"Hello, this handsome guy!" Xie Lang held his aunt's towel in his hand and stopped an uncle in his thirties, trying his best to make his tone sound polite.

"Huh? What do you call me? ”

The uncle was slightly stunned and said, "Handsome guy? Hahaha, come on, I'm thirty-seven or eighteen, and you still call me a handsome guy. ”

"Uh... Uncle...... That's it, I want to ask you, are you married? ”

"Nonsense, I'm thirty-eight, do you think I'm married?"

"Do you have a daughter?"

"I have a son."

"Okay, then I can only recommend your wife to use it, you see, it's this dog head brand aunt towel..."

Xie Lang took the aunt towel, spread it out in his hand, and said: "This dog head brand aunt towel, it absorbs quickly, anti-side leakage, can let your wife enjoy angel-like care, experience unexpected tenderness and honey, with the dog head brand aunt towel, your wife will be cool and breathable from now on, and you will be in a happy mood to say goodbye to embarrassment, only 1000 oceans, you can take it home." ”

"You him. Mom is sick, right? The uncle immediately glared at Xie Lang fiercely, and said in a deep voice: "I think your wife needs to use a dog's head brand aunt towel, and your whole family uses it!" ”

"Hey, big brother, don't scold people, business is not benevolent, can you have some quality."

"Neuropathy." As he spoke, the uncle scolded and left.

Ay!

I wiped the dog system!

Actually let Lao Tzu a big man on the street aunt towel!!

I'm a big villain.

Do I have to be sinister, despicable, shameless, cunning, obscene, indecent, and "winning", the seven characteristics, in order to be qualified to be a real villain?

"Eh, beauty, me, I have a very good bag of auntie towels here, I want to ...... Sell it to your husband! ”

"Are you sick?" The beautiful woman suddenly glared at Xie Lang fiercely, and the whole person retreated a few steps back, with a disgusted look on her face.

It's not that there's a disease, it's that there's really something wrong with the brain.

Looking for a woman to recommend an aunt's towel and say sell it to her husband?

I can only hehe.

"Don't get me wrong, beauty, this aunt towel is really easy to use, I believe your husband likes it very much." Xie Lang was anxious, took a few steps forward, and introduced.

"Get out!" People scared hands to protect. Yuehun ran away like a desperate escape.

Then, Xie Lang stopped another teenager, and this time he chose a junior high school student.

"Young man, I have a fate with you today, I will tell you a secret, in fact, I am Thanos, although I was hammered by the Avengers, but I am not dead. I'm now in my soul with this young man, and my power is sealed into this seal... If you can, I hope you can give me a thousand dollars, break the seal, and wait for me to go back and blow up the Avengers, and then the earth will be in your hands in the future! ”

The 14 or 5-year-old boy had a lollipop in his mouth, looked at Xie Lang, and then looked at the "seal strip" in his hand, his brows gradually wrinkled, and he couldn't help asking:

"Brother, are you really Uncle Thanos?"

Looking at the young man's innocent little eyes, Xie Lang was really a little unbearable.

Nima, my Xie Lang is a dignified seven-foot man, standing between heaven and earth, being careful and kind, and not doing bad things, how can I deceive such a pure child?

No way!

I don't have a good conscience.

"Yes, my brother is really Thanos, you must have seen the city YY, it's the kind of soul wearing, and now my consciousness has crossed over to this guy..."

Xie Lang spoke, like a continuous river, gushing endlessly, this eloquence is not a pity not to be a pyramid scheme leader.

He continued, adding, "That's right, now I only need 1,000 yuan to break the seal and gain great power. Young man, do you want to become a generation of urban pretending kings, become all unprovoked beings on all earths, or do whatever you want when you return from cultivating immortals? Believe me, don't want 1999, don't want 1998, as long as 1000 fast, you can stand in the Earth Pyramid and shoot through the sky, and go to the Douluo Continent Mortal Immortal Cultivator to cover the sky with one hand! ”

"How much is it??"

"A thousand!" Xie Lang said solemnly.

"It's too expensive, Uncle Thanos, I don't have it."

Well?

There's a play!

Xie Lang continued to flicker, "Otherwise, I'll teach you to steal the manhole cover, and then you can use the money from the sale of the manhole cover to buy a seal from me, what do you think?" ”

"This..."

The young man thought about it and said, "Uncle Thanos, then why don't you go and steal the manhole cover and sell it for money." ”

Burst..

Xie Lang pretended to continue: "No, this can't work, there must be an earthling who spends 1,000 yuan to help me lift the seal." ”

"Then Uncle Thanos, do you have any money, or you hurry up, and then I will take the money out of the ATM and come to you to buy it, won't it be over?"

Hey.

Right?

I didn't think of that.

"How much WeChat you have, I'll transfer it to you." Xie Lang decisively added the other party's WeChat, and told this kid to go to the bank to withdraw money, and then come to him to buy it.

Hmph, that's sure to get the job done!

Lao Tzu is really him. Damn genius!

However, five minutes passed, ten minutes passed, fifteen minutes passed...

Xie Lang waited left and right, and he didn't see the young man come back for a long time.

Finally, he couldn't help but send a message to the kid: How long will it take?

[The other party has turned on friend verification, and you are not his (her) friend yet. Please send a friend verification request and wait until the other party has passed the verification before chatting. 】

I wipe, what's the situation, delete friends, run away?

The green tendons on Xie Lang's face were exposed, and his gums crunched.

Cao Nima, now a young man, why are they so smart?

Xie Lang thought he had found a sand sculpture, but it turned out that he was a sand sculpture, Fake Squid!

Xie Lang squatted down, with a look of wanting to cry without tears.

Today is considered to be killed by the task, not to mention that the task has not been completed, and no junior high school student has cheated away a thousand yuan.

Nima, this face, I can't afford to lose it!

Taking his aunt's towel and looking at it in front of him, Xie Lang couldn't help but think: Can this pack of aunt's towel really be sold?

In particular, let alone 1,000 yuan, it is a question whether even 100 can be sold quickly.

Why don't you ask Shen Xiaoniu or Zhang Longfei for help?

No, let them know that I'm a big man selling aunt towels, and I don't want to lose face?

"Damn mission!" Xie Lang squatted on the ground and muttered in great depression.

Ding Ding Ding.

At this moment, an old man took a few coins and threw them in front of Xie Lang, as if he was a down-and-out middle-aged man.

"I'm ...... Uncle...... You...... Who do you think of me? Xie Lang was so angry that he couldn't say anything.

"Didn't you ask for food?"

"I..."

Rub, Lao Tzu wants rice?

Wait a minute......

Suddenly, Xie Lang had a flash of inspiration in his head, and he seemed to have thought of some kind of trick.

"Thank you, uncle...... Thank you...... Uncle, you are really a Buddha, Guanyin Bodhisattva. Xie Lang hugged the uncle's leg and cried, and the voice blew the evening breeze on the road, and the citizens who liked to watch the excitement were all attracted to it.

The loud voice was because Xie Lang did it on purpose, and his purpose was to attract everyone over.

Sure enough, the next moment.

The citizens who watched the excitement all gathered around, looking at Xie Lang, a big man, crying like a child, they were very curious.