Chapter Fifty-Eight: Tell Your Story!
A ghost who drowned in a pit?
From head to toe......
it!
It's okay if you don't take it seriously, but as soon as you stare at it carefully, the stench will fly even more.
"Vomit ......"
Brother Duck almost wants to die, how can this make people lick it?
"! What do you vomit? Look down on me, don't you? β
The most disgusting thing about the dung ghost is that other ghosts vomit in front of him, which makes him feel very shameless.
What happened to the manure pit?
What's wrong with being drowned in?
How valuable and meaningful is this kind of death!
Moreover, the evil ghosts of this kind of death have great resentment, and their souls are more condensed after death, and they can wander in the mortal world for a longer time.
In the past, when encountering ghosts who dared to laugh at themselves, dung drowning ghosts often began to bite each other without saying a word.
But today, because Li Shao, the Yin judge, was in charge, the dung ghost didn't dare to make much action, so he simply grabbed Brother Duck directly, and used his mouth that had been soaked in the dung pit for decades to have a close contact with him.
"You dislike me! Lick...... Lick it to Lao Tzu! Licking from head to foot ......"
Let go of Brother Duck, looking at his look of wanting to die, the dung ghost is full of joy.
"Lick! Ha ha...... This ghost is estimated to have just died not long ago, and even the dung drowning ghost dares to provoke! β
"Look at his fine skin and tender flesh, the yang energy on his body has not been taken off yet! It is estimated that he has been dead for less than a month, and he has a long experience of being a ghost......"
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The other ghosts were also laughing when they watched the excitement, and it seemed that the dung drowning ghost had a good reputation among the evil ghosts.
Brother Duck, who was almost suffocated by the smell, wanted to die, but he was surrounded by a group of ghosts, and the other party was still the strongest dung ghost, Brother Duck had to lick it if he didn't lick it!
Choking back to tears and enduring ten thousand nauseas in his heart, Brother Duck closed his eyes and began to lick from the face of the dung drowning ghost......
Then slowly, it was the lower body of the dung ghost, and the touch of the tongue was completely numb, but the smell that went straight to the soul simply made people die and die between life and death......
Damn it!
No wonder even those ghosts can't stand the dung dung ghosts, and they stay away from the dung dung ghosts!
What does it taste like......
Tut-tut......
can't help but remind Brother Duck of when he was young, he wanted to go out and break into society.
A senior he is very in awe, known as the "Yanjiao Duck Emperor", has horses in and out, luxury cars, and is a collection of countless rich women's favors.
Back then, when Brother Duck was just a "little duck brother", he didn't know how much he had to do with it, and he wanted to worship this forced brother.
Brother Duck still remembers that at that time, Brother Qiang was holding a cigarette and told him very lightly that it was very simple to worship him as soon as he passed a pre-job training.
forced his brother to let him go to the vegetable market to buy two catties of pork belly, and throw it in the corner for a week after he bought it.
After a week, the meat stinks, and then use a blade to cut a slit in the meat.
Stuff it in a one-dollar coin, and when you can lick the coin out of the stinky meat with your tongue, you can take him out to make duck.
With great ambition and ambition, Brother Duck, who is determined to become the Duck Emperor of the capital, has been practicing at home for a month.
Stinky pork belly, that smell......
The memories that had been forgotten were instantly hooked up by the stench of this dung drowning ghost.
"Originally, I thought that the smelliest smell in the world was the stinky pork belly, but ...... I was still too naΓ―ve, I didn't expect to encounter a smellier smell in my life......"
Brother Duck thought that after experiencing stinky pork belly, he was no longer afraid of any smell in the world, but today he still fell under the rotten hairy legs of the dung drowning ghost.
After licking, Brother Duck fell to the ground foaming at the mouth, and his younger brothers witnessed the whole process, full of sympathy but could not do anything.
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At the same time, Li Sao entered the yin and yang room, sat at the table, and was not angry.
In the room was a group of waiting evil ghosts, all with eager eyes, extremely hoping that Li Sao could help them reincarnate.
Syllable!
Li Sao slapped the ashtray on the table and began to judge the ghost seriously.
"What the hell are you? How did he die? Why can't you enter reincarnation? β
The ghost at the front of the line, wearing a green hat on his head, pointed to his head with tears in his eyes when he saw Li Sao's arraignment: "Your Excellency Judge! The little ghost was a decent and honest person when he was alive, but his wife stole people and put this green hat on me......"
"Wait! Your wife cuckolded you? Stealing someone? Could it be that you were so angry that you killed this pair of adulterers? And then he was sentenced to death himself? It's a man. Li Sao expressed deep sympathy.
However, the cuckold ghost lowered his head and shook his head, "My lord! It's not like this, the little ghost was really an honest man before his death, where would he dare to kill someone! Even, I ...... I didn't even dare to beat or scold my wife, and my wife scolded me in turn...... Said I couldn't even hold out for five minutes, and she deserved to steal someone......"
"! Brother, you are impotence and premature ejaculation! You should come to our house's long-lasting room for healing...... Wait a minute! Wrong! A bit off topic. If you didn't kill anyone, how did you end up dying? Could it be that your wife and adulterer killed you? β
"That's not right! My lord, since then, the more I think about it, the more depressed I become, the more I think about it, the more I don't want to live, and finally I jump off the stairs......"
After the cuckold ghost finished speaking, Li Sao really couldn't help but scold: "No wonder you can't be reincarnated after death!" You're not just a cuckold, you're a complete wreck. Damn, you're not even afraid of death, what's so scary? chose to commit suicide, but instead cheapened the pair of adulterers**......"
After listening to the life experience of this cuckold ghost, Li Sao felt that those who committed suicide were really pathetic.
Why is it that a person can not even be afraid of death, but he does not have the courage to try to live?
One of the biggest fallacies in the world is probably that "death can put an end to all suffering."
And after the cuckold ghost recounted the experience, a solution also appeared in the system interface in front of Li Shao.
The yin qi in the room turned into a spiral, and Li Sao pointed to this whirlpool and said to the cuckold ghost: "Because you have a grudge that has not been resolved on the pair of adulterers, even if you become a ghost after death, you don't dare to go to them for revenge." So, if you want to be reincarnated, the only way is ...... It's from this whirlpool to go in, completely release those resentments in your heart, and vent them on both the dog man and the woman! β
"Your Excellency! But...... But I'm an honest man! β
The cuckold ghost said with an embarrassed face, some honest people are like this, even if they become ghosts, they still won't hurt people.
"Then you want to wander the world like this all the time, as a lonely ghost? I can advise you, your soul body will wander for a few more years at most, and then it will be completely gone. Li Sao raised his eyelids and persuaded a little unbearably.
"This ...... Good! Your Excellency, I'm ...... I'll try ......"
Honest people also have times when they get angry, and it's even more terrible for honest people to start a fire.
After a few hesitations, the cuckold ghost stepped into this yin qi vortex.
Li Sao saw from the whirlpool that the cuckold ghost came to his wife's dream, and asked his wife in the dream if it was cool to steal people, and whether she was happy to die......
The cuckold ghost's wife already had a ghost in her heart, and when she was so frightened by him, she became nervous.
When he woke up, he shouted things like "I didn't kill you" and "don't come to me".
The adulterer who slept next to her hurried to comfort her, but as soon as the adulterer's face appeared, it became the hideous face of the cuckold in his wife's mind.
"Go away! Don't come to me......"
"I know wrong, I didn't mean to kill you!"
"Spare me! I didn't expect that medicine to be so powerful......"
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The wife became delirious, grabbed the adulterer and pushed all the way to the balcony, and then the two completely fell from the fourteenth floor.
Poof!
Both of them fell to their deaths on the hard concrete floor, their skulls cracked, and the yellow and red flowed to the ground......
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It was also at this time, from his wife's mouth, that the cuckold really understood the cause of his death.
It was his wife who continued to drug him, which caused him to be depressed and want to jump off the building.
Now, the cuckold ghost also uses a similar method to make his wife go insane and fall to her death with the adulterer.
It can be said that the way of heaven is a good reincarnation, and all these things have already been doomed, and the retribution is not happy!
"Thank you, Judge!"
Coming back from the Yin Qi Vortex, the green hat on top of the Cuckold Ghost's head slowly fell off.
This cuckold is the condensation of all his grievances before he died, and now that the cuckold has fallen off, it means that his grievances have completely disappeared.
"Since the great revenge has been avenged, hurry up and reincarnate!"
Li Sao pointed to the window of the room, and the cuckold ghost jumped out of the window in his heart, and directly entered the six realms of reincarnation......
"Get the first one! Well, the next ......"
Looking up and fixing his eyes, Li Sao couldn't help but be startled, "! This ghost brother, why do you look like this? At first glance, it is a ghost with connotation. Come on, come on...... Tell your story......"