Chapter 298: Liu Yu's Commentary Time (Part II)
In fact, the football game is very difficult to explain, first of all, because it is boring, he is not like a basketball game to score so many goals in a game, a football game can score seven or eight that is a lot, many times a goal is not scored.
There is also a football game that requires a lot of professional knowledge, and the commentator must have a certain understanding of this, otherwise it is good not to talk about the commentary game, and it is good not to make a particularly big joke.
Of course, Liu Yu is a different matter, he is different from ordinary people, ordinary people have nothing to say, but Liu Yu is full of wealth.
The words are not very good, don't be surprised, anyway, it means that Liu Yu's stomach is full of ink, you know, Liu Yu is from the previous life, there are a lot of words, especially the classic quotations that are not in this life but have them in the previous life.
Of course, there are many reasons why Liu Yu can perform so well, such as Liu Yu is a football player, although this is not his main event, but that is enough.
Liu Yu has long been familiar with the rules, so he can tell a rough idea when he looks at the game.
To sum up, if Liu Yu can't become an excellent commentator in this world, then no one in this world can become!
Sure enough, at the beginning of the second half, Liu Yu began to make big moves.
"This year's scheduling of the Olympics as the month of university examinations is another earth-shattering conspiracy by the European and American powers in a vain attempt to increase the failure rate of college students, undermine the self-confidence of a generation, and hinder China's development. It is hoped that university teachers will put the interests of the country first, distinguish between right and wrong, and give points as appropriate. ”
Of course, these words are not Liu Yu's original, because I still remember that this is a sentence from the 2014 World Cup, but at the beginning it was about the World Cup, anyway, the time of this Olympic Games and the World Cup is about the same, because it was simply adjusted!
Of course, it's only 2012 now, so no one knows the source of this sentence, at least these fans think it's Liu Yu's original.
"Liu Yu's words are really funny, although it feels like a joke, but the more he reads it, the more it makes sense, this is definitely a classic quotation."
"I want to call my son's homeroom teacher for what Liu Yu said, he has been watching the game with me for the past two nights, this is definitely a conspiracy!"
"I said that Liu Yu can be a commentator, and this commentary is more interesting than others!"
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Everyone was stunned by Liu Yu's words, only Liu Yu still felt that it was not enjoyable, so he continued to brew!
"At night, we sit comfortably on the ground, nibbling on chicken feet and drinking cold beer, and there are always more than 20 multimillionaires on TV, sweating, desperately fighting, tired and playing football for us, we feel very happy and satisfied!"
This ridicule of the players has resonated with many fans, and it may seem like some nonsense at first, but it seems to make sense after careful consideration.
"It's over, I've been intoxicated by Liu Yu's art, I decided that as long as there is Liu Yu's explanation in the future, I will not go to the scene, I would rather sit in front of the TV and listen to Liu Yu's explanation than go to the scene to feel the atmosphere!"
"Looking forward to Liu Yu explaining a few words, just make up a classic quotation, let's observe it carefully when the time comes!!"
"What you said upstairs is so right, Liu Yu will say a few more words!"
I don't know if Liu Yu heard the words of these people, and he started his own pretending B mode again.
Because the time difference between London and Peijing is eight hours, which means that China is still in the early hours of the morning, Liu Yu suddenly had a very classic sentence in his mind: The Olympics told women a truth: it turns out that men can get up in the middle of the night to change the baby's diaper, and they can get up early in the morning to buy breakfast for their wives? There is also a way to go home early for meals, and there is also a way to chat with you at night without being sleepy, and after half a lifetime, I found that I was not even as good as a ball!
This sentence is more charming than before, and some people can't even understand it for a while.
But there are still fans who can decipher it.
"This sentence is in my heart, it seems that after so many years, it is really not as good as a ball, hahaha~"
"Liu Yu is a role model for us men, and his speech almost represents our concept, which is amazing!"
"If someone tells me now that I don't believe in the world football, how can there be such a commentator in the world!!"
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The fans' evaluation of Liu Yu is not ordinarily high, many people were originally his fans, but now they are even more crazy, in fact, there is no way, who called Liu Yu so perfect!!
Of course, this is not over, there are still a lot of words for Liu Yu of the Dutch team, he still remembers the evaluation of the Dutch team by Dong Lu in the World Cup in one or four years, because he found that the scene of this game seems to be very similar to that one, judging from the performance in the first half, although the Dutch team has been occupying the initiative, it has not been able to score for a long time!!
Then since this is the case, Liu Yu is not welcome.
"A hard-fought battle to reach the last eight, that night, Robben's dream was full of opponents' legs, Sneijder's dream was full of goalposts and crossbars, Van Persie's dream was full of linesman's flags, and Van Gaal's dream was full of Krul's ......"
The audience of the TV station was blinded, not to mention the fans, and began to target this game?
But this description is also accurate!
It's accurate to get home, and it's fair to say that there's nothing better than this overview of the game.
"Robben's dream is full of legs, this is really funny, but this is also the truth, today Robben is too injured to play at all, as long as he gets the ball, the Chilean player is a foul, even if Robben's speed is fast, it can't be highlighted."
"I think Sneijder's dreams are all about the goalposts, you see she's hit five or six times today, and half of the time she hits the goalposts, and she's probably depressed."
"Yes, yes, that kick just now was in the small penalty area, and I also admire that it can hit the goalpost like this, haha!"
"Van Persie, this guy is also such a wave, he has already been offside three or four times in the first half alone, if he is not given a chance, no one can score! Besides, the ball just now was not offside at all, and the referee blew away such a good opportunity. ”
"There are only a few players over the age of 23 in the Dutch team, and they can't play!"
No one expected Liu Yu's explanation to be so perfect, this has reached the highest level you said, all the people who came to see the commentary interacted with it, such an explanation must be regarded as a success.
Is it over, the game is not over, of course the commentary cannot be finished, due to Dong Lu's unexpected departure, the commentary room was completely dominated by Liu Yu alone!
(End of chapter)