Chapter 245: My name is Scumbag!
Playing cards always makes time pass quickly, no, when Xiao Xian, Yun Yun and Nalan Yanran walked out of the council hall to find that it was already dark.
At this time, Nalan Yanran didn't feel anything, and Yun Yun was full of bad faces, she didn't expect this thing to be such a waste of time.
"! Is it such a coincidence? ”
Xiao Xian took Yun Yun and Nalan Yanran before he took a few steps when he met Xiao Ding and Xiao Li, who were wandering blindly, and couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth.
"Hmmm! Third brother, are your younger siblings very beautiful? ”
Xiao Li looked at Yun Yun and Nalan Yanran, his eyes were full of envy, he raised his eyebrows at Xiao Xian, and quipped.
"Yes, little idle man, when will you bring it back to the Xiao family?" Compared with Xiao Li, Xiao Ding is much more "serious".
Xiao Xian: "......"
Hearing these two people talk east and west, and then look at Yun Yun and Nalan Yanran's faces turned red and left, Xiao Xian was very unhappy in his heart.
He regretted very much why he asked them where they wanted to go at that time, and sent them back to the Xiao family directly!
The more I think about it, the more I want to slap myself in the mouth, why do I have to listen to the opinions of the two of them?!
It's good to pick people up directly!!
"Big brother, second brother, there are still some things on the side of Yunlan Sect, I'll go back when I'm done, I see that you haven't been back to the Xiao family for so long, presumably my father misses you too, so be it! I'll send you back tomorrow! ”
Xiao Xian looked at the two of them, and they couldn't help but excuse themselves, so they hurriedly issued an eviction order.
Xiao Li: "......"
Xiao Ding: "......"
"Nima's! What can you do other than eat and sleep? I really believe you ghost! ”
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The next day, the Amethyst Winged Lion King came to the room where Xiao Ding and Xiao Li were early and squatted a little better.
In this way, Xiao Ding and Xiao Li glared at Xiao Xian angrily, and they were clearly arranged to the Xiao family.
"Alas, I knew it was like this, you stinky boy had to go, look, touch your nose to ashes!"
"! Who exactly does Nima mean by this? ”
The two brothers who were arranged were also very faceless, and simply scolded each other on the Amethyst Winged Lion King.
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I don't know if it's because the bed is crowded in a panic, or if I can't adapt to the water and soil in Yunlan Sect, Xiao Xian actually got up early in the morning, it's really a strange thing!
"Shouldn't it?"
Xiao Xian opened his eyes and found that it was still early, and he was also very puzzled, and then he heard a gurgling sound in his stomach, which made him react.
Because he ate too hard at noon yesterday, Yun Lanzong couldn't serve his dinner last night, so he had no choice but to go to bed early hungry.
What to do if you're hungry? Don't have anything to eat?
"That's right! Stone Monsters! ”
Just when Xiao Xian was helpless, he suddenly remembered that his system space still contained the stone monster he had encountered before.
"System, system!"
Xiao Xian shouted twice, but the system didn't respond at all.
"System, you give Lao Tzu a death!"
Looking at the system of pretending to be forced, Xiao Xian suddenly became angry and shouted involuntarily!
"What idiot yelled at early in the morning! also let me not let Lao Tzu sleep well. ”
Hearing Xiao Xian's scolding, the system couldn't help but scold back, but after scolding the system, he knew that he regretted it, he never thought that Xiao Xian's forced cub would get up so early today!
"What did you say?"
Xiao Xianhu was stunned and said angrily.
System: "No, nothing..."
"Hurry up and get me the stone monster!"
Xiao Xian said impatiently.
The place where Xiao Xian lived was a place that Yun Yun had carefully selected for him, not only was there a large space, but he could not hear the sound of the disciples of the Yunlan Sect getting up early to train.
The stone monster was thrown out early in the morning, and it was also very unhappy, and when he just wanted to scold his mother, he saw Xiao Xian on the somersault cloud.
The sentence "MMP" was suffocated back.
"Do I do it myself or do you do it?"
Xiao Xian looked at the stone monster that had just been released, and said very forcefully.
As soon as the stone monster saw Xiao Xian's terrible expression, he knew what was going on.
Woo woo~ Although I'm used to it, I can't bully people like this!!
Stone Monster: "I'll Do It Myself"
The stone monster has a special body, and it is not a painful thing to scrap his two legs by himself, and the stone monster does not want to see the magic sword again, so he chooses to do it himself.
Looking at his fallen thighs, the stone monster felt a heartache
"The baby is bitter, the baby doesn't say!"
"What are you doing there? Barbecue! ”
Xiao Xian looked at the stone monster who was like no one after breaking his leg, and couldn't help frowning and said.
Stone Monster: "......"
Is this Nima still human? Let me roast my own meat?!
Although the stone monster is very resistant psychologically, he is still honest physically, and he will roast Xiao Xian a little better, and he will go back and forth.
"Emma! It smells so good! Don't say this meat is very tender! ”
Xiao Xian took a few bites and said meaningfully.
Stone Monster: "......"
I'm Nima! Can it not be tender when it just grows?!!
"Don't say it, it's really good to keep you, so I won't have endless high-grade demonic beast meat? You're a little older, but you should be fine if you live for a few hundred years, right? Xiao Xian looked at the stone monster and said very seriously.
Stone: .......
Thank you so much for your whole family!!
"Boss, you don't know anything."
At this time, the stone monster also blurted out a sentence from the boss, and the stone monster knew that he couldn't help but bow his head in front of the awesome characters!
"Oh, what don't you know? Tell me? ”
Xiao Xian said in his mouth while eating.
"My limbs are all transformed by my own Dou Qi cultivation, if I don't have enough Dou Qi cultivation, my broken limbs will not be able to grow again!" The stone monster said cautiously.
"Don't be so complicated, hurry up and translate it for me!"
Xiao Xian listened to the cumbersome language of the stone monster, patted him on the head, and said impatiently.
"Even if the boss wants to eat my meat in the future, he will raise me!" The stone monster said with an aggrieved expression.
Hearing this, Xiao Xian suddenly thought of something, raising some pigs and sheep at home and giving them food, this is raising something by himself, he must pay something.
"It's okay! I'll raise you! ”
After Xiao Xian said this, he threw away an elixir that could help the stone monster increase his cultivation, and at the same time, his face twitched involuntarily.
It wasn't that he felt pain because of the pill, but that something was wrong with this sentence.
After a storm, Xiao Xian took the elated stone monster back into the system space, and touched his round belly, ready to go back to the house to sleep.
But before he walked from the courtyard to the door of his house, Nalan Yanran's voice remembered in Xiao Xian's ears:
"Xiao Xian, you're up!"
"Well, what's the matter?"
Looking at Nalan Yanran who walked in, Xiao Xian asked casually.
"It's okay, it's just that the master is looking for you, let me come and call you!"
"I don't read much, I don't go, I don't go!"
Xiao Xian looked at Nalan Yanran's little face, which had already turned red because of her lies, and knew that there must be something strange about this matter.
"Go, go, go! Master has been waiting for you for a long time. ”
"Go, go, go! Boom"
Nalan Yanran originally thought that Xiao Xian was sleeping, so she directly set up the somersault cloud and carried it over.
But who knew that Xiao Xian suddenly got up so early today, but Nalan Yanran also prepared an extra hand, and showed what she had only learned recently.
"! If you have something to say, don't hit people with the ball! ”
Xiao Xian looked at Nalan Yanran, who was holding his arm, and his face turned red and he immediately replied.
"Uh-huh~" Nalan Yanran's face suddenly turned red and let go of her arm.
Seeing Nalan Yanran, who suddenly became a monster, Xiao Xian also wanted to know how long the other party could cry if he hit it with a fist.
Boom ~ One punch is a monster!!
"Okay, stop, I've obeyed you, can't you go!"
Xiao Xian looked at Nalan Yanran, who was coquettish and stiff, and said helplessly.
“……”
Nalan Yanran looked at Xiao Xian's helpless expression, her little face was also red as if she was about to drip water, and she couldn't say anything with her head down.
"Let's go, will you lead the way?"
Xiao Xian looked at the stunned Nalan Yanran and said.
"Oooh!"
Nalan Yanran came back to her senses, sat on Xiao Xian's somersault cloud and flew towards a certain place.
It's too late to say that, as soon as he lies on the somersault cloud, sleepiness suddenly rushes to Xiao Xian's head.
Looking at Nalan Yanran beside him, Xiao Xian's hand couldn't help but wrap his arms around Nalan Yanran's thin waist, smelling the fragrance around him, without blinking an eye, this Xiao Xian fell asleep.
"Xiao Xian~"
Feeling Xiao Xian's bad little hand, Nalan Yanran's face turned red, but she didn't feel any discomfort, but used her jade hand to tighten Xiao Xian's arm that was relaxed because he was asleep.
"Oh, what was I thinking!"
Suddenly, Nalan Yanran seemed to think of something, and immediately shook her head, her little face was also pink.
…………
"Sect Master! Is that Lord Xiao Xian you talking about reliable! ”
"We can't wait for him, can we?"
"That's right, this Nalan girl has been gone for so long..."
In the meeting hall of the Yunlan Sect, all the elders were discussing.
"Wait a little longer!"
Yun Yun, who was sitting in the main seat, spoke, her voice was very loud, and she was obviously running a fighting spirit.
"Okay, let's wait a little longer!"
In this way, time passed slowly, and just when the elders were about to get impatient, the door of the council hall was opened with a "squeak~".
"Lord Xiao Xian is here!"
Originally, all the elders wanted to greet Xiao Xian, who had just come in, but seeing that Xiao Xian was still asleep, a mouthful of old blood almost didn't spurt out.
"I'm Nima, we've been waiting for so long and haven't been sleepy, why are you actually asleep?"
All the elders put their hot faces on their buttocks, and after some complaints, they all looked at Yun Yun.
Yunyun: "......"
Although Yun Yun didn't feel anything strange about Xiao Xian's state, the elders were different, looking at their eyes, Yun Yun didn't know how to explain it.
"Xiao Xian, wake up!"
Looking at the staring eyes of the elder tigers, Nalan Yanran nudged Xiao Xian and said.
"Xiao Xian, it's time to eat!"
Seeing that Xiao Xian did not react, Nalan Yanran whispered in Xiao Xian's ear.
Seeing Nalan Yanran like this, the elders were very surprised, they really couldn't imagine that the girl who had always been competitive could be so gentle.
"Uh-huh! What to eat? ”
As soon as Xiao Xian heard about eating, he immediately sat up, as if he had a reflex, and his saliva flowed out involuntarily.
Elders: !!
"Xiao Xian, it's not about eating, it's all the elders waiting for you!"
Nalan Yanran looked at Xiao Xian, who had been deceived by herself, and said weakly like a kitten.
"Wait for me? What are you waiting for me to do? Xiao said puzzled.
"That's it, Lord Xiao Xian, we want to discuss with you about the war between the Gama Empire and the Izumo Empire."
An elder said to Xiao Xian with a respectful expression.
Although I can't detect what kind of strength Xiao Xian is, Xiao Xian's reputation is not blown, even Dou Zong was killed, and I can't afford to provoke it!
"Didn't I say it yesterday, the war between the Izumo Empire and the Gama Empire, the Yunlan Sect just watched it, why bother to go to this troubled water?"
Seeing that the same thing had to be explained a second time, Xiao Xian replied very unhappily.
"But the Gama Empire has contributed to the rebuilding of our Yunlan Sect, and we have to repay this favor?" The elder looked at Yun Yun and then said.
"Forget about repaying the favor, let's wash and sleep, you Yunlan Sect is a Douhuang, what do you other people do to fight with people, go up and deliver food?" Xiao Xian looked at the other party with disdain and mocked.
was Xiao Xian said "My little Yunyun" in front of everyone, and Yunyun's little face turned red immediately.
I wanted to say something just now, but I forgot everything for a while, and although my heart was sweet, I still glared at Xiao Xian dissatisfied.
Elder: "This..."
Hearing what Xiao Xian said, the elders didn't want to go to the big battle, so they immediately looked at each other and nodded with a smile.
What Xiao Xian said is very reasonable, the battle between empires is basically what the strong say, if they wait for others to go to the battlefield, maybe the strong people who fight the emperor and the king will stop eating if they make a big move!
What's more, the Yunlan Sect is now in the early stage of just recovering its vitality, if it participates in the war again and causes the vitality to be damaged, then I am afraid that the immortals will not be able to save them when they come.
We are not greedy for life and afraid of death, we are for the Yunlan Sect, that's right! It's Yunlan Sect!!
"Little Brother Xiao Xian is right! The current strength of our Yunlan Sect does not have the same level as it was at the beginning. ”
"Yes, if we go over to help, then why don't we go to the cool one! Not to mention that the gourd baby saves grandpa, even seven gourd babies are useless! ”
"Yes, we Yunlan Sect still have many talented disciples, it doesn't matter if we die, but we can't let them be affected!"
Xiao Xian's words were like the last straw that overwhelmed the donkey, and the originally silent hall exploded in an instant.
In this heated discussion, the elders gradually fell into one faction, that is, they did not participate in the war between the Garma Empire and the Izumo Empire, and everyone was righteous and determined.
At this moment, Nalan Yanran held her pink face in both hands, lying on the white clouds, pouting, and looking at the lazy guy in front of her with crooked eyes.
"Good! Since this is the case, we, the Yunlan Sect, will not participate in the struggle between the Gama Empire and the Izumo Empire. ”
Seeing that all the elders had reached a unanimous opinion, Yun Yun couldn't bear it, but still announced.
"Elders listen to orders! During this period, strengthen the defenses of the Yunlan Sect, and do not allow any of the children of the Yunlan Sect to go out without permission! ”
"Yes! Suzerain!! ”
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"Whoa!" Xiao Xian watched as everyone left, and suddenly stretched.
was made a fuss by these elders, and he didn't have the heart to sleep at all, and when things got to this point, Xiao Xian had no intention of sleeping anymore.
Two mobile phones were mentioned from the system, and Xiao Xian gave Yunyun and Nalan Yanran one each, and they had something to contact in the future.
"This one! That's it! ”
"Oh! That's it! ”
Yun Yun and Nalan Yanran are both very smart, Xiao Xian has not used too many mobile phones, and the second daughter has already understood it very well.
Seeing this situation, Xiao Xian was also very happy, because he didn't want to talk about anything, and the more he talked, the more troublesome it was.
"You guys are familiar with this king pesticide game, and we'll play it together later." Thinking of lying down to win the king, Xiao Xian said excitedly.
Ten minutes later......
"Xiao Xian, I've opened the king, do you want to start?" Nalan Yanran looked at Xiao Xian with big eyes and said expectantly.
"Don't panic! Looks like someone has messaged me! ”
Xiao Xian felt the vibrating mobile phone and spoke.
After speaking, Xiao Xian opened the chat software, most of which were greetings from Xiao Yixian and Xian'er and Yao Lao.
Xiao Xian replied simply, and when he was about to open the Glory of Kings, he didn't know where the click was, and suddenly an interface popped up on his phone.
"Hello everyone, I'm Tiger Down, hello everyone, I'm a scum turtle, if it's a brother, come and cut me!"
"Actually, at first, I refused!"
"After playing for three minutes, a seckill 999 equipment recovers six sixes! It's really easy to fight monsters! ”
"Try it for 30 seconds, I can't forget it, I lose if I uninstall it!"
Xiao Xian: .......
This implantation, you think I read less, in the face of implantation games, I have always been...
"I don't believe it, is it really that fun? Download one to have a try! ”
Seeing that there was nothing in front of him, but seeing the last sentence, Xiao Xian was very unconvinced, he really didn't understand that there were any games that could make him really not want to uninstall.
Anti-counterfeiting... I'm a professional!!
Download, register, select region, and go!
Warrior ~ high output, ten times the fire knife explosion
Taoist priest ~ fifteen dogs at the beginning, and the whole area walked sideways
Mage ~ Mage has strong control, and the fire is full of seconds
"What are these things?"
Xiao Xian looked at the bells and whistles of the characters and said puzzledly.
Anyway, I can't understand it, so I simply chose a warrior, and the nickname was simply set to "First Little Fish", click OK to enter.
Sorry, the nickname is already occupied, please switch the nickname, or click on the random nickname of the system......
Seeing the prompt, Xiao Xian was stunned, and he didn't bother to change it himself, so he directly clicked on the random nickname and started the game.
Welcome the "First Little Salted Fish" warrior to the world of legends!
Looking at this nickname, the corners of Xiao Xian's mouth twitched.
Nima!
This is random.,It's just tailor-made for yourself!!
"Damn, the picture quality of this game is so rubbish, and you still beat dogs and chickens, why don't you go crazy with children?"
Looking at this garbage game, Xiao Xian couldn't help but burst out a few foul words and complained fiercely.
"What are you doing? Xiao Xian? We've been waiting for you in this game for a long time! ”
Seeing Xiao Xian staring at the phone screen very seriously, Nalan Yanran interrupted.
Nalan Yanran was very puzzled, she was very disgusted with this game when she heard Xiao Xian's tone just now, but why was this one so fascinated?
So, Nalan Yanran moved her little ass to Xiao Xian's side, and carefully looked at what Xiao Xian was doing.
"Oops! This game is so fun, isn't it? ”
At this moment, Xiao Xian seemed to be fascinated, and kept clicking on his phone.
"It's really interesting!"
After watching Xiao Xian's operation for a while, Nalan Yanran found that this game was indeed very interesting.
"Right? Don't worry, I'll push this game to you, you also download one, I'll go out of the novice village right away, and we'll cut people together when the time comes! ”
Xiao Xian operated the mobile phone and said to the second daughter, his tone was very heavy and full of resentment.
Xiao Xian not only pushed this game to Yunyun and Nalan Yanran, but also to Xiaoyixian and Xian'er, and also urged them to play and practice when they were idle.
Tiger old lady: "What are you robbing me of?" ”
Xiao Xian looked at a private message that came inexplicably from the lower left corner of the phone and clicked to check it.
"Damn, which eye did you see me robbing you of your equipment? That's an automatic pick-up! ”
Xiao Xian hurriedly replied unhurriedly.
Tiger forced the old lady: "Oh yo, you little cub dare to scold the old lady, let me tell you little cub, I remember you, the first little salted fish, right, see how you turn over under the crotch of the old lady in the future?" ”
"! What an old! ”
Xiao Xian looked at the tone of this nickname called Tiger Old Lady, and couldn't help but burst into a foul reply.
Tiger forced the old lady: "Okay, you kid, I'll call someone, so you can't get out of the novice village!" ”
Looking at the tone of this tiger forcing old lady, the corner of Xiao Xian's mouth twitched, and he didn't say anything, and directly pulled this tiger old lady black.
Dare to threaten the master, it's really a pipe dream!!
Tiger forced old ladies: "! Didn't this ** cub be scared by me, right? I'll just bluff him, he won't take it seriously, will he? ”
In this way, the tiger girls became more and more interested in the nickname of the first little salted fish, and all kinds of insults, ridicule and scares were raised.
However, there was no reply...
"What's going on? You guys? Xiao Xian looked at the second daughter and said.
"The starter mission has been completed! Always ready to get out of the newbie village! Yun Yun said with a smile.
The upgrade in the legend can be said to be basically the same as cultivation, so before they have been playing for a while, this Nalan Yanran and Yun Yun have long been unable to extricate themselves.
"You wait for me, this place will gather together to get out of the novice village!"
Xiao Xian said after marking a mark on the map.
"Okay!"
In this way, Xiao Xian and the three of them walked out of the novice village together, and just when they wanted to continue to accept a new task, a familiar nickname passed in front of them.
"Yunyun, Yanran, lurk first, and when this tiger old lady comes to us, we will beat him to death as soon as possible!"
Looking at each other, Xiao Xian's eyes were full of banter.
He thought that the tiger forced the old ladies to really block themselves from the novice village, and he was so scared that he pulled Nalan Yanran and Yun Yun out together, ahh
"Hey, hey~ old sister, right?"
Xiao Xianyunyun, Nalan Yanran, and the three of them, before the tiger forced the old ladies to step into the encirclement, the three of them directly pressed to death with a combined attack.
"it!!"
(End of chapter)