Bite!

"Congratulations to the player "Xie Lang" for completing the task of stealing batteries, and the points are +10! Current player rank: Indomitable Silver 1, 102 points. ”

"Player, your current points have already been able to start the Golden Rank Promotion Tournament in advance, do you want to claim the mission?"

Note: Players who reach the Gold Rank will receive a Gold Package!

Yo, that's it?

"Hahaha."

Hiding the five hundred yuan in his trouser pocket, looking at Shen Wanwan, who was still standing stupidly next to the battery car, Xie Lang smiled proudly:

"Qualifiers? Let's stay for another day, anyway, there's no hurry. ”

Xie Lang still told Shen Wanwan that the owner of the store would change the battery for herself later, let her watch from the side, and go to pee first.

Unexpectedly, Xie Lang chose to urinate again.

At this time, a cold voice came from outside the second-hand market: "Hurry up, don't let the car thieves in front of you run away." ”

As soon as the voice fell, several policemen in civilian clothes passed by Xie Lang, and Xie Lang's eyes suddenly widened, "I'll wipe it, right?" Uncle police is coming? ”

Then, several police uncles surrounded Shen Wanwan and said, "This young lady, we suspect that you are related to the theft of a battery, please follow me to the police station immediately for investigation." ”

Hearing the words of these plainclothes, Shen Wanwan's fair face flashed a trace of red clouds, pointed at herself with her finger, and couldn't help but say, "What did you say?" I stole the battery?? You guys are mistaken, it's my friend who has a battery stolen, and I'm here to help him get it back, and then he's here to change the battery for me to watch. ”

A police officer glanced at her coldly, pointed to the battery beside Shen Wanwan, and said, "This young lady, are you talking about this battery car??" ”

"yes, is there a problem?"

"I'm sorry, this battery was stolen in the afternoon, and the owner has already reported it... What's your name, please? ”

"Uh... His name is Xie Lang, is there any problem? ”

it!

Xie Lang, who was in the distance, heard Shen Wanwan reveal his name, and immediately rolled his eyes, and said secretly: It's over!

"No, the owner of this battery car is not called Xie Lang, so we suspect that you and your friends have joined forces to steal the battery, and we ask you to cooperate with us."

What the?

Shen Wanwan's beautiful eyes widened when she heard this, and her heart went crazy.

Your sister!

Could it be that Xie Lang's kid is fooling Miss Ben again? Said the battery was a birthday present from his mother... In fact...

In fact, it was Miss Ben who stole the battery!!

Damn it!!

Xie Lang, you shameless bastard, liar, scumbag!

Actually took Miss Ben to steal the battery such a dirty thing??

If this matter is reported to the capital today, what face will Miss Ben have in the future?

Just now, Shen Wanwan noticed Xie Lang lurking at the door, and immediately said loudly, "Comrade policeman, that... Yes, yes, the guy at the door is my friend... He was the one who led me to steal the battery. ”

Shen Wanwan was very angry at the moment, no matter what, if you dare to be the first year of junior high school, Miss Ben will dare to be fifteen.

For a while, several plainclothes people swarmed up, surrounded Xie Lang one after another, and then took out the walkie-talkie:

"Call headquarters, call headquarters, battery habitual offender Zhou someone has been caught!"

Several police comrades glared at Xie Lang fiercely, and then one of the guys took out the handcuffs, tied Xie Lang with his backhand, took out the walkie-talkie from his waist, and shouted on the opposite side.

it!

"Comrade policeman, no, uncle policeman, misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding, I'm not someone Zhou, you misunderstood..."

Xie Lang can be regarded as capsizing in the gutter today.

I was thinking of slipping away with 500 yuan, but I didn't expect to run into plainclothes.

"Less nonsense, take away."

Shen Wanwan was also taken by a female police officer, with a confused sense of déjà vu, and a good impression of Xie Lang, which fell off a cliff with a "swish".

"What's the matter, catch a car thief, can you use such a big formation?"

When Xie Lang was taken into the police car, he was arrested when he found that the owner of the shop that illegally bought the second-hand car, as well as other car stealers.

Many citizens watched at the gate, apparently stunned by the sight in front of them.

Many people surrounded and pointed at Shen Wanwan, and there were many discussions:

"Hey, such a beautiful little girl, how could she not think of stealing the battery, is there something wrong with her brain?"

"Yes, you can eat with your face, but you have to steal the battery, it's a pity, it's a pity."

"What do you know, I admire this young lady, she doesn't make a big deal, she doesn't worship money, she just eats by stealing batteries, and when she is released, I must marry him!"

"Damn, shit! Bastard!!! ”

Shen Wanwan lowered her head, not daring to raise her face at all, her beautiful face blushed from the root of her ears to her neck.

It's only been a long time, last time I was trapped by Xie Lang, a bastard, into the police station, and this time I was caught stealing the battery.

Excuse me: Such a scumbag, is too. Prison, or killed, online, etc., urgently.

Soon, plainclothes escorted Xie Lang and Shen Wanwan into the police car.

As soon as Shen Wanwan saw Xie Lang, the expression on her face changed as soon as she said it, staring at Xie Lang with her eyes fixed on her, grinding her teeth.

"Bastard, the old lady will fight you with you!"

Wow.

As soon as Shen Wanwan sat next to Xie Lang, her buttocks were like a spring, and she immediately "swished", jumped up, sat on Xie Lang's lap, and bit Xie Lang's neck hard.

", murder, police sister, police officer uncle help." Xie Lang dodged desperately.

The female police officer hugged Shen Wanwan desperately on the side, crying and laughing:

In her heart, she is even more disgusted with a scumbag like Xie Lang, with such a beautiful girlfriend, it doesn't matter if she doesn't cherish it, people actually came out to steal batteries, it's shameless, and she deserves to be beaten.

Besides, good women are born to appreciate good-looking women, so she is quite pitiful to Shen Wanwan.

"That's it! Fluttershy pulls the two of them away and goes to the police station. A male officer in front of him speaks to a female officer named Fluttershy.

At that moment, Shen Wanwan glared at Xie Lang fiercely, and kicked her right leg twice against the air, "Bastard, Xie Lang, you remember to Miss Ben, don't want to have a good life in your life..."

Xie Lang was helpless in his heart.

Nima, can I be blamed for this?

Xie Lang did a lot of calculations, but he didn't expect to meet the police uncle.

Subsequently, they got out of the police car and were taken to an interrogation room at the same time.

Shen Wanwan and Xie Lang sat together, like mandarin ducks in distress.

Xie Lang didn't speak, still thinking about how to get out.

In particular, no wonder others say that they often walk by the river, how can they not get their shoes wet?

No, I was caught today.

But thinking about what happened to Shen Wanwan, Xie Lang was relieved a lot.

He couldn't help but imagine in his heart: The headline on the front page of the newspaper tomorrow - the eldest lady of the Shen family in the capital actually wandered to the East China Sea to steal batteries? The whole country was shocked.

"Hahaha."