I was stunned by Zhao Ye's question, I don't know what the three words "what about you" refer to, does he really not know my careful thoughts, or is he pretending to be confused? In the end, I set a trap for him to trap him into my trap; Or did he dig a hole for me, just wait for me to jump down and shovel some dirt to bury me?

I was on the phone for a long time, and then I started to say, "I'm only 18 years old, what's the hurry?" After saying that, I was afraid that Zhao Ye would say something that would make me unable to finish the show, so I would leak my thoughts, so I was in a hurry to divert the topic, "I said twice that I wanted to introduce you to someone, but both times it didn't go well, and it made me a little embarrassed, I'm really embarrassed." ”

Zhao Ye asked me, "What should I do then?" ”

"Huh?" I scratched my head and thought about it for a long time, the poor lady's face has been lingering in my mind, I have been thinking about this matter since just now, but because the poor lady is Miss Liao's cousin, I feel a little difficult to start. What's more, the poor lady has a delicate and deceitful face, and she covered it up a little when she met for the first time, maybe Zhao Ye thought she was not bad, and the two of them became again, whether I was happy or not was a trivial matter, and the girlfriend relationship between my mother and Aunt Li for many years was ruined in the hands of my daughter.

I didn't reply for a long time, so Zhao Ye picked up his words, "Then ...... Let's have a meal together, right? ”

I quickly said, "Okay! I invite you! ”

Zhao Ye laughed on the other end of the phone, "Just let me finish the meal quietly." ”

I accepted it when I saw it, and I responded with a "good". Zhao Ye and I made an appointment to meet at a Yunnan restaurant in Deshengmenli, not far from Houhai, and the time was set for this Friday night, because he was worried that my return would be too late and affect my work the next day. I told Jin Shao about this, and Jin Shao sent WeChat condolences, "What do you mean it's too late to go back??? ”

I asked Jin Shao, "What now?" ”

Jin Shao said, "Go to Miss Liao to match you with a dress, go out and put on a little light makeup, and eat a spicy chicken leg burger set meal to pad your stomach before you go to dinner!" ”

I asked Jin Shao, "Why do you want to eat a burger first?" I've been coveting Yunnan cuisine for a long time, so I'm waiting to eat milk fan, baba, ganba and lemon fish! ”

Jin Shao said: "Do you know what is wrong with you?" ”

I asked, "What?" ”

Jin Shao said: "When I saw the food, I didn't even recognize my mother!" You passed without eating, and you were left with nothing left to eat Hesse, and he was speechless and choked. ”

I said, "I originally loved to eat, in order to cater to a man, and then I became a person who was full every day when I absorbed the light of the sun and the moon. Then what do I want to marry him, is it to be affectionate and full of water, or is it beautiful and delicious! ”

Jin Shao said: "Now it's not a matter of eating, it's a matter of attitude!" Your male god asked you to eat, and you really went to eat? As soon as the meal comes up, you must have rolled up your sleeves, thrown off your arms and plunged into the meat you love, is the meat your male god, or the man? Judging from the current situation, your male god should be a little interesting to you, and he wants to test the possibilities of the two of you. The results are ...... You can introduce him to a girlfriend, and he still looks better than him. After eating, if he says he wants to walk, you must be either too sleepy after eating, or too tired with high heels, and one more step can kill you! People think about it, he is the king of Xiang has a dream, the goddess has no intention, if it is really a sa to chase up, the cost performance is too low, there is that time, there is that energy, so I will chase the goddess, who is dead on a female man? ”

After reading a paragraph of Jin Shao's words, my whole person was a little crazy, what is called chasing me is to make me cost-effective, I asked Jin Shao, "No one teaches you how to chat with people!" ”

Jin Shao's sentence "My mother died early" blocked me back, and he had to say to him, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to!" ”

Jin Shaoyi said rhetorically, "Pay attention next time!" Now go to Miss Liao to help you buy clothes. ”

I asked Jin Shao, "Why?" ”

Jin Shao said, "According to the survey, there is no difference between women going out in pajamas and running naked!" ”

I asked Jin Shao, "When have I ever gone out in my pajamas?" ”

Jin Shao said, "Clothes without a waistline are collectively called pajamas!" ”

I knocked on Miss Liao's door with my mobile phone, and when I heard her say "enter", I carefully pushed the door open, and then carefully closed it when I entered the room, Miss Liao was tapping on her computer keyboard with her back to me, and asked me, "Are you a thief?" ”

I said, "I'll talk to you about something." ”

Miss Liao said: "I don't have any opinion on the matter of Konnie, you can ask her directly!" But that goblin, eighty percent can hook your Zhao Ye away, men like this kind of goblin with big breasts, warped buttocks, small light makeup, innocent face, and pointed chin. ”

"Konnie?" I pondered for a moment, Kenny should be the poor young lady outside the door, and when I heard that Miss Liao's thoughts were the same as mine, I asked casually, "Can it be broken?" ”

Miss Liao's fingers moved off the keyboard, tapping on the desktop, making a rhythmic sound of "da-da-da", and it took a long time before she stopped, turned her head to look at me, "Take her to Jin Shao's bar and go on a blind date with Zhao Ye!" ”

I was puzzled and asked, "Why?" ”

Miss Liao said: "You Jin Shao is a green tea control, and Keni has a green tea face!" Hit it off. ”

I felt that Miss Liao's evaluation of Jin Shao was quite accurate, so I quickly asked, "What about Zhao Ye?" What kind of man is it? ”

Miss Liao propped her arms on the table and put her hand against her chin for a long time, "I always feel like a gay, but you are a woman, you can hold it, it is a good match......"

I said, "That doesn't sound like a good word at all!" ”

Miss Liao said, "That's a good word." ”

I then remembered that I didn't come in to tell Miss Liao about it, "Zhao Ye asked me to have dinner on Friday." ”

Miss Liao asked, "You two?" ”

I nodded, "He said he would let him have a meal in peace, so I'm here to ask you what to pay attention to?" ”

Miss Liao thought about it, glanced at the mobile phone in my hand, and then said, "First block Jin Shao's phone and bring the text message into the blacklist, and set WeChat to be silent, QQ...... QQ just quit, it's useless! ”

Jin Shao and Miss Liao always thought that the other party should be fully responsible for my singleness so far, and I said to Miss Liao, "I will mute my phone, but I don't have the right clothes, can you help me match a dress that can go on a date?" ”

Miss Liao thought for a while, "You were wearing pajamas when you accompanied us to see Zhao Ye before, but now that the two of you have gone to dinner, you are suddenly dressed very formally, will it be too obvious?" ”

I opened my mouth, feeling that Miss Liao and Jin Shao should go do DNA to see if they were twin siblings who had been separated since birth! Without waiting for me to speak, Miss Liao shook her head and continued, "If this Zhao Ye is interesting to you and finds that you are dressed more formally when you attend the date between the two of you, you may be happy." After she finished speaking, she walked to the edge of her wardrobe, opened the sliding door on the wardrobe, looked at the clothes hanging inside, and pulled out an orange dress and threw it in front of me, "I bought it back and found that I looked very tender when I wore it, so I can wear it for you!" ”

"Thank you!" I pulled the dress into my arms and asked, "Do I want to put on makeup?" ”

Miss Liao turned her face to look at me, "Just put on a foundation, apply eye makeup, and find a pink lip gloss, don't be too deliberate!" I'll send you a tutorial on nude makeup on WeChat in a while, it's not that difficult. ”

I looked at Miss Liao innocently, "But I don't have anything to make." ”

Miss Liao nodded and pointed at me with her finger, "You really came here to be a thief," she opened her drawer after speaking, there were more than a dozen kinds of foundation, several eyeshadow palettes, hundreds of lipsticks, and all kinds of bottles and cans that I had seen, had never seen, known, and didn't know, picked up one and asked Miss Liao, "What is this?" ”

Miss Liao said, "You can't use the primer!" ”

I asked Ms. Liao, "Is the primer just BB cream?" ”

Miss Liao immediately glared at me, with an expression of "don't talk to me", and quickly pulled out a bunch of bottles and cans from her drawer, and there were words in her mouth, "Give the foundation a cheap one...... If you choose a pink and brown eyeshadow, it is more lethal to men...... If you take mascara, your hand won't have the effect of a fly's leg......" Anyway, she babbled a bunch of words that I didn't understand, and finally pushed the bottles and cans she picked up in front of me, "That's all!" If you practice more in the past two days, you will be able to become more natural on Friday. ”

Miss Liao's idea is just a particularly beautiful vision, on Friday afternoon I was in a hurry to rush out of the office to the edge of the second ring road, Lao Chen suddenly called out to me, I turned my face to look at him, and subconsciously said, "I don't work overtime!" I've got something to do! ”

Lao Chen asked me, "Are you going on a blind date?" ”

I was embarrassed for a moment and dragged out my tone, "Just go and have dinner with someone!" ”

"I'll give you a suggestion!" Lao Chen looked at my expression very solemnly, and when he saw me nodding, he said to me seriously, "Go and take off your makeup!" ”

I glanced at Xiao Zheng, who nodded; I glanced at Zhang Shentong again, and Zhang Shentong nodded. My mood for going to the appointment suddenly became heavier than going to the grave. Lao Chen said that there is hand sanitizer in the office, Xiao Zheng said that he still has dish soap, and Zhang Shentong told me that he has hand cream there and can be used as a lotion!

At that moment, I was even in the mood to wash my face with the toilet cleaner! But after removing my makeup and washing my face, I feel down-to-earth, and I don't have to worry about whether today's makeup is not well drawn, whether the eyebrows on both sides are high and low, and whether the eyeliner is thick and thin? Don't worry about the crowds on the subway, whether you will get makeup.

I hurried to arrive, Zhao Ye sat in his seat and beckoned to me, my eyes wandered over his shoulder, and at three o'clock at his table, Jin Shaozheng was teasing the waiter with the menu!