After peeing, Xie Lang's whole body trembled three times, and he couldn't help but shiver.

Nima, this kid is too obscene, how can there be such a brazen person in the world?

Helpless, Xie Lang faced the discussion in the live broadcast room, and said with a smile: "No way, brothers, now PUBG is too real, and if you don't pee, it will affect my aiming later." ”

"You old guy is very bad, I believe you are a ghost."

"Phew, stinky and shameless, I bet the dog hangs definitely don't know how to write the word "face"! ”

Bite!

At this time, the system message suddenly came.

"Player, you are so obscene, your villain perspective amazes the system..."

"You just took a soak of urine in front of thousands of spectators, and you didn't even have a trace of shame? Your villain's cheek, the obscene ancestor of the villain system, is hereby giving +5 points! ”

The player's current rank: Tsundere Black Iron 1, 100 points, meets the promotion requirements.

Do players have to take on a mission to advance to Brass of Valorant?

System, don't do anything, Lao Tzu is a villain if he pees?

Yo, wait...

"When a player is promoted to Brass of Valorant, can they open the system store and exchange points for some items?"

Xie Lang clearly saw the opening reward on the promotion bronze, and immediately opened his mouth and said: Then what are you waiting for, system father, hurry up and give me a task.

Suddenly, the task assigned by the system came.

Since Xie Lang is currently in the qualifying tournament of the qualifying rank, the system has assigned him three tasks.

If the task exceeds the time limit, or if two tasks fail, it will be considered a failure, and 50 points will be deducted.

"1: The player steals a manhole cover and successfully exchanges it for 500 yuan."

"2: The player takes a small firecracker in the school toilet and throws it in the squatting position, the task requires: blow up the toilet, affect the convenience of the teachers and students of the school, and become a big headache for everyone!"

3: Defeat at least ten Tsundere Black Iron 1 guys. (Regardless of the real game, there are no requirements.) ）

What?

Stealing manhole covers, blowing up toilets?

I call you MMP!

Where are you a villain mission, it's clearly a lewd mission!

Just TM defeated ten tsundere black iron guys, and the task was a little more normal.

Am I the bad guy for stealing manhole covers?

Blowing up the toilet, am I the villain?

If you let me steal the manhole cover, what does it mean for me to blow up the toilet with firecrackers?

In particular, the explosion will be blown up, and the toilet will be blown up, which will affect the whole school teachers and students from attending classes normally?

Do I Xie Lang look like that kind of brazen person?

Just as Xie Lang was standing in place and thinking, his eyes suddenly darkened, and he gave a hint, "You were blown up by a fragment grenade!" ”

it!

What's the situation?

Xie Lang's eyes widened.

Playing with Nima eggs, Lao Tzu was actually killed by the old yin when he peed?

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed out loud when they saw this scene.

"666, the dog was killed by peeing on the live broadcast."

"Hahaha, dog hanging, you are really dripping, just ask you if you are surprised, surprised? Still peeing or peeing?? ”

"Ji Cao, Ji Cao, it's all for the live broadcast effect, we understand you when the dog hangs you, you must have done it on purpose, right?"

"I'm most afraid that the air will suddenly be quiet~ I'm most afraid that the anchor will be slapped in the face if he pretends to be!"

The audience in the live broadcast room was full of all kinds of gloating laughter, which was better than the live broadcast effect brought by Xie Lang eating chicken.

Ahem!!

Xie Lang coughed twice, embarrassed and eager to find a hole to get into.

After Zhang Xinyue was sneak attacked, Xie Lang exited the game hall as soon as possible, looked at the barrage, and said with a smile: "Thank you for the missile sent by the brother just now, send me to broadcast in shame, today's live broadcast will be here for the time being." ”

As soon as they heard that Xie Lang was going off the air, the audience began to complain:

"I'm dizzy, I haven't seen enough yet, isn't this going to be broadcast by the dog, it's okay to broadcast a League of Legends live broadcast to us."

"Agreed, the anchor will broadcast a League of Legends live broadcast to us!"

"I want to see the dog hang the glory of the king with Luban No. 7!"

"Don't go, Master Dog, live broadcast until dawn."

"Let's brush the gifts together, let the dog master broadcast it for us a little longer!"

Everyone was talking about it, and they were clamoring to leave Xie Lang behind.

Xie Lang looked at the barrage and seemed to be quite reluctant.

But there is no way, he has to complete the task of the villain system now, and when he is promoted to bronze, he will have more time to broadcast live.

So, Xie Lang said: "Tomorrow afternoon, I'll come to broadcast live to you tomorrow, as for what game to play, I haven't thought about it yet, when the time comes, listen to everyone's opinions, and play whatever game there are more barrages." ”

"As for now, I'm going to go down to the broadcast to do my homework, so don't worry, I'll broadcast it live to you after school tomorrow, okay, I'm Tiger Fish Wu Yanzu, dogs, we'll see you tomorrow!"

"666, do your homework! The dog hangs you and deceives the ghost, piao.Prostitute is piao, prostitute, you have to say it so fresh and refined. ”

"Haha, this classmate is very spiritual."

Xie Lang noticed the barrage, smiled obscenely, and then turned off the live broadcast device on his body and walked out of the game cabin.

As soon as Xie Lang got off the air, Zhang Xinyue sent a lot of gifts, looking at the gray avatar in the friends column, she lost her mind slightly.

……

After leaving the game cabin, Xie Lang looked at the time, it was already seven o'clock in the evening, and it was time to go out to complete the first task.

Stealing manhole covers?

After looking at the requirements of the mission, it seems that he wants to steal a manhole cover and exchange it for five hundred yuan.

Hehehe.

Xiao Ke is dead!

Watch Lao Tzu complete the task of stealing the manhole cover in an instant.

After dressing up well in the bathroom, Xie Lang put on his beard and looked like a thirty-year-old vicissitudes... Oh no, it's obviously the image of a middle-aged down-and-out lewd uncle.

Just kidding, stealing a manhole cover, such a glorious thing, how could Xie Lang let others know?

After leaving the community, he came to a bustling street in a city, Xie Lang looked like a thief, lowered his head, and looked at the ground all the way, as if he wanted to see if there was a manhole cover.

"Auntie, I want to ask you..."

Xie Lang walked up to a sweeping sanitation worker and asked politely, "How can I steal a manhole cover here?" "I didn't have a bad attitude just because the other party was a sanitation worker.

"What?"

"Hello, I mean I'm sent by the municipal bureau to inspect the safety hazards of road manhole covers, I want to ask you, where is the manhole cover near here?"

"Oh oh, there are a few over there." The sanitation worker pointed to a few dozen meters away in the distance.

"Then Auntie, I'll test you another question, do you think a manhole cover can be worth 500 yuan?"

"Sick!"

Hearing Xie Lang's words, the sanitation aunt immediately took the broom and gave Xie Lang a roll of the eye.

When Xie Lang heard this, his hands spread even more: TM It's not that I'm sick, it's that the system is wrong.

TM, it's easy to steal a manhole cover, the question is can it be sold for 500 yuan?

I'm called Nima, the system is cheating on Dad.