Chapter Thirty-Seven: Fooling Two Stupid Thieves

"Ah Da, I really can't wait, let's go out."

"Well, I'm hungry too, and their fat horse must be roasting deliciously."

"Ah Da, don't say it, I'm so hungry."

"Cover your face, Ah Er, when you do bad things, don't let people see our faces, don't be the same as last time."

"Last time it was careless, but not this time, Ah Da, you have to cover your face too."

A minute later, two strong men with masked faces came out of the woods, their faces were a little ridiculous, their huge heads were covered with a small face scarf, which was tightly tied, half of their faces were red, and they barely covered their noses and mouths.

As soon as the two walked out of the forest, Wang Lang noticed them, and seeing their costumes and sneaky steps, Wang Lang just wanted to laugh. This is a scene that only appeared in comedy movies, two stupid thieves with extremely large statures, walking like cats, and constantly vigilant around, and the object they want to rob is actually lying on the ground and not getting up.

"Robbery, hand over your horses, and the money on you." Ah Er showed his wheel axe, and the void split, which looked terrifying.

After Wang Lang looked at the two of them, he said to Wufu, "Wufu, it's all your fault, you attracted all the robbers." Hehe, if you are caught by these two people this time, if you cook and eat it, I don't care, young master, you brought it on yourself. ”

Compared with Wang Lang's indifference, Wufu is not calm, Ah Da and Ah Er's figures are several laps larger than ordinary people, and the fierce eyes exposed outside can frighten him, and he trembled for a while.

"Ah Da, he said that we would eat people, I heard you right."

"Yes, I heard that, too."

"We don't eat people, we just want to eat your horses." Ah Eryi removed the small piece of face towel on his face, as if he had suffered some kind of great insult, his eyes were red, and he shouted excitedly.

"Ah Er, your face is revealed." Ah Da was shocked on the sidelines, reminding his brother.

Ah Da reminded him, Ah Er suddenly felt that something was wrong, and hurriedly turned his face away, "Ah Da, take care of them, don't let them see my face." ”

"Hurry up, my stomach can't stand it, every time."

Wang Lang watched the funny performance of the two with great interest, and at this moment he really wanted to remind the two of them loudly that they should be dedicated to robbery, and it would be good not to be so funny.

"Young master, they don't eat people, I just heard about it." Wufu regained some courage.

"Well, they don't eat people, I know. So you're lucky that they won't eat you. Wang Lang watched the performance of Ah Er, only to see this guy, turned around, and didn't re-tie the face towel for a long time, so that he strangled his neck one after another.

"Hey, why are you two robbing?" Wang Lang shouted at A.

"You're stupid, of course you're hungry." Ah Er looked at Wang Lang like an idiot.

Wang Lang couldn't imagine that he was despised, and he still had such a strong reason, and suddenly he couldn't hold his face, "You are so strong, just go to the mountains to catch some prey, don't you just fill your stomach." ”

"When you say light, we are the hunters in the mountains, if we can catch enough prey, we will use it to rob." Ah Er finally tied the face towel, turned his head, looked at Wang Lang with disdain and said.

"Since you can't fill your stomach by hunting, you can do something else, you can work for people, you can always eat."

As soon as he heard Wang Lang say this, Ah Da's face also changed, "We worked for others for a few days hungry, and the wages we paid were not enough for a meal, how could it be as simple as you said, and we could eat enough to work for work." ”

"Then you will come to rob, can you eat enough to rob?" Wang Lang looked at the two and asked suspiciously.

Ah Er's stomach grunted, and he looked at Ah Da with a sneering face and said, "Ah Da, it seems that I can't eat enough after robbery, I'm so hungry now that I'm running out of strength." ”

"Hand over your horses, I don't want your money now, go quickly, and leave your horses." Ah Da raised the steel fork in his hand and said to Wang Lang.

"Young master, they want our horses, how can we get away without them."

Wang Lang looked at the two robbers in front of him, and at the moment of investigation, the information of the two of them was unobstructed, and their names were also usual, Hu Ada, Hu Aer, one was nineteen, and the other was only fifteen. However, the strength of these two people surprised Wang Lang, the high attribute points were terrifying, Hu Ada, the strength exceeded 600 points, the physique was more than 800 points, the agility reached 900 points, and the spirit was only a pitiful 20 points. As for Hu Aer, his strength is as high as more than 700 points, his physique is more than 700, his agility is also more than 500, and his spirit is less than 20.

Wang Lang couldn't imagine that the two stupid thieves who robbed at random could have such terrifying strength, looking at the stupid performance of the two, they should belong to the kind of guy with extremely developed limbs and extremely simple minds. The talents of these two people are extremely high, and they don't know what powerful methods they have cultivated to make their bodies strong like this.

Thinking of this, Wang Lang's heart became hot, if such two guys with low intelligence and strong strength can become subordinates, they are very good thugs, and the price must not be high, just let them eat enough.

"How about I discuss something with you. Seeing that he didn't, this coward, even walking by himself is a problem, as long as you help me send him to the nearest town, how about I treat you to a big meal. ”

Ah Da just wanted to refuse, but his brother Ah Er's stomach rang again, stretched out his tongue and licked his lips, looked at Wang Lang excitedly and asked, "Big meal, I like it the most, don't you care if it's full." ”

Ah Da looked at Ah Er angrily, "Ah Er, we are here to rob." ”

"We refuse, you leave the horses and get out of here." was reminded by Ah Dayi, Ah Er realized that it was wrong not to do his job, and hurriedly said.

"Don't be in a hurry to refuse. Think about it, what is delicious about this horse meat, it is sour and astringent, and it is stuffed with teeth when you bite it. If you help me to send him to the nearest town, I will treat you to fragrant roast duck, roast chicken, oily pork knuckle, two roast ducks per person, two roast chickens, and two big pork knuckles. ”

"How can two for one person be enough, we want five, five roast ducks, five roast chickens, and five pork knuckles." Ah Er said bargainingly.

"Deal, five for one person." Wang Lang laughed happily.

Ah Da glared angrily at his brother, but he didn't want Ah Er to look at Ah Da proudly, "Ah Da, you see I'm doing a good job, people give two, and I directly ask for five." It's been a long time since I've eaten that delicious food, and I salivate just thinking about it. ”

Ah Dagang wanted to scold his brother harshly, and then refuse Wang Lang and continue his great cause of robbery. At this time, Wang Lang looked at him, "You have already agreed just now, there is a way that a gentleman is difficult to chase after a horse." If you return, you will be a sinister villain, you are not a villain. ”

"Of course we are not villains, our brothers are both husbands who stand up to the sky, and their words count." Ah Da was provoked by Wang Lang and immediately puffed up his chest.