The reason why Lu Ye is called Lu Ye, I simply thought it was because he drove a Land Rover, but it was not.

It took more than two months for Lu Ye to drive a Land Rover from their hometown Luoyang all the way to Beijing, starting from Luoyang, passing through Lankao, passing through Shangqiu, to Zaozhuang, and finally arriving in Rizhao. He felt that something was not right. The map said that if you come out of Luoyang and go straight, you can get to Beijing City, Lu Ye stood on the beach and looked at the sun, thinking in his heart that he was going straight ahead, why didn't he go to Beijing City?

Others asked Lu Ye to go straight to the north, but he went straight to the east for others, Lu Ye didn't know the southeast and northwest, and he was very arrogant and didn't look at the street signs.

Maybe in Lu Ye's heart, the earth is always round.

Later, Lu Ye returned to Lankao from Rizhao, called three or five local snake night markets to eat skewers, drink liquor, drink wine and eat, and lived in the bathing center in the middle of the night, a buddy was poisoned by alcohol, vomited in someone's bathing center, and vomited out a scarf on his neck, so scared that Lu Ye wore a bathrobe in the bathing center in the middle of the night, called 120, and went to the People's Hospital in Lankao for infusion.

Lu Ye sat at the door of the pharmacy, chatted with the little girl on duty inside, and bought drinks for the little girl. The little girl glanced at Lu Ye's up and down dress, the bathrobe in the bathing center, the slippers in the bathing center, and a few friends who talked and drank and drank when they spoke, and a brother who was sent in by alcohol poisoning, the little girl didn't think that Lu Ye was a good person, and the girl didn't drink a sip of water one night, so she didn't dare to touch the bottle of drink at all.

Later, when Lu Ye arrived in Shijiazhuang, he drank too much in the middle of the night, broke his mouth with a beer bottle, bleeding in his mouth, carrying Nongfu Spring in his hand, and wiping the car with the paper towel on the barbecue stall and Nongfu Spring, and muttering while wiping the car, "If Liao sees my stolen car, he will have to scold me!" ”

The big and small anecdotes on the way to Beijing are enough to write a novel, and along the way, Lu Ye told people that he was going to the capital to find Miss Liao, and Lu Ye's brothers told Miss Liao about it, and they made a bet that they didn't believe that Lu Ye could enter the capital within a month.

Sure enough, Lu Ye walked slowly on the road for two months. When he set off, he only heard that Miss Liao's third aunt introduced a man to Miss Liao, and when he arrived in the capital, Miss Liao not only established a relationship with this man, but also accompanied this man to collect the room, and saw that the next step was to decorate, get married, and move in!

Lu Ye scolded and scolded Miss Liao's third aunt's unreliability, and counted Miss Liao's foolishness, he poked the table and asked Miss Liao, "The hospital said that your father is running out of time, are you filial to your father if you find someone to marry in such a hurry?" Foolish! If you are unhappy in the future, your dad will feel that he has hurt you. ”

Miss Liao poured beer for Lu Ye very calmly, "You haven't even seen anyone yet!" ”

Lu Ye sneered, "Do you still need to see it?" Who can your third aunt introduce to you, I still don't understand? Over the years, your third aunt has found a doctor in a small third-tier city, and she thinks that her precious daughter is amazing, and the doctor who can't do anything wants him to have a use? I told him to keep an eye on the kidney, there is a suitable kidney replacement for your father, do you know how people talk back to me? ”

"When have you ever looked for my brother-in-law?" Miss Liao's brows tightened together.

Lu Ye felt that he was about to say the wrong thing, and he didn't answer Miss Liao's question, and went straight down, "The old gentleman said to me, 'Oh, our hospital is strictly managed, I can't lose my future just to collect your eighteen thousand...... 'Take care of a strict fart, stuff some money for the doctor, and give priority to finding a kidney source This unspoken rule is about to become a clear rule in the hospital, and it is as grinding and chirping as a woman! No matter how good your third aunt's taste is, it can't be as good as her son-in-law's virtue, what kind of bear can she introduce to you, I can figure it out with my toes! ”

Miss Liao was silent, Master Lu was not rough, Miss Liao really wanted to pass the rest of her life casually in order to satisfy one of her father's wishes. When Lu Ye saw that Miss Liao didn't speak, he knew that what he said was all right, "I can make this man dare not come to you from now on, do you believe it?" ”

Miss Liao asked Lu Ye, "Do you think this is interesting?" ”

"There is ......" Lu Ye lifted Erlang's legs and leaned on the back of the chair, "This kind of thing is the most interesting!" ”

"What are you talking about?" A strange man's voice came from behind, this voice was not low, it was a little sharp in the male voice, it sounded like a slut, coupled with Lu Ye's momentum just now, I looked at this man and felt unpleasant, not pleasing anywhere. The man walked to Miss Liao's side, and without saying a word, he put his arms around Miss Liao and put on an intimate look, "Wait, are you in a hurry?" ”

I got goosebumps all over my body, and I rubbed my arm with my hand, feeling that the whole person was not lightly affected.

I don't know if it's a preconceived relationship, I don't like this person in particular. Knowing that it was Miss Liao who invited her friends to dinner, she didn't greet us when she arrived at the place, so she showed her affection to Miss Liao first, and Miss Liao had to say to him, "This is my friend, Lu Ye and Li Pei." ”

The man actually said "um", like an uncle.

Miss Liao said, "Let's order it first, and then we won't be able to go on it for a while?" ”

The man asked Miss Liao, "Did you order any wine?" ”

Miss Liao shook her head, and the man said to the waiter, "Waiter, come with a bottle of two pots." ”

We all set our eyes on this man, but this man was able to order his own wine as if no one was around, I thought he was going to drink with Lu Ye at first, but the waiter brought the wine, he poured himself a glass, and then took a sip. The man was probably thirsty, drank some wine to moisten his throat, and after drinking, he looked at me and Lu Ye and said, "You're welcome, it's all your own people!" I haven't seen Xiao Liao's friends before......" he said and stood up, took out his business card from his pocket and handed it to me and Lu Ye, this person is the editor of Sina backstage, "This is the business card I used before, and I haven't had time to print a new one!" ”

I casually asked, "So where are you going to be in high school now?" ”

The editor said, "I feel that Sina has no future, so I want to come out and do it myself!" ”

Lu Ye asked, "In this era, don't you have the courage to come out and do it yourself, you have to have a way and a background, right?" ”

The editor said magnificently, "Isn't Xiao Liao planning?" There are many people who know each other in this area, and the two of us are thinking about how to get a company in the future, and we can make a lot of money by taking on the job! I didn't ask, what do you do? ”

Lu Ye said, "Fool around, gnaw at the old!" ”

The editor frowned, and immediately had a displeased expression on his face, first glanced at Miss Liao, and then pursed his lips, estimating that this meant that a person like Miss Liao, how could there be an old man in the circle of friends? But the editor didn't say this to Lu Ye, and when he looked at Lu Ye's face, the blind man also knew that this master was not easy to mess with. Miss Liao pretended not to hear their conversation, put the slices of meat that had just come up into the pot, then poured a cup of sour plum soup, sipped the cup and stared at the drink, pretending that Lu Ye and the editor did not exist. The editor glanced at Miss Liao and took her sour plum soup from her hand, "I'm almost dying of thirst all the way here!" When is this Beijing, and it's still so hot! ”

I stared at the cup in his hand, and felt that Miss Liao had really cultivated herself over the years, and if it was before, she might have beaten this man to death - Miss Liao is a person with a habit of cleanliness! Miss Liao watched him take his own cup, didn't say anything, raised her hand and waited, and said, "Take another cup!" ”

"What are you doing with the cup?" The editor asked, "No need! After he finished speaking to the waiter, he said to Miss Liao, "Why don't we just use a cup?" ”

I thought that Miss Liao would have to quit sour plum soup in the future.

Miss Liao glanced at the editor, she estimated that if she didn't say a word at this time, Lu Ye might flip the table over there, so she smiled and nodded, ate from beginning to end, and never touched the sour plum soup again. That's it, Miss Liao is a person who loves sesame sauce, and life is incomplete for her if she eats shabu without sesame sauce. And this editor is a southerner, mahjong is at most playing, not eating, he wants a dish of garlic sesame oil, and eats the northern shabu into a hot pot in Bashu, he watched Miss Liao eat with sesame sauce, so he fished a piece of meat from the pot, and then soaked it in his own oil bowl, "Bar chir" was thrown in front of Miss Liao, "Do you taste the sesame oil garlic is a lot more delicious?" ”

Miss Liao looked at the piece of meat, slowly put down her chopsticks, looked at the editor and said, "I'm full!" ”

The editor was slightly dissatisfied, "Why are you full without much food?" ”

"Yes," Miss Liao nodded, looking like the old lady didn't even bother to quarrel with you, "I haven't eaten much at night lately, so I'm full without much food!" After she finished speaking, she looked at Lu Ye, "You are a guest, you came from afar, it is not easy to come to Beijing, you eat more!" The overtone is: Eat more, don't talk!

The editor scooped up the pot on his side, but couldn't find anything, and stretched out the chopsticks in front of me to fish for an endless stream, and the chopsticks stuffed into his mouth were stirred in the shabu-shabu soup, which made me lose my appetite, so I had to put down the chopsticks and watch the remaining two men eat. Lu Ye can't help but have this breath in his heart, if Miss Liao is bullied by others, then he can go to that person to take a breath, but in this battle, Miss Liao is clearly bullying herself, which makes Lu Ye lose his temper, he can only sulk with himself.

It was the weirdest meal I've ever had in my life, the atmosphere at the dinner was as silent as if the four of us were sitting together at the same table, no conversation, no laughter, and in the end even the basic greetings disappeared, leaving only the editor alone to stir up a pot of soup, not counting all the dishes on the table, and asking the waiter to add a few dishes for us to watch him eat!

As the dinner drew to a close, Miss Liao said that she was ready to check out, right? The editor immediately said that he was going to the bathroom, and then he didn't come out for more than ten minutes when he went in.

Lu Ye took out the wallet from his pocket, took out the money and threw it on the table, then patted the table and said to Miss Liao, "I am really not surprised at all by this person's virtue!" and your third aunt have a cowardice......"