380 and shall be scourged by the queen
I ran around for most of the night the night before, and I got drunk again. I tasted tea with Tianxuanzi for a long time last night, and I slept too late. So today's sleep, the little Taoist priest slept so comfortably!
It's so comfortable, the comfortable little Taoist priest hasn't opened his eyes yet, and he wants to stretch his waist.
However, this lazy waist could not stretch.
What? The little Taoist priest opened his eyes, and immediately, his soul was scattered.
I go, and I'm bound!
It's a real, thorough, and complete bondage!
At some point, a ribbon tied itself strongly. Not to mention his hands and feet, he couldn't even move his head, so even his mouth was tightly blocked with a silk scarf.
At this moment, the little Taoist priest was terrified!
It's too careless, it's really careless. I thought that Tianxianglou was extinguished and I could sleep peacefully.
However, when I went, I really only slept peacefully!
Cold sweat broke out on the little Taoist's forehead, and he forcibly calmed himself down. He had to figure it out first, who did this? What is the purpose?
Don't think about it.
In his ears, a slightly hoarse voice suddenly sounded, still a female voice.
"Xiao Langjun, the little Langjun that the slave family dreams of, the little Langjun that the slave family has been thinking about for a long time, the slave family has finally seen you, God is pitiful, the slave family has finally seen you!"
The voice trembled slightly, and when it came to the back, it was already choked. Those who want to say this are very excited!
Something familiar with this voice? The little Taoist priest's mind was racing, and his body stiffened suddenly, could it be, could it be......
Sure enough!
A face, a rough face, and a beard on it, will definitely make people praise the face of "what a mighty man", and appear in front of the eyes of the little Taoist priest who is getting wider and wider.
The little Taoist priest let out a long * sigh in his heart: "Zhao Siniang, tailless scorpion Zhao Siniang!" ”
Zhao Siniang looked at him stupidly, and a few tears fell from her eyes: "Xiao Langjun, Xiao Langjun of the slave family, do you know how much the slave family misses you?" The slave family also misses you during the day, at night, when he wakes up, and in his dreams. The slave family thinks that your heart is broken, and your soul is gone. Xiao Lang Jun, Xiao Lang Jun of the slave family! ”
Zhao Siniang said these love words with great emotion, showing that the words came from the bottom of her heart, and every sentence came from the bottom of her heart.
These love words, if Xu Ruoxue said it again, the little Taoist priest would definitely have a beautiful soul; If Rou'er said it again, the little Taoist priest would definitely be so drunk that his heart would be broken.
But these love words were said by such a rough face and such a hoarseness. The little Taoist priest only felt that his soul was really gone, and his heart was really broken. Of course, it wasn't drunk, but scared!
Zhao Siniang gently, snuggled her face against the little Taoist's chest, and said stupidly: "The slave family will never forget what Xiao Langjun said to the slave family. ”
"On that beautiful night, in that sacred mountain temple, Xiao Langjun said to the slave family, said to the slave family,"
"This sister was born so beautiful!"
"Xiao Langjun, do you know? No one has ever praised the word 'beautiful' to the slave family. All the people, all the people hated the slave family and made it ugly. When they were very young, the girls didn't play with the slaves, saying that the slaves were men. The boys also don't play with the slaves, saying that the slaves are women. The slave family has always played alone. When they grew up, all the girls in the division were pursued, and only the slave family was ignored. All the brothers and sisters said that the slave family is not a woman! ”
"On the last mission, there was a brother who made a big mistake and almost killed everyone. At the critical moment, the slave family solved the crisis with the whip in his hand and saved everyone. So the master said, "I will punish the senior brother who made a mistake and marry a slave family." ”
Although the slave family felt humiliated at the time, they also admitted it. In any case, the slave family is also considered to be wanted. But when the senior brother found out, he didn't want to, and he actually fled overnight. He, he would rather betray his master, would rather lose his reputation, would rather be hunted down to death by his peers, than marry a slave family! ”
"That time, the slave family was completely desperate!"
"All the men in this world are hateful, and they only look at women's faces. As long as a woman has a good face, she is good at anything. It doesn't matter if she has the ability or not. It doesn't matter if she's virtuous or not. As long as she has a good face and a good figure, she can have everything. And to be ugly like a slave is no matter how good your ability and heart are, what's the use, what's the use! ”
Zhao Siniang said emotionally, tears rolling down her eyes. It was evident that these things had hurt her too much.
Wiping away the tears on her face with her hands, Zhao Siniang looked at the little Taoist priest and suddenly smiled slightly.
This smile is by no means charming, never moving. This smile made the little Taoist priest's heart tremble.
After laughing, Zhao Siniang looked at the little Taoist priest stupidly, she stretched out her slightly trembling hand and stroked the little Taoist's good-looking face.
She said stupidly: "Only Xiao Langjun in this world can discover the inner beauty of the slave family through the ugly appearance of the slave family at a glance." In this world, only Xiao Langjun will sincerely praise the slave family for its 'beauty'. ”
"You know what? If someone praises the slave family for its 'beauty', the slave family can wake up with a smile even if they are dreaming. What's more, what's more, Xiao Langjun was born so good-looking, the best-looking man the slave family has ever seen in his life. Such a good-looking man praises the slave family for his 'beauty', and the slave family dies immediately, and he will be willing! ”
Looking at the deep affection and thick honey in Zhao Siniang's eyes when she said this, the little Taoist priest didn't just want to cry now, he wanted to die.
I'll go! Big sister, I'm not a good boy, I lied. In fact, you were not beautiful at all, you were born really, really, extremely ugly! I was trying to get out, and I was in a hurry, so I was full of nonsense. People in the temple don't believe this nonsense, but why do you believe it, eldest sister?
Do you believe it or not, you tie me up, what is this for?
I'll go!
Can you loosen the tie, and we'll talk happily. No matter how bad it is, can you please stop gagging me, and let's talk well.
Hey, Master Dao, I hate this kind of behavior of kidnapping people and gagging people the most in my life. It's simply, leaving no way for people to live at all!
Touching this best face I have ever seen in my life, the affection in Du Siniang's eyes gradually turned into spring water, and this water slowly steamed away and turned into fog. Then the fog was baked, so that in her eyes, there was only fire left, *!
Du Siniang's voice was originally just a little hoarse, and suddenly it was very hoarse.
She hissed and said, "Even if the slave family dies thousands of times, they can't forget what Xiao Langjun said that night." ”
It's like the scene of that night is repeated, but the little Taoist priest was replaced by Zhao Siniang.
Zhao Siniang looked at the little Taoist, and in her eyes, she was affectionate; In the words, tenderness is still there. She stretched out her hand, touched the face in front of her, and said infatuatedly: "Look at my sister's rough face, masculine with tenderness, gentleness with masculinity." Look at my sister's strong breasts, which are as tall as a mountain and as grand as the sea. Look at my sister's thick legs, they are so powerful, just a light clamp, and they will definitely be able to clamp the little brother to death. ”
As she spoke, she spread out her hands, looked up at the sky, and let out a dreamy cry*: "Ah, sister, how plump and powerful you are! Ah, this temple must be the legendary Temple of the Moon. Ah, the little brother Sansheng is fortunate to be able to meet this dream sister in this Moon God Temple! ”
Sticking the long whip in his hand to his face, and grinding it gently, Zhao Siniang continued to say in a dreamy voice: "Sister, I have had a dream since I was a child, one day, there will be a majestic sister, wearing a leather coat and holding a long whip, whipping me fiercely. I got to my knees at her feet and wept,*! ”
"Heaven bless, God pity, this dream, today, has finally come true!"
"Ah, sister, please don't pity me, please destroy me with all your might, please conquer me with all your might!"
Speaking of this, Du Siniang couldn't help it anymore, she squeezed it from her throat*, and she shouted in a hoarse voice: "Xiao Langjun, my sister is here, today, my sister is here to fulfill your dream." ”
Her face was red, her eyes were red, she gasped, and pointed to the fur on her body: "This is the leather coat that Xiao Langjun wants, and my sister hired the best tailor and used the best materials." ”
She shook her hand and threw a beautiful whip: "This is the long whip that Xiao Langjun wants, and my sister specially removed the barbs on it." ”
She hissed and shouted, "Xiao Langjun, my sister is here." My sister has put on her leather garment, and she has taken her whip, and she has bound you. Come on, Xiao Langjun, let my sister and I, cripple you hard and conquer you hard! ”
O God! O earth! What is self-inflicted, not living, this is, this is!
If time could be turned back, that night, in that broken temple, the little Taoist priest would definitely say righteously: "I am Zhang Tianyi of the Tianyi faction, don't you want to arrest me?" ”
But time did not go back, so the little Taoist priest could only watch as a mountain of burning meat pressed against him.
And he, helpless!
What else could he do? His body was tied to death, his mouth was gagged, and the only thing he could move all over his body was his eyeballs.
What to do? What can I do?
In the midst of the lightning and fire, the little Taoist priest suddenly remembered what he often said to Rou'er: Baby Rou'er, your eyes can really speak.
Eyes talk? Eyes speak!
Closed his eyes, opened his eyes again, and between closing his eyes and opening his eyes, the eyes of the little Taoist priest were already full of words.
Looking at Du Siniang's rugged face, the little Taoist priest turned a blind eye, and all his mind was thinking about Rou'er's delicate and beautiful face. So his eyes naturally have infinite tenderness and infinite affection.
Du Siniang felt this deep affection.
Even in her dreams, no one looked at her like this. Du Siniang trembled with excitement for a while, and could only say stupidly: "My little Langjun, my little Langjun who is fascinated by the dead." ”
As soon as the little Taoist priest closed his eyes again, and when he opened his eyes again, the tenderness and affection in his eyes were gone, and they all turned into infinite grievances.
This grievance made Du Siniang feel very distressed, and she asked anxiously: "My little Langjun, what are you wronging?" ”
The eyes of the little Taoist priest glanced down aggrievedly.
Du Siniang understood: "Xiao Langjun, do you want my sister to untie this silk scarf?" ”
The little Taoist priest's heart was beating like a drum for a while, and he shouted frantically in his heart: "Quick, quick, untie this silk scarf, let me show this three-inch incorruptible tongue." Hurry, hurry! ”