Chapter 7: Brother, Do You Hurt?
Qian Bufan hurriedly disconnected, if he got wet in the office, it would be too embarrassing.
At this time, it was already more than three o'clock in the afternoon, and the futures market had closed, and no one else was in the office except for himself, so he must have gone to fight badminton again. Feeling the wet underwear, Qian Bufan couldn't cry or laugh. Obviously, I only handed over the grain yesterday until my leg was weak, and I came to this good thing, I really won't die if I don't die.
Secretly hid in the toilet, took off his underwear and threw it at the toilet, and hurried home with a vacancy. What a shame!
Back at home, the two daughters hadn't gotten out of school yet, Qian Bufan hurriedly took out a pair of underwear and put them on, perfect! I took out the vial of Qualification Enhancement Pill in my pocket and prepared to give it to my two daughters and parents at night.
Soon the children came home from school. After eating the "glass candy" handed over to them by their father, fortunately there was no storm like Xu Ningning, and it seems that the impurities in the child's body are relatively less.
At dinner, Qian Bufan told his parents to take pills, and told them to stagger the time, so that the two would not have to fight for the toilet when they got it.
Back in the room, Xu Ningning put away a serious book, and hugged Qian Bufan excitedly like a child: "Fatty, do you know, my colleagues asked me what cosmetics I changed today!" That thing works really well! Also, my strength is a lot greater......"
"Daughter-in-law, it's good if you're happy", Qian Bufan was a little weak because of the spring dream during the day: "Let's go to bed early today, you squeezed me dry yesterday!" ”
There is still one qualification improvement pill left, and Qian Bufan dispelled his desire to take it, so let's save this thing first, and my mother-in-law has at least two more, so I can't waste it.
Xu Ningning finally didn't let go of Qian Bufan, and the two were entangled in a big fight again. A woman is thirty like a wolf, forty like a tiger, fifty can sit on the ground and absorb soil, this is only in her early thirties, she is already so powerful, God, give me a King Kong medicine! Qian Bufan fell asleep with good wishes.
Because more and more players entered Moonlight Town, even more than the sum of White Horse and Shining Gold, the system independently generated multiple monster farming leveling locations, so the players in the town gradually dispersed.
As soon as he went online, rookie Xiao Xixi was startled, and Huang Banxian's daughter-in-law was standing in front of him with a pair of big eyes. Xiao Xixi pulled out his legs and wanted to escape, but his arm was grabbed: "Brother, don't be afraid, sister doesn't eat people!" ”
"Sister, I have something to do today, I'll come to see you another day." Afraid of causing yesterday's bad situation again, Xiao Xixi wanted to make up a reason to leave quickly.
"Stupid!" Mrs. Huang let go of her hand and threw a wink at Xiao Xixi: "If it weren't for the fact that my sister just came here today, I really have to have a good discussion with you again." ”
Da En is not thankful, and the rookie Xiao Xixi hugs his fist to the system god!
Xiao Xixi decided to break off his friendship with Huang Banxian. Huang Banxian, who was touching a girl's jade hand, sneezed, wondering if it was time to add clothes when it was cold.
Teleported back to his territory, Zhao Si was grilling fish. "Little, small, little junior brother, yesterday, come, an old, old man followed, with a big, big, big grandmother's sister, I, I drove them out!" Zhao Si pointed to the dark circles on his eyes: "That, that, the old boy also punched me, I, I'm afraid, I'm afraid that he will rely on me, no, I didn't fight back." ”
I rubbed, "What about their people?" Xiao Xixi forgot to greet Zhao Si. Outside, ride, build, house, rely on not leaving, I, I, really didn't do anything. They, touch, can't touch me, me, my porcelain. ”
Xiao Xixi hurriedly followed the direction of Zhao Si's finger to find it, fortunately, the old husband and young wife had absolute trust in the rookie Xiao Xixi, and the misunderstanding between the two parties was resolved.
Coming to a gathering place of stupid bears, there are already a few teams of people farming monsters there. The efficiency of team farming is definitely much higher than that of a single brush for ordinary people, and everyone has a clear division of labor, with swords responsible for defense, output professions responsible for output, and warlocks assisting and healing.
Seeing that Xiao Xixi was carrying a pet that was taller than a stupid bear, each leveling team shrank in formation, after all, it had left the novice village, and players could attack each other. Xiao Xi Xiyi is a bold man, and he gave Wangcai a free attack order, and he also pulled a wave of bear monsters, carrying the attack of the bear's claws, and tempering his body refining skills.
"Rookie Xiao Xixi", isn't this the person who got the territory, how can he make such a scream when he fights monsters? Some players began to notice that Sissi was self-harming.
"Master, why is your cry so real?" A curious young man couldn't help but ask Xiao Xixi. "Aren't you hurting?" Xiao Xixi blocked a paw that was about to be slapped on the face, gritted his teeth and asked.
"Master, are you alright? It's just a game! The young man shook his head, thinking to himself that this lord was a psychopath, and it was better for him to stay away.
It seems that this game is targeted!
Rumors always spread quickly, and soon the Internet exploded: "The mysterious lord turned out to be a psychopath!" "Brother, do you hurt?" quickly surpassed "Mom called you home for dinner" and became the most popular phrase on the Internet.
It is said that for this matter, the obscene little fat man has fought with people many times, but the initiator of all this, the rookie Xiao Xixi, has no idea. As Xiao Xixi's level slowly increases, and Wangcai becomes more and more ferocious, it seems that combat is the best way to enhance his combat effectiveness.
The drop of the stupid bear is not bad, and by the time Xiao Xixi is level 15, there are already dozens of white and green pieces of equipment in Sumeru's pocket. There is no level limit to the equipment in "City of Adventures", only class requirements. Seeing so much equipment, Xiao Xixi connected to the obscene little fat man.