Xidan shopping mall.

After a lot of open and secret battles between you and me, Li Sao and Xiao Zuoqiu finally decided to compromise and go to an Internet celebrity teppanyaki for lunch.

The name of this restaurant is "Burning Heart", and it is particularly popular on short video sites such as Douyin, and the various tricks played by the chefs in it make customers amazed.

"Xiao Zuoqiu, I didn't expect you to be such a vulgar woman. I actually followed the trend to eat this kind of superficial teppanyaki ......"

As soon as he sat down, Li Sao opened his "eyes of contempt" and said with great superiority.

"What? Do you still look down on the various stunts of these chefs? Or...... Do you have one too? I don't embarrass you for anything else, just that flying shovel and knock eggs! ”

Xiao Zuoqiu completely ignored Li Sao's contempt, and waved at the master performing next to him and shouted, "Come on, come on...... Master, excuse me, give my husband a shovel, he also wants to perform. ”

"Yo! This beauty, your husband...... Is it our business? It doesn't look like it! ”

The master in the chef's uniform was also happy when he saw this, and without thinking about it, he handed the shovel to Li Sao very elegantly.

"Why do I want to perform, cut!"

Li Sao waved his hand and refused, this can't be performed!

Other people's masters perform, it is called a dazzling, if Li Sao comes to perform, it is a real scene of "chicken flying egg fighting".

However, even if Li Sao doesn't want to perform, he can't weaken his momentum!

He held his head high and asked the master who was holding the shovel and knocking eggs: "Master, let me ask you!" You show off so much that you are jealous, and then bake this egg liquid on an iron plate, it will be better than ordinary baked eggs, can it be better? ”

The master smashed an egg with a poof, and then used the egg wash to bake a "heart" on the iron plate, and said with a mysterious smile on the corner of his mouth: "If it is like this, it will not be more delicious, but it will definitely be more expensive!" ”

Li Sao: "......"

Xiao Zuoqiu: "......"

Li Sao turned his head to look at Xiao Zuoqiu, and said with a look of success: "Xiao Zuoqiu, look!" Or how can it be said that women in this world have the best money? It's all you women who love vanity and fancy bells and whistles, and you're fooled into spending money on these superficial things all day long......"

"Then you mean, I bought you clothes because you are so handsome, and it is also this kind of irrational being fooled into spending money?" Xiao Zuoqiu asked calmly.

"It's not the same thing. Hey...... I know, you're not just obsessed with my pretty skin, you've also seen my funny soul, right? ”

Li Sao boasted to himself, and unconsciously, his relationship with Xiao Zuoqiu actually entered a very harmonious situation.

This is much better than before, when they were completely incompatible.

However, at the thought of really going to his mother-in-law's house in the afternoon, Li Sao's heart was still a little uneasy.

Man!

There is such a level, when entering the mother-in-law, the heart is mentioned in the throat, and it must be taken seriously.

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On the other hand, in the entire Liangxiang area, Liu Zilang looked for a men's toilet one by one.

Some places went two or three times, because he was afraid that as soon as he left with his front feet, the goddess would arrive with the back feet.

Therefore, some uncles who have guards in the toilets, seeing Liu Zilang in such a hurry, asked with great concern: "Young man, did you lose your wallet or something in the toilet?" ”

"No, no, no! Uncle, I'm looking for my goddess, a girl, that's what the photo looks like...... Have you seen one in the men's restroom? Liu Zilang took out his mobile phone very seriously and showed the slightly blurry photo to the toilet uncle.

"Girls? In the men's restroom? Are you sick, young man? What kind of woman are you looking for in the men's bathroom! If you are looking for a woman, you should go to the women's toilet to find it! Phew! Young man, if you go to the women's restroom to find it, you'll be beaten up as a pervert......"

"Uncle! I'm not kidding, she's my goddess, and every time we meet is in the men's bathroom. I'm sure I'll meet her again in some men's restroom......"

Liu Zilang was not frustrated by the "ignorance and shallow views" of individual toilet watchers, he didn't even eat lunch, and continued to follow the main road all the way, and searched the path, not letting go of any public toilet.

"It's hot! I'm so hungry......"

Unconsciously, Liu Zilang walked to the vicinity of the Liangxiang Police Station.

"The police station? That's right! If...... I took this photo and went to the police station to ask the police uncles to help find someone, will they help? ”

Of course, if you have difficulties, you have to find the police, but this thought only flashed in Liu Zilang's mind, because the police will not help him pick up girls.

However, when Liu Zilang turned his head, he saw a public toilet next to the police station.

"Wow! Luckily, there is also a public toilet here! ”

After a morning of searching and groping, Liu Zilang has formed a natural conditioned reflex, and seeing the public toilet is like seeing a treasure.

Although, in the previous public toilets, Liu Zilang didn't see the figure that haunted him.

However, the public toilet in front of him, located next to the police station, always made Liu Zilang feel a little extraordinary in his heart.

Moreover, at this time, the sky was still scorching just now, but now the sun is slowly shrouded by a dark cloud.

This is especially left in the middle school Chinese textbook, and it is especially "the changes in the environment and weather reveal the development of the next storyline and set the emotional tone".

Keeping excited and vigilant, Liu Zilang walked into the men's toilet step by step.

At this time, in the men's toilet, Zhou Yunqi and Brother Duck had just walked in for a while, and the two were facing this wall, thinking about how to climb over.

"What, you hold me, pick me up, and then I'll climb up, and pull you up again......"

After thinking about it for a while, Brother Duck proposed such a plan.

In the past, he could have climbed it with a tiger jump, and in the army he was the champion of various cross-country obstacle courses.

But now, I have become a woman, not only has my physical fitness deteriorated, but there are also two more lumps of meat on my chest, not to mention jumping, even when I run, I am swaying left and right, and I don't need any strength at all.

"I ...... Do I really hug you? But you're a woman after all......"

Although Zhou Yunqi usually flirts with girls, he still belongs to the more traditional kind, he looked at Brother Duck's full chest, and couldn't help swallowing his saliva.

"If you want to hug you, you will hug! I'm the one who suffers, not you? ”

Brother Duck glanced at him with disgust, and then rushed to Zhou Yunqi's arms and shouted, "Hold tighter, lift higher, hurry up...... Someone will come in a moment......"

However, at this moment, Liu Zilang, who was "hunting for treasure" in the men's toilet on the street, walked in.

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