Diao Chan saw that Li Bai ran to the opposite side to help Liu Bei fight the jungle, and was immediately puzzled: Li Bai, what are you doing on the opposite side?

As soon as he finished speaking, his Diao Chan suddenly covered his stomach and squatted down, even with red blood between his legs.

Diao Chan: Damn, what's wrong with me? Menstrual irregularities?

At this moment, Diao Chan is on the line, and the opposite line is about to come, and he has been pointing 1 skill to prepare to clear the troops.

Suddenly, a dialog box appeared on his phone screen.

Summoner, I have a menstrual disorder and it hurts so much that I can't take care of myself, let me go home and rest for a while, is that okay?

No!

Diao Chan: The baby is so sad, unscrupulous summoner, I don't want to be manipulated by you, huh.

Then this Diao Chan went back to the city by himself, and after returning to the city, he curled up on the floor and rolled wildly.

Diao Chan's player looked at this Diao Chan with a confused face at the moment, no matter how he ordered, he couldn't control this Diao Chan.

Guan Yu, who was also on the lower road, was fighting with Bai Qi on Nie An's side, Guan Yu was accumulating energy and preparing to kick Bai Qi and consume it.

Guan Yu's horse was running out, when suddenly yellow gas appeared behind the buttocks, and then a lump of yellow appeared on the ground.

And his horse didn't run away, his legs were weak, and he fell directly to the ground, and Guan Yu on his back was also thrown into the mud.

Guan Yu: This horse? Not only fart, but also diarrhea?

Guan Yu's player controlled Guan Yu to get up, and then walked around him, he found that his Guan Yu had no horse at the moment, and Guan Erye, who had some dirt on his head, was strolling with a knife.

It's just a step out of the six relatives don't recognize, but the speed is a little slow.

Seeing that Guan Yu didn't even have a horse anymore, although he was a little puzzled, he still threw a 2 skill at Guan Yu and was ready to test the waters.

But this Guan Yu walked slowly, he didn't go out at all, and was directly pulled back by Bai Qi.

Bai Qi added a 1 skill plus chased Guan Yu to A, and took Guan Yu's head.

At this moment, Bodhidharma and Zhang Fei were a little puzzled: "What are the three of you doing?" ”

Nie An didn't catch it in this game, there were three people missing on the opposite side, Dharma had been pressed, and even a tower had been suppressed, and some Zhang Fei was guarding in the middle, and he couldn't hold Xiao Qiao's high damage.

Guan Yu, who went down the road, didn't even have a horse, the thief and chicken who walked slowly were killed, and if he went, he was killed.

With doubts, puzzles and despair, Zhang Fei and Dharma, after level 4, Zhang Fei was ready to go on the road to catch a wave.

Zhang Fei: Bodhidharma, I'll help you with a wave, Li Bai helped Liu Bei on the opposite side of the jungle, Diao Chan rolled in the spring, so angry, what's wrong with this teammate?

Bodhidharma: Let's go faster, you can try.

At this moment, Miyamoto Musashi, who was on the road, was pressing Bodhidharma to the second tower, and Zhang Fei jumped out of the grass and walked behind the palace itself.

When Miyamoto saw Zhang Fei, who was full of anger, he suddenly despaired in his heart, and frantically ordered a big move, maybe there was still a glimmer of life.

But Bodhidharma, just waiting for Zhang Feifu to blow it, was obscene behind the tower at all, and didn't give Miyamoto a chance.

Zhang Fei is a big move, ready to spray Miyamoto under the tower.

Zhang Fei, who swore by himself, pressed the big move.

The next moment, he seemed to see that Miyamoto would be sprayed under the tower, and then controlled to death by Bodhidharma.

Roar! Cough... Ahem.

His Zhang Fei was just about to roar out, when he suddenly coughed violently.

A line of font also appeared on Zhang Fei's mobile phone screen: "Summoner, my throat is inflamed, and I can't enlarge the move." ”

Zhang Fei's player: ??? You're a game character, your throat is inflamed, and you're teasing me?

Bodhidharma saw that Zhang Fei did not succeed, and a flash 1 skill hit Miyamoto, hitting you to control, Bodhidharma ordered a big move and was ready to kick Miyamoto.

Quack.

Suddenly, a crisp voice sounded. I saw his Bodhidharma, suddenly tilted his head and lay directly on the ground.

Bodhidharma's leg is broken??

Miyamoto Musashi killed Bodhidharma.

Miyamoto Musashi, who originally thought he was going to die, not only crossed the tower to kill Dharma, but even escaped from the tower with blood.

Miyamoto Musashi: The game experience is perfect.

Bodhidharma: Perfect hammer, why does my Bodhidharma leg have a broken sound?

At this moment, Nie An's side has played a perfect tailwind game, Jian Ge side, Li Bai is uncontrollable, Diao Chan Spring Water is rolling, Guan Yu's horse is lying on the ground motionless, Zhang Fei is not moving, only coughing.

There is also Bodhidharma who can only walk on his stomach after being resurrected, and Bodhidharma's ultimate skill has been written with four big words "unusable" at the moment, which makes Bodhidharma desperate for a while.

Jian Ge looked at the screen speechless at the moment, "The game experience is extremely poor. ”

Diao Chan: I voted for it, my Diao Chan has irregular menstruation, and I can't play with stomach pain.

Guan Yu: My horse is still sloppy on the side, what the hell?

Zhang Fei: One of my game characters also had throat inflammation, so I voted for it.

Jian Ge's boring live broadcast room looked at the attributes of the two teams, there were almost no heads in this game, and Nie An had been brushing the wild, and he was already ahead of the 2000 experience.

Jian Ge looked at Liu Bei's ID and suddenly became a little familiar: Isn't this Zhu Xian? , three times, three times, it's dark, you really treat me well.

When Jian Ge saw Liu Bei's ID, he already knew what was going on, so he ordered surrender, and his friend quickly agreed.

With the explosion of the enemy's crystal, Nie An's side won the victory.

Bai Qingluan kept looking at Nie An's enemies, one by one, and they were almost stupid at the moment, holding their stomachs and laughing, "Alcohol poisoning, menstrual disorders, oops, I'm laughing to death."

Husband, you say, did you move your hands and feet? ”

Nie An smiled knowingly, revealing a proud smile.

Nie An looked at Bai Qingluan and scratched his Qiong nose, "Are you in a better mood?" ”

"Much better, thank you, husband." Bai Qingluan said that he kissed Nie An's side cheek, and Nie An made a big red face in an instant.

Bai Qingluan: "I still want to see you play games."

Nie An smiled and opened a game, but he didn't encounter any anchors in this game, and the game was also normal, and his teammates on Nie An's side played a 10-0 record in the early stage.

Nie An, who was making trouble, was embarrassed to hang up, and the opposite side soon surrendered in 6 minutes, and Nie An had to start another game.

Ding, the host is detected to match the demon god.

Well? Just the demon god of penguin e-sports? The one who used to be with the sword song solo, the demon god who cheated on eating and drinking, and deceived his father?

The answer of a black line at the end of the system is yes.

The game started, Nie An was ready to take Hou Yi, who had the highest playing rate at the moment, and Hou Yi, who was above the king game, was very weak, and even the tank couldn't keep it.

But, Nie An, he has a system.

As soon as Nie An chose Hou Yi, their teammates exploded.

2nd floor: Seeing the hero selected on the 1st floor, I decided to play you.

As soon as he finished talking on the 2nd floor, when it was his turn to choose a hero, he directly chose Jiang Ziya in seconds.

The 3rd floor didn't say anything, and chose a cadre Mo Xie in seconds.

3 crispy, if you are not very good at playing, the lineup is already going to lose.

The 45th floor saw that the chances of winning this game were not great, and Diao Chan and Wang Zhaojun were selected in seconds.

Nie An was speechless for a moment, did he react so much?