Chapter 45: Xiao Yan, a Loser!
"Third brother, where are we going?"
Sitting on top of the somersault cloud, Xiao Yan took out a few Hui Qi Pills and swallowed them, his pale face eased a little, and he couldn't help but ask as he watched Xiao Xian gallop through the somersault cloud.
"I don't know, let's find a place to rest..."
Shaking his head, Xiao Xian said.
"Hmm..."
Hearing this, Xiao Xian couldn't help but cover his forehead, feeling a little kidney pain.
I thought the other party had a purpose, who knew that he was walking around blindly!!
"Damn! What kind of eyes are you, if Lao Tzu didn't see if you were dead, and now you are still staying in Wanyaozhai to enjoy Qingfu, don't bite Lu Dongbin, I don't know what to do! ”
Seeing Xiao Yan's depressed appearance, Xiao Xian suddenly became unhappy, glared at him, and said viciously.
If it weren't for you, Lao Tzu would have been treated well in Wanyaozhai, but now he wants to accompany you to suffer in this Warcraft Mountain Range, do you still have a little conscience?!
"Third brother, hehe..."
Hearing Xiao Xian say this, Xiao Yan also knew that it was not easy to let Xiao Xian, a salted fish, come out of a leisurely life, so he couldn't help but apologize.
"Let's go, I see that cave below is good, there are mountains and water!"
Glancing at the cave next to the waterfall in front of him, Xiao Xian suddenly sped up and galloped down.
When he came to the cave and saw some desolate caves, Xiao Xian pouted and said to Xiao Yan:
"Xiao Yan, you go looking for hay, let's spend the night here tonight!"
"Hmm!"
didn't shirk it, Xiao Yan had long known that salted fish would tell him to do things, so he went directly to the neighborhood to find some hay and firewood.
Seeing Xiao Yan make hay into a bed, phew! Two beds, Xiao Xian commanded again:
"Xiao Yan, go hunt a few pheasants and come back, let's try to call it a flower chicken today!"
From beginning to end, he did things by himself, the corners of Xiao Yan's mouth twitched, but at the thought of calling Huaji, Xiao Yan still endured it.
In the Warcraft Mountain Range, even pheasants are extremely fat, and Xiao Yan, who is a three-star fighter, is not easy to deal with these pheasants.
In less than ten minutes, Xiao Xian came back with three pheasants.
"Look..."
Raising an eyebrow at Xiao Yan, Xiao Xian hinted at what Xiao Yan should do next.
"Xiao Xian, don't go too far!"
Seeing Xiao Xian's appearance, Xiao Yan suddenly became angry.
Damn it! The pheasant came back, and he still wanted me to deal with it, and he was embarrassed?!
Next, do you want me to make a fire and roast?! Rely on!
Don't take Lao Tzu's kindness as weakness! I'm gone!
"Alas... Originally, I also left you a Fighter Pill for you to break through to four stars, but who knew that this test would not be acceptable, so I would still..."
Xiao Xian looked sad, and as he spoke, he took out one of the few remaining Fighter Pills and sent it to his mouth.
Xiao Yan: "......".
Depend on! Lao Tzu was tempted to grow up, isn't he a four-star fighter? I...
"Third brother, I'll go now, I'll go!"
Ma Liudi snatched the Fighter Pill from Xiao Xian's hand, and Xiao Yan rushed out with the pheasant, looking a little obscene.
Twenty minutes later, a fire was rising, and beneath the flames were pebbles that had been roasted red by the fire.
The pebbles were built in the shape of a small cave, with a few sticky mud in it, flames all around the cave, and a raging heat rolling inside.
"Xiao Yan, how long have you not taken a bath?"
Suddenly, Xiao Xian smelled an unpleasant smell, pinched his nose, and asked with some disgust.
Xiao Yan, who was staring at the fire, was stunned when he heard this, and sniffed his clothes.
"Ahem... I'll go out and wash up..."
Xiao Yan didn't refute, said something embarrassed, and then walked out consciously.
After staying in the Warcraft Mountain Range for so many days, he has been fighting, and his body either smells of sweat or blood, and he can't stand it anymore!
There was a waterfall outside, Xiao Yan rinsed it directly and put on a new set of clothes.
As soon as he walked in, Xiao Yan saw a shameful scene, and his eyes immediately turned red.
I saw that next to the fire, a cloth was placed, and four bowls were placed on it, in addition to the barbecue and stir-fried vegetables, there were also some melons and fruits.
And Xiao Xian was chewing barbecue on the side, and he was holding an apple in the other hand.
Nima! Do you want to be so home?!
Didn't say it! Xiao Yan ran over directly, chewed it, and sent the thing to his mouth desperately.
In the Demon Beast Mountain Range, he didn't dare to make a fire at all, and he didn't live a life like a human being, so he had to make up for it today, otherwise he would be sorry for his stomach.
"Let's try to call the flower **!"
Seeing that the flower chickens were almost called, Xiao Xian waved his hand and took them out of the cave directly.
He took out his magic sword and knocked it on them a few times, and the dirt cracked open, revealing the chicken wrapped in lotus leaves inside.
The two of them didn't have time, so they each picked one up and opened it in a hurry, and suddenly, a pungent smell came out.
"Shhhhh
Smelling this appetizing smell, Xiao Yan's body trembled, and his face was full of enjoyment.
As for Xiao Xian, he had already started eating directly at this moment, and the fat chicken was shrinking at a speed visible to the naked eye under the bite of the bloody mouth.
Inside the ring, the medicine dust that was sleeping was also smoked by this fragrance, and the soul floated out, and when I asked about this fragrance, I was very satisfied.
But in less than twenty seconds, Yaochen went back again, his face a little ugly.
Damn it! Lao Tzu is a soul body, and he can eat a fart!!
Alas... The most painful thing in life is that the delicious taste comes first, and you can only drool.
After eating a lot, Xiao Yan couldn't stand the heavy ruler, so he took down the tower directly, and then he felt a lot better.
"Third brother, can this elixir really make me one star higher?"
After digesting it for a while, thinking of the Fighter Dan, Xiao Yan said with some uncertainty.
"Don't worry, when did the third brother lie!" Xiao Xian said indifferently.
Xiao Yan: "......".
I believe in your wickedness! Where's your face?!
"Although I can't see through this elixir, the energy contained in it can indeed allow you to improve your cultivation, if you are lucky, even if you are lucky, you can even improve your two-star level..."
When he was pretending to be forced, Yao Lao came out, looked at Fighter Dan, and said with some amazement.
"System, don't you say one star, why can you upgrade to two stars?"
Hearing that it could be upgraded to two stars, Xiao Xian couldn't help but ask suspiciously.
"The host cultivation was already six stars at that time, and it naturally required a lot of energy, so I said one star!"
The system was also deeply under Xiao Xian's obscenity, and when he heard Xiao Xian's words, the system replied weakly.
"Cut to death!"
Hearing this, Xiao Xian suddenly understood, couldn't help it, and blurted out an authentic sentence of Japanese, feeling that he had improved a lot.
"Then I'll try!"
Before Yaochen could react, Xiao Yan swallowed it directly, and he had the heart to see Yaochen kill him.
Damn it! Can't you give me a study and study before I eat it?!
How can the old man have a loser apprentice like you?!