Chapter Fifty-Eight: I, Shangguan Yun, will be on the bar with you today
Peng's invincible momentum was exposed, domineering and monstrous, and the aura of the king could not be resisted, and then the fierce momentum pressed on Shangguan Yun.
Smack......
Shangguan Yun's legs were instantly pressed to the ground, and the big guy knelt.
"Spare your life, boss," Shangguan Yun was finally afraid, although the treasure was valuable, the price of life was higher.
"Humph! If I don't give you a little color to taste, you don't know the east, west, north and south, you dare to beep more, and I will turn you into points" Sample, I Peng Invincible can't cure you anymore.
Shangguan Yun was now in a cold sweat on his forehead, thinking that this was too terrifying, just a momentum that could not hold me up.
"Flame Lingxue, let's start moving things, I'll move everything you fancy to me" Peng Wudi said to the stunned Flame Lingxue.
"Yes!" Flame Spirit Snow was very confused, and after a while, it was ecstatic.
Shangguan Yun really wanted to cry.
Peng Wushu and Yan Lingxue stepped into Shangguan Yun's door, and everyone in the Shangguan family looked at Peng Wushu in fear, not daring to stop them at all.
"Do it!" Peng Wushu gave an order, and then the two of them started together.
"Wow, there are so many good things," Flame Lingxue was dazzled, these things are worth a lot of money, any one of them can make his whole family live for a lifetime.
Gold and silver treasures are all mundane things for Peng Wudi, and what he wants to find now is the Shangguan family's elixir spirit stone and so on.
At this time, Shangguan Yun was following behind Peng Wuyi, praying in his heart.
"Where is your Shangguan family's treasure house?" Peng Wushu asked.
"My lord, it's just ahead," Shangguan Yun said almost with tears in his eyes.
"Shangguan Yun, don't look so reluctant, men should be more generous" Peng Wushu looked at Shangguan Yun who was crying.
"Atmosphere? Hehe...... "Shangguan Yun doesn't want to speak.
Peng Wushu came to the treasure house of the Shangguan family, then took a look, and kicked the iron door of the Shangguan family's treasure house very violently.
Shangguan Yun saw tears in his eyes, and his heart was dripping blood.
"Don't let him discover that place, that place is the root of the Shangguan family," Shangguan Yun prayed in his heart.
Impulsive!!!
The heavy iron door was directly kicked open by Peng Wudi.
Behind the door were piles of golden gold and spirit stones.
"Ah......" Shangguan Yun's heart became more and more painful.
"Yes, I didn't expect your Shangguan family to be quite rich" Peng Wudi's face was full of smiles, like blooming chrysanthemums.
Peng Wushu looked around, and immediately collected all the contents of the entire treasure house into the king's treasure.
"Do you still have a small coffer?" Peng Wushu opened his mouth and asked Shangguan Yun.
"My lord, no, that's all we have in Shangguan's family," Shangguan Yun said in a panic.
"Really?" Peng Wushu looked at Shangguan Yun's eyes, and then a dazzling light erupted in his eyes, as if he wanted to see through Shangguan Yun inside and out.
"Your Excellency...... There is really no ......" Shangguan Yun became more and more flustered.
"Really?" Peng Wushu continued to look at Shangguan Yun with sharp eyes.
"It's true, every sentence is true, if I dare to lie to you, I will have Xiao Jiji" Shangguan Yun made a blood oath, without Xiao Jiji, there would be no Xiao Jiji, and he wouldn't say it if he was killed anyway.
"Alas......" Peng Wudi shook his head, you disappointed me...... Shangguan Yun.
"Huh?" Shangguan Yun, his heart suddenly panicked, Peng Wuxian's expression could it be that he had discovered the secret treasure house of my Shangguan family?
"No, no, no, it can't be, this doesn't exist, how is this possible, few people know about the secret treasure house of my Shangguan family, this kid must be what happened to me" Shangguan Yun kept comforting himself in his heart.
"Humph! You are very dishonest, do you think you lied to me? Do you think I didn't know you had a secret little vault? Peng's tone was full of disappointment.
"This ......" Shangguan Yun was extremely flustered, not knowing how to reply, and kept thinking about Peng Wudi's words in his heart.
"Say it, I know you're lying to me, but I, Peng Wuving, have a heart of righteousness and kindness, I can give you another chance to tell the truth, otherwise ......" Peng Wuving looked at Shangguan Yun sharply.
Shangguan Yun's body trembled.
"What to do? What to do? Does he really know that my Shangguan family really has a secret small vault," Shangguan Yun is now riding a tiger and is sweating all over his back.
"Give you ten seconds to think, and after ten seconds, if you dare to lie and continue with me, I, Peng Wushu, will definitely destroy your Shangguan family if you say nothing!" Peng Wudi's eyes widened and waited for Shangguan Yun.
"Ten! Nine! Eight! Peng Wushu timed one by one, and every sound was like a spike, piercing Shangguan Yun's heart fiercely.
At this moment, Shangguan Yun seemed to have passed a hundred years.
"One!" Peng Wushu shouted out a word.
"Huh?" Shangguan Yun was stunned.
"Wasn't it seven just now? How did it get to one? Shangguan Yun asked in confusion.
"I'm sorry, I'm not good at math!" Peng Wushu said indifferently.
"Nima? Bad at math? The ghost only believes it......" Shangguan Yun had a dog's expression on his face.
"When the time comes, since you don't open your mouth, then I won't have mercy! Now I will slash you with one knife and kill everyone in your Shangguan family! Peng Wushu raised his obedient sword as he spoke, and was about to slash towards Shangguan Yun.
Thump.
"Big guy spare his life, I said, I said ......" Shangguan Yun burst into tears.
"The treasure house of our Shangguan family is in a dark room in front of ......, as long as you kick away the boulder in front of you, it will be ......," Shangguan Yun cried.
"I'm sorry, the ancestors of the Shangguan family, I'm incompetent, I'm sorry for all the people in the Shangguan family......" Shangguan Yun seemed to have no love in the world at this moment, and then his body collapsed on the ground.
"Holy? Really? Nima? I'll just talk to you, I didn't expect your Shangguan family to really have a small treasury? Peng Wuving's face was incredible, he just said something to Shangguan Yun, this sudden happiness made him a little unacceptable.
"What? What did you just say? Shangguan Yun was suddenly confused, and his head couldn't keep up with the rhythm for a while.
"What did I do to you just now, how could I know that your Shangguan family really has a small treasury," Peng Wudi suddenly wanted to laugh, it seems that those thousand novels have not been read in vain, and they are still somewhat useful.
At this time, Shangguan Yun.
What am I doing to you......
What's up with you......
What's your ......
Yours......
You......
Peng Wuving's voice kept echoing in Shangguan Yun's mind like a magic sound, and it couldn't disappear.
Burst!
Shangguan Yun finally couldn't bear the anger in his heart, and then his eyes turned white and he fainted.
He couldn't believe what was in front of him.
"Huh? Dizzy? I'll go, this mentality is also bad......" Peng Wushu looked at Shangguan Yun who had fainted and muttered.
Peng Wushu turned his head and ignored Shangguan Yun, who had already fainted from anger, and then came to the boulder that Shangguan Yun said.
"Is this going to be pushed away?" Peng Wushu pushed it with his hand, and found that he couldn't push it at all, the boulder was too heavy.
"Why don't you wake up Shangguan Yun and let him say never?" Peng Wushu thought in his heart.
"Isn't that going to happen, he's already fainted, isn't that immoral?"
It's so fragrant.
Peng Wushu turned around and came to Shangguan Yun, who had already fainted.
kicked Shangguan Yun, but he didn't wake up.
Peng Wushu was unwilling, and immediately slapped him a few times with his hand, but he still didn't wake up.
In fact, Shangguan Yun woke up early, but he just didn't open his eyes, he was pretending to be dead now, otherwise the small treasury would not be safe.
"Hey! Are you really dizzy, or are you fake? Hurry up and get up for me, or I will slaughter your Shangguan family," Peng Wushu said to Shangguan Ba, who was dressed in a dizzy outfit.
"Humph!" Shangguan Yun sneered in his heart, what do you want to do with him? No way, I'll pretend to be stunned to the end today, see what you can do, even if you kill me, I won't say it.
Seeing that Shangguan Yun didn't move at all, Peng Wushu couldn't help but think deeply.
"Did he really faint? But this dizziness is too dead," Peng Wushu still didn't believe in his heart.
immediately took off his pants and sprinkled a soak of urine directly on Shangguan Yun's old face.
"Holy! Nima! Actually pee me! Shameless with you! Shameless! Shangguan Yun scolded in his heart at this time.
"I can't be angry, I can't fall for his conspiracy, I Shangguan Yun will not be fooled! You don't want me to wake up! Shangguan Yun roared angrily in his heart.
"Huh? I didn't wake up, really? Is it so awesome? "Peng Wushu admires Shangguan Yun a little, you are too dizzy.
"Hey! Get up for me, I know you're pretending! Don't really me off! Otherwise, I will really slaughter your Shangguan clan! "Peng Wushu doesn't want to be evil, and he is just right? You must know that he is still afraid of you when he is in an Internet café with a keyboard warrior for a few days and nights?
"I'm going to hold back! What is he doing to me, threatening me, I must not be fooled! Shangguan Yun was not moved in the slightest in his heart.
"Yo ho! You are amazing," Peng Wushu Dao admired Shangguan Yun a little.
"It seems that I have a trick" Peng Wushu thought of that thing, and then smiled coldly, Sample, playing with me You Shangguan Yun is still too tender.
At this time, Shangguan Yun suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart.
"I can't wake up, I have to hold on, no matter how he humiliates me and hurts me, I must not wake up, it's all for the Shangguan family! For the ancestors of the Shangguan family! Shangguan Yun swore fiercely in his heart that he must fight Peng Invincible to the end, the heavens and the earth will not be destroyed, and he will never wake up.
Peng Wushu smiled evilly, and a bag suddenly appeared in his hand, that's right, this is the first stinky fart in the universe of the heavens that makes people frightened and annihilates the immortal Buddha.
Peng Wushu prepared a pair of nasal congestion and blocked his nose.
Be fully prepared to make sure you don't let yourself suffer.
At this time, Shangguan Yun felt more and more uncomfortable in his heart, and his heart gradually became panicked.
"It's so quiet, what the hell is that hateful man trying to do to me?" Shangguan Yun was panicked at this time.
At this time, Peng Wushu moved, he threw the first stinky fart of the Heavens Universe at Shangguan Yun, who was pretending to be dizzy, and the first stinky fart of the Heavens Universe crossed a graceful arc in midair, and then smashed it into Shangguan Yun's face.
?
"What's that? Something hit me in the face," Shangguan Yun wondered.
Syllable......
The first stinky fart in the heavens and universe exploded.
At this time, the whole world seemed to be alarmed, and there was a strange smell, so stinky that it made people doubt life spread from Shangguan Yun's face, it was really stinking to the earth.
"Wow! What is it! It stinks! Shangguan Yun finally couldn't stand it anymore, and finally covered his nose with his hand.
"I'll go! It stinks! Shangguan Yun felt that his nose was no longer sensational, and at this time, a stench that could make the heavens and the earth tremble was raging in his nasal cavity.
"You are shameless...... Shangguan Yun's head was completely dizzy, and he completely fainted.
At this time, the violent odor is continuing to spread, gradually getting out of control.
"It's not good...... Peng Wushu knows that something is wrong.
“? What is this, why is it so ugly? A few of them sniffed with their noses.
Uh-huh......
Immediately, several family members were immediately fainted.
The stench continues to spread.
"Hahaha, these are all good things, a lot of money" Yan Lingxue was like a fan of wealth at this time, constantly carrying the gold and silver treasures of the Shangguan family, and did not let go of any of them.
?
"What is this gas?" Flame Spirit Snow sniffed with her nose.
Uh-huh......
"It stinks!" Before he finished speaking, Flame Spirit Snow was also fainted by the stink and fell to the ground.
At this time, the entire Shangguan family was stinking, and no one could resist it, except for Peng Wuyi, who had already prepared.
"I'll go, I'm in trouble......" Peng Wushu looked at the stinky heavens and the first fart of the universe.
At this time, the stinky fart was still spreading, like a galloping stinky dragon, rushing to the entire scholarly city unscrupulously.
"No matter, the small treasury matters," Peng Wushu couldn't care so much.
Then he planned to look for Shangguan Yun to see if there was a key or something.
"Huh?" Peng Wushu found a very unique key from Shangguan Yun, who had completely fainted.
"Give it a try," Peng Wushu took the key and came to the boulder.
"The eyes are so spicy, these fart are spicy eyes," Peng Wushu was spicy to tears by the first fart of the heavens and universes.
"There's no keyhole...... Peng Wushu searched for it on the boulder.
At this time, his mind was constantly searching for the plots in a thousand novels, and according to this situation, there must be some mechanism in this boulder, but he has not yet discovered it.
Peng Wushu did not give up, and continued to look for the stone.
But after looking for a long time, there is no fart mechanism.
This mentality collapsed.
Peng Wudi is very angry now, very angry.
Impulsive!!!
Peng Wushu kicked the stone in anger.
Whoa, whoa......
The boulder shook for a moment, then slowly moved to the side.
?
Peng Wushu was a little confused.
"Holy, crooked?" Peng Wushu thought in his heart.
The boulder had moved to the side, and beneath the boulder was a one-meter-wide tunnel.
"It seems that Shangguan Yun didn't tell a lie, baby I'm here!" Peng was invincible and ecstatic.
Peng Wushu walked into the dark passage without saying a word.
This secret passage is not very long, and it comes to the end at once, and at the end of the dark passage is a huge door.
Peng Wushu glanced at it, and then inserted the key he had scavenged from Shangguan Yun's body.
With a click, the key entered the hole, and the door slowly opened.
As the door opened, the treasures inside were completely exposed to Peng Wudi's eyes.
"Wow......" Peng Wushu was stunned by the mountain of treasures in front of him.
"So many treasures, I've made a fortune......" Peng Wudi swallowed his saliva.
"I've made a fortune, I've really made a fortune, so many spirit stone pills, I'm Peng Invincible and I'm getting rich" Peng Invincible finally couldn't contain the ecstasy in his heart.
"So many pills, so many spirit stones, this Shangguan family is also rich, or is it that the family is so rich?" Peng Wudi suddenly found a business opportunity to make a quick fortune, although this business opportunity was a bit unethical.
Peng Wushu walked in front of the mountain of pills, and directly took out a bottle of lower-grade Qi Enhancement Pill, and gulped it towards his mouth.
"Drop Points +500"
"Drop Points +500"
Peng Wushu finished knocking bottle after bottle.
Partition~
Peng Wushu couldn't eat anymore, and his stomach was full.
"Yes, I have tens of thousands of points in my account all of a sudden, if I knock all these pills, then I have to have millions of points......" Peng Wudi's face gradually turned into a chrysanthemum with a smile.
"Take it all away" Peng Wushu opened the king's treasure, and then all the pills in the entire secret room were taken into his pocket.
"Cool, I'm going to become a rich man so soon, or I'll just rob it" The points of this white flower came too quickly, which made him a little addicted.
Immediately, Peng Wushu walked out of the secret room satisfied, and his walking posture was extremely arrogant.
How beautiful the sky is at this time, how wonderful the earth is at this time, and the world is full of love~
"This is a good person with a good reward," Peng Wushu smiled, and he couldn't close his mouth.
Peng Wushu is very happy now, but at this time, the residents of the entire Scholar City are not happy.
The terrifying and stinking Heavenly Universe Invincible First Fart is wantonly ravaging the residents of Scholar City.
"Run! That stinky fart is here, everyone run......" At this time, the entire Scholarly City was in chaos.
"What should I do, Lingxue and his father, that terrible stinky fart is coming, what should I do, should we run" Lingxue, who was waiting for Peng Wuxian at this time, was full of anxiety.
Everywhere the stinky fart goes, the gods and Buddhas are all destroyed, and there are countless civilians who are stunned.
The stinky fart has already attacked Lingxue's parents.
"Son, daddy......" The woman looked anxiously at the middle-aged man.
"We can't run! We can't leave Lingxue behind, and if Lingxue dies, then I don't want to live anymore! The middle-aged man clenched his fists and closed his teeth.
Lingxue's father ...... "The woman also seemed to understand what to write.
Ling Xue's father looked fearlessly at the first fart of the heavens and universe that attacked.
"I'm sorry...... Lingxue ...... It's my father who is incompetent, and he can't protect you well, I'm sorry......" Lingxue's father was full of self-blame at this time.
The first fart of the Heavenly Universe spread towards Lingxue's parents, just like a fierce beast, as if they were going to swallow Lingxue's parents together.
"King Kong glass glass!"
Just when the first fart of the Heavenly Universe was about to swallow Ling Xue's parents, at this time, a Daoist monk appeared.
"King Kong glass glass for me!" Haifa let out a loud shout and threw the diamond glass glass in his hand into the air.
"There is no Amitabha Buddha in the south, there is no Amitabha Buddha in the south," Haifa kept chanting the scriptures.
Swish!
With a smack of King Kong glass, the golden light was revealed, and the glass mouth was aimed at the invincible first fart of the heavens and universes.
Immediately, the glass mouth seemed to be like a black hole, sucking all the first farts of the heavens and universes of the entire Scholar City into the glass.
King Kong glass glass seemed to tremble at this time, as if it was stinking.
Haifa summoned the Vajra glass back into the palm of his hand.
"Are you all right?" Haifa asked Lingxue's parents with a kind face.
"I didn't ...... It's okay," Lingxue's parents were hesitant, obviously blinded by Haifa's dazzling operation just now.