Chapter 342: Iron Fist of Shame!
The moment Wu Juncai was slapped away by a bamboo knife, his mind was blank, and when he fell from mid-air, he slowly came back to his senses, and the whistling wind in his ears made him gradually sober up, realizing that he was slapped away by the "kid carrying the bamboo".
Shame on you.
Slap in the face on the spot.
A dignified triple real person, first punched by a little girl who ate a sugar gourd until he vomited blood, and then was slapped away by a boy who was a hanger, and suffered this kind of shame and humiliation one after another, how can he mix among his companions in the future?
Before falling straight to the ground, Wu Juncai's mind quickly turned these thoughts.
Boom!
The dust and smoke rose, Wu Juncai sighed in his heart, and decided to pretend to be dizzy, the so-called out of sight and out of mind, many female cultivators like to faint at critical moments, the effect is generally good, and he will follow suit today.
"Ladies and gentlemen, is this going to break into the mountain?" asked the gray-clothed old man among the two elders of Lishan in a deep voice, his voice was like a bell, buzzing and ringing, showing the realm of a grandmaster.
Guo Dalu hurriedly waved his hand and explained: "No, no, no, senior, you misunderstood, I came to the Old Mother's Hall with Linghu Gongzi this time, just to pay homage to the old mother, I hope that her old man can bless me on the road of cultivation smooth sailing, and be promoted to the Great Grandmaster as soon as possible...... Fighting, he also took the initiative to provoke, he asked me to cut him three times first, this kind of request, I grew so big, and it was the first time I encountered it, I couldn't help but be a little curious, but I didn't expect him to, uh...... So weak. ”
Wu Juncai: "......" made me faint like this, and no one should wake me up!!
Ling Hutang said in his heart: "This skewer brother speaks upright, but he really has a bit of the demeanor of the third brother." He hugged his fists at the Elder Lishan and said, "Elder Fan, the junior climbed the mountain and entered the temple this time, and it is indeed just to worship the old mother......
Speaking of this, Ling Hutang paused, "I made a wish to my mother, saying that on the day of her wedding, I would make a big fuss and make a beautiful scene, so that everyone in the world would know about it...... Although there is a discrepancy between the original wish and today's reality, the wish made to Shangxian cannot be regarded as child's play, and I hope that Fan's predecessors will understand. ”
When everyone heard this, they all suddenly realized, and the two Lishan elders were also silent for a moment, Elder Fan thought for a while, and said: "If Linghu Xian's nephew can make it clear earlier, there will be no current conflict, now that the two sides have already made a move, the damage has been done, and this seat, as the Lishan Dharma Protector Elder, can't just watch it." ”
"Hmm...... In this way, now you pick out three people from your team, and then I also have three people in Lishan, and the three of us will fight three games against three people, and win two of the three games, if you win, this seat will let you enter the temple to worship, if we win, this matter will be stopped, where do you come from, where do you return, how?"
Deacon Lishan Shoushan was punched and injured internally, and was picked off by a knife, which was a great loss of face, and Elder Fan, as the Dharma Protector Elder, naturally wanted to think about finding a place for Lishan, and it was reasonable to have this proposal.
Ling Hutang asked, "Will the two elders also end?"
Elder Fan smiled and said, "The arrangement of troops is a confidential matter, how can it be revealed in advance?"
Ling Hutang smiled and nodded, and quickly went through the "allies" on his side in his mind, it seemed that he didn't even have a grandmaster-level casual cultivator, he could barely cope with a grandmaster, and the victory or defeat was between five and five, but if the two elders of Lishan were going to play, then in the three rounds, they would almost lock in a win in advance.
"No problem! two wins in three games, it's fair, I'll play the first game!"
Liang Hongli, who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, suddenly shouted, how could she be able to hold her casserole-like fist when she came to do something on the order of the starling brother this time?
"That punch just now, it wasn't enough to warm up. The little girl complained.
Wu Juncai: "...... let me faint like this, it's best to sleep until the end of September!!
Ling Hutang was also a little caught off guard when he heard this, although he saw from the punch that Liang Hongli hit Wu Juncai that the little girl had some kind of strange power, but "stand there and let you fight" is by no means the same thing as a real fighting method, and the real enemy is not a target.
Without waiting for Ling Hutang to say anything, the young man with the bamboo knife on the skewer also said actively: "And me, and me, the reason why this Elder Fan wants to set up these three games is nothing more than angry that the Lishan disciple who was guarding the door was slapped and knelt by me with a bamboo knife, and he wanted to get back to the field, so I had to play." ”
Wu Juncai, who was lying down and was also hit by a machine gun, hissed and lamented in his heart: "I was born as a human being, I am already very sorry! Can you just let me go, let me lie here quietly, be a little transparent, don't pay attention to me, can you!?"
The corner of Elder Fan's eyes twitched, and he smiled lightly: "You can arrange the order of appearance at will, this seat doesn't mind." In my opinion, this young man with a bamboo knife might as well have a fight with this seat later, right?"
"Okay, that's what I mean!" Guo Dalu smiled heartily and replied cheerfully.
Elder Fan was stunned for a moment, his smile was slightly stiff, he said that the original intention of that sentence was to mock and threaten the bamboo knife boy and hit his arrogance, after all, a six-fold grandmaster invited a real person to fight, and it was clearly intimidation, according to the normal plot logic, the bamboo knife boy should immediately show a look of panic in the face of the grandmaster's might, and quickly apologize, and humbly said something like "The junior is in a low realm, how dare he compete with the senior, the senior said something like "The junior is in a low realm, how dare he compete with the senior, the senior said that he laughed". However, what Elder Fan never expected was that the young man with the bamboo knife had a strange idea, and he actually agreed and accepted the challenge!
"Okay!" Elder Fan smiled, looked at Guo Dalu, and said, "Then you and I will be counted." ”
"No problem. Guo Dalu casually agreed.
Seeing that this young man deserved to be so light-hearted, Elder Fan didn't take a grandmaster opponent in his eyes, the killing intent in his heart floated, and he turned his head to look at Ling Hutang, "Ling Hu Shaoxia, now that the three games have been decided, how about you and the whole junior brother play the third game?"
Elder Fan was dissatisfied with the frivolity of Guo Dalu's attitude, and secretly thought that he had been instructed by Ling Hutang, so his attitude towards Ling Hutang was also cold, and he was not called "virtuous nephew" but renamed "Shaoxia".
Ling Hutang looked at Guo Dalu, then at Liang Hongli, and said: "If the two seniors want to make a move, the juniors will not say that they will also appear on the stage to receive the teaching, but they are just ......."
"Then it's decided!" Elder Fan didn't wait for Ling Hutang to finish speaking, and made a final decision, turned back to a young man with a long body and commanded, "Huyu, you come to fight the first game." ”
The young man bowed down and jumped on.
Ling Hutang frowned, he didn't expect Elder Fan to be so anxious, and he wouldn't even give him a chance to think about it in the long run.
"Big brother, this little girl ......" Hua Jizi was just about to open his mouth to suggest that Ling Hutang be replaced, and the change on the field was steep......
Before the young monk named Zhou Huyu could make a move, he was punched away by the little girl who ate the sugar gourd!
Except for a few people at the scene, such as the two elders of Lishan, the others didn't even react.
"Sorry, it's a bit heavy. After Zhou Huyu fell, the little girl bowed and apologized very embarrassedly, but in the eyes of the two grandmasters, this action seemed to be mocking.
Seeing the little girl's shy and timid appearance, everyone really couldn't associate her with the fierce Lori who punched a real person.
As for Zhou Huyu, he decisively chose to faint to death, and at the same time lamented in his heart: "I am also sorry to be a monk! Please wake me up again at the end of September! Saint bless, good night in the Xuan Realm!"
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