"Hahaha!" Ignoring the voice sent by the other party, Xie Lang leaned on the motorcycle and laughed out loud.

"Ding!"

At this time, the system message came.

"Player, you released a beautiful pigeon, which simply created a new mission mode for villains, and you are the ancestor of the obscene villain!"

"The system hereby rewards you with the glorious title of "Bet Orphan Life", as well as an additional 5 rank points! Your current rank: Dishonored Black Iron 2, 98 points. ”

"Bet on the Orphan" Passive Effect: If the player carries this title, it will not only increase your hand speed, but also increase the player's personal ability to resist hits by an additional 10%.

Hearing the reward of the system, Xie Lang was not happy on the spot.

Doing things, the system is doing things again.

You tattooed three big characters on Lao Tzu's forehead, what is the meaning of "Note Lonely Life"?

Is it because I'm afraid that others won't know that I'm a straight man of steel?

"Cancel, cancel the title for me immediately, even if it can improve hand speed and resistance to hits, I don't want it."

Xie Lang decisively canceled the title of carrying.

Then, he clearly saw the words "Note Gusheng" on his forehead from the glass window at the entrance of the mall, and disappeared.

"That's pretty much it, hehe..."

Xie Lang smiled obscenely, seeing that the points had reached 98, he planned to rush for another wave of points and improve his rank as soon as possible.

When he came to Donghai No. 1 Primary School, Xie Lang parked his motorcycle at the door and walked in with his head held high.

Seeing that it was not yet time for the end of school, the old man of the doorman immediately came out to block Xie Lang's way, "This parent, there is still half an hour before class ends, the school rules are not yet the end of school, parents are not allowed to pick up their children, you just wait at the door." ”

What?

What's the situation?

Lao Tzu is a parent?

it!!

This is the red luoluo of my personality, as well as the flesh. Trampling and insulting of body, soul and self-esteem!

"Old man... Ahem... Uncle, you look carefully and clearly, I am only 23 years old this year, how can I be the parent of the child? ”

"Hehe, you guys are really not ashamed, I see that you are in your thirties, you said you are only 23 years old? You're a liar. ”

What the!?

The dead old man is very bad, and he actually said that Lao Tzu is a man in his 30s?

"Uncle, can you touch your conscience and say, have you ever seen a handsome guy in his 30s who still has white and tender skin like me??"

Xie Lang pinched his face, as if he could pinch out the water.

"You're not thirty? Okay, take out your ID and I'll see! ”

A soldier can be killed, but not humiliated.

Xie Lang immediately took out his ID card from his pocket, handed it to the doorman very happily, and said, "Uncle, you can see clearly, you can take a good look, I have been here for a few years." ”

"Ah, Xie Lang? The name is so familiar, I think I've heard it somewhere..."

The uncle thought about it for a long time, but he didn't think about it, he took Xie Lang's ID card, looked at the ID card on the left, and looked at Xie Lang on the right, as if he was talking to himself on the side, the young people nowadays are really precocious.

Of course Xie Lang heard it, and smiled at the uncle, revealing an MMP smile in his expression.

"Well, since you're not a parent, why did you come to our school? I don't think you're a good person, and I'll be honest, are you here to blackmail elementary school students? ”

Wronged.

I'm obviously here to supervise the serious study of elementary school students, how can I blackmail them?

Also, Do I look like a bad guy?

"How is it possible, uncle, I'm a new intern physical education teacher at the school, so I'm not late for the first day of class today."

Xie Lang is a very bad kid, and in order to be a complete villain, he does not hesitate to pretend to be a primary school intern physical education teacher.

"Trainee PE teacher??"

"Boy, don't lie to uncle, I know all the teachers in school, but you and I haven't seen it at all, although I don't read much, uncle, don't lie to me."

Xie Lang looked at him with righteous and awe-inspiring eyes, and said in a loud voice, "Uncle, you can insult me for being 30 years old, and you can also prevent me from entering the campus, but you must not say that I lied to you!" ”

"My mother told me since I was a child that you must be kind, so I have listened to my mother since I was a child, and I have never deceived anyone, you look at my eyes, do you think this is like a pair of eyes that will deceive people?"

Xie Lang blinked innocently.

Look, look, what a pair of clear and bright and yet innocent eyes this is.

What a pure and upright BOY this is!

"Uh......"

The old man was stunned by Xie Lang all of a sudden, and stumbled: "But our school is not bad for physical education teachers, you look at your 23-year-old physique, teaching physical education, you can't do it." ”

"What! Uncle, do you look down on me? What happened to me at 23? Uncle, do you know what it means that people cannot be looked at, and the sea water cannot be measured? UZI is seventeen years old and holds the League of Legends World Runner-up; IG's ADC player JKL won the world championship at the age of seventeen; Lee Sang-hyuk, have you heard of the faker big demon king? Since the debut of League of Legends S3, he has three world championships, and he is the same year as me, I am 23 years old and a physical education teacher, why can't I? ”

Xie Lang just finished pulling the calf seriously, and then looked at his identity, and almost cried again.

The eldest man is familiar with the names of these people mentioned by Xie Lang, because he has also heard his grandson mention it.

But the uncle changed his words and said: "Without a certificate from the principal, even if your father is the director of the Education Bureau, he still has to abide by the rules." ”

After speaking, the uncle decisively closed the door and locked Xie Lang out of the door.

Burst.

Seeing this, Xie Lang was so angry that he almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

In particular, if you had been so strict a few years earlier, Lao Tzu would not have been beaten by students from other schools often in his early years.

"Hey!"

Xie Lang was helpless, he wanted to go to the elementary school to bully the elementary school students and complete the task, but he didn't expect to be stopped outside the school gate.

"Xie Lang, if you have such ability, will you bully elementary school students??"

Walking on the road, Xie Lang kicked the small stone angrily, and with a "ding" sound, the stone just smashed on the head of a bald head in front of him.

Bite!

"Player, you're kicking rocks in the streets? It's really a lack of morality, and your undisciplined behavior has brought you a reward of 10 rank points! ”

"Player, you have reached 108 points, do you want to take the task of the promotion match?"

it... the groove.

What is this called?

Yes, yes, there is no intention to plant flowers and flowers, and there is no intention to plant willows and willows!

I didn't expect to kick a stone, which kicked out of the qualifiers?

Hahaha, cool.

"Take the task!"

"Ding!"

"The player has successfully received the promotion mission, and your promotion mission - please start a live broadcast of PUBG, complete a kill teammate mission within three hours, and become a headache for the villain player in the hearts of your teammates, and you can advance."

What?

What's the situation?

Want to start a live stream and kill a teammate in PUBG?

Xie Lang listened to the promotion task given by the system, and the whole person was confused.