on stage.
Under this face, to come to power is to wait for death!
They announced their abstention!
And the editor of the VC Shock Department caught a title again:
Unbelievable! Su Yunming's opponent actually abstained, what happened here??? 》
……
In the end, Su Yunming did advance steadily.
Not only was he promoted, but even when the final ranking came out, Su Yunming's votes even exceeded the second-place promotion combination by more than 100 votes.
"Senior brother, do you say that our Black Master is really fine? It's been a long time, and Master hasn't looked for us. ”
When Su Yunming heard this, he looked at Yue Yunkun who had been wandering again, and the corners of his mouth twitched.
It's been more than two hours since I came back from the recording studio, and I've been worried that Lao Guo will settle accounts with him afterwards, and the people walking around in front of him are like ants on a hot pot.
"It's okay, Master is not that kind of person." Su Yunming was helpless, so he could only appease.
"Alas! It would be nice if Master called us and scolded us, so it was very urgent not to contact us. Yue Yunkun didn't listen to it at all.
Even he thought that he would be scolded by Lao Guo, and this matter would be over.
Su Yunming patted Yue Yunkun's shoulder, and let him shake it like this again, he had to shake him up.
"I said it's okay, I have time to think about this, I might as well think about what to do next."
"Hmm. Yun Ming is right, if you have time to think about this, you might as well seize the time to rehearse. Just then, the door opened, and a familiar voice reached the ears of the two.
The one-meter-six old Guo appeared in front of the two with a black face, and Su Yunming and Yue Yunkun both stood there honestly.
"Master." Su Yunming greeted, and his old face turned red.
"Master, I was wrong, I shouldn't have hacked you with my senior brother, I knew it was wrong!"
As soon as Yue Yunkun saw Lao Guo, he immediately said nervously.
"I don't blame you, why are you so scared?"
Originally, I wanted to scold a few words, but seeing that Yue Yunkun was about to cry, Lao Guo could only swallow the words that were stuck in his throat.
Although he wanted to beat this unsuccessful apprentice to death, at this moment, Lao Guo still comforted: "There is no size on the stage, and there are rules off the stage." What's wrong with ridiculing two sentences on stage? Don't you and Uncle Yu tease each other every day? ”
"Really, really?" Yue Yunkun listened to Lao Guo's words and asked in disbelief.
"Really, okay, you go back, I have something to do with your senior brother." Lao Guo can be regarded as seeing through it, and his apprentice is not good at braining.
Tired.
Wave your hand and let him play to himself!
"Oh."
Yue Yunkun didn't say much, anyway, just don't trouble him.
He left the room with a slip of time, leaving space for the two of them.