As soon as he asked these words, the originally heroic little Taoist priest was immediately deflated. He stopped trying to stop a few more times, and finally sighed, and said dejectedly: "Ruoxue, I was just talking big. ”

Xu Ruoxue was furious when she heard this: "Husband, it's all like this, you still blow the conch loudly, it's true!" ”

was blamed by his wife, and Xiaodao's morale was so angry that his face turned red. But when he thought of the miraculous effect of "turning the world upside down", he swallowed the rebuttal that came to his mouth and swallowed it alive.

Xu Ruoxue is not a fool after all, she saw a few clues, and said: "Husband seems to have something unspeakable. You and I are dying, we are all waiting for this moment, and I don't know what my husband is worried about? ”

The little Taoist priest hesitated for a few moments, and finally took out the four from his arms, well, dog skin plaster: "Ruoxue, I met a master outside Lingyun Temple, and he gave this magic medicine." ”

"The god of this medicine, God is there, and he can turn Ruoxue into a man as a woman! Dare to ask in this world, what kind of disguise can be more wonderful than this? ”

Xu Ruoxue was overjoyed: "Really? If that were the case, even if I stood in front of that ghostly sorrow, he would not dare to recognize him. ”

Then she wondered, "Is this medicine really so magical?" Husband, this looks like a dog skin plaster, but it's not really a dog skin plaster. ”

At this time, the little Taoist priest could only grit his teeth and swear: "That person is a master in the Daomen. Taoism, there is always a bit of magic, if Xue believes me. ”

Xu Ruoxue naturally believed him.

After a few thoughtful glances at the little Taoist, Xu Ruoxue suddenly smiled: "I understand now, why did my husband refuse to say it just now." If this medicine can turn a woman into a man, it will naturally turn a man into a woman. ”

"Think about it, such a big man as my husband suddenly became a little woman. Haha, interesting, it's so interesting, it's so interesting! ”

The little Taoist priest's face immediately flushed!

The sky is bright.

After running the horses all night, the two were extremely tired. But even Xu Ruoxue, who was seriously injured and had not recovered, could only grit her teeth and insist.

Although the "reversal of the world" is magical, it will take two days to take effect. During this period, the two naturally had to find a safe place first.

When he was riding his horse slowly, suddenly a man suddenly burst out of a manor, and shouted: "Good horse! ”

This person appeared suddenly, Xu Ruoxue was distracted, and she couldn't even get back into it. Fortunately, the big dark horse is really good, and his own people stand up, and they can avoid a catastrophe.

Xu Ruoxue was furious, I'll go, I just met a madman who suddenly came out from behind a tree yesterday, and today I met a madman who suddenly came out from behind the door, and now the madman is dead?

Xu Ruoxue snorted angrily: "Look for death!" "The whip in his hand is about to be struck.

Unexpectedly, after glancing at the man, the two of them shouted at the same time: "It's you!" ”

At this time, the little Taoist priest arrived and shouted, "Hey, why are you again?" ”

This person is the same horse idiot!

This chance encounter, Xu Ruoxue was shocked, but the horse idiot was overjoyed. He hugged the horse's feet again with a "whoosh", looking at this frame, but he refused to let go.

Xu Ruoxue snorted coldly, and was about to beat the whip, but the little Taoist priest shouted: "Ruoxue is slow!" These two horses might as well be lent to this person and fed for a while. ”

Xu Ruoxue was angry when she heard it: "What did the husband say? Big black and rhubarb are what I have personally fed since I was a child, so how can I lend them to others? ”

The little Taoist priest whispered, "Ruoxue, you don't want to think about it, these two horses are too ostentatious. If we follow you and me, then no matter how we dress, we can be recognized at a glance. ”

There are few horses in Sichuan, not to mention, they are two high-headed horses, one black and one yellow, and the people who see them are naturally strange and will pay attention to them. In this way, what else is there to hide?

Xu Ruoxue naturally understood this truth, but she really wanted to lend the horse, but she still hesitated.

The little Taoist priest pointed to the continuous house and persuaded: "Ruoxue, this person is rich and wealthy, lend him the horse, don't worry about whether he will return it." Moreover, this person is so obsessed with BMW, he must take care of it. In this way, what else is Ruoxue worried about? ”

Xu Ruoxue had no choice but to turn over and dismount, and handed the reins of the horse: "Here, these two horses will lend you to feed for some time." If someone asks, say someone picked it up, and you pay for it. ”

The horse idiot was stunned for a moment, then screamed, hugged the horse's neck and kissed him a few times.

Look at the big black horse in his left hand and the big yellow horse in his right hand, without saying a word, he will take it and leave. Xu Ruoxue was really relieved, and chased after him and said, "Listen, this horse is just lent to you to feed, and I will come to fetch it in a while." I repeat, it's borrowing you, it's not giving it to you, it's borrowing, borrowing, you know? ”

The horse idiot waved his hand impatiently: "Understand, it's borrowing or giving." The horse had been running for a long time, and it had to be walked first. This good man, if you have time to go to my house to sit, you won't be with you first! ”

Seeing him lead the horse away, Xu Ruoxue was stunned and said: "Husband, how can I have a kind of meat bun beating a dog, and I have the feeling of going and not returning!" ”

The little Taoist priest was also not confident: "This, well, the so-called monk can't run the temple if he can run, Madame doesn't need to worry." ”

Xu Ruoxue looked at the continuous mansion, with a "clang" sound, the blood sea sword was unsheathed, and she said viciously: "If he dares not return my horse, hmph, I will burn his house and tie up his family!" ”

The little Taoist priest smiled bitterly!

Holding a big package in both hands, and carrying a big package behind his back, the little Taoist priest said "ouch", lay on the grass, and shouted bitterly: "I'll go, I've never been so tired in my life!" ”

Xu Ruoxue said apologetically: "It's hard work, husband, who told my husband not to let me share some." ”

The little Taoist priest waved his hand: "Ruoxue is still injured." By the way, is this place safe enough? ”

Xu Ruoxue said confidently: "The two of us climbed the mountain and crossed the river, ran so far around the east and west, and now we don't even need horses, and we have been tossing and turning in suspicious positions for most of the day, and finally found such a hidden valley." In this way, no matter how strong Ren is ability to see ghosts and worries, he will never find you and me within five or six days. ”

"Good!" The little Taoist priest clapped his hands and said: "Just watch it now, reverse the universe, and reverse the magic of yin and yang!" ”

The moon is in the middle of the sky.

The little Taoist priest came to a cave, thought about it, picked up a stone and threw it in.

In the cave, Xu Ruoxue's voice came out: "Heh, is it the husband?" ”

This voice, soft and a little hoarse, sounded very strange, and for a while people couldn't distinguish between men and women.

The little Taoist priest snorted heavily in a thick voice.

Xu Ruoxue said: "The husband's voice has also changed. This miracle of reversing yin and yang, Ruoxue was originally a little unbelieving, but now she believes it. ”

Listening to the little Taoist priest's silence, Xu Ruoxue smiled and said: "Husband, I think I'm embarrassed to speak, so just listen to Ruoxue." ”

"It's amazing to think about it, in another day, the husband will change from a big man to a little woman. Such a change, the husband is unwilling to come. Similarly, Ruoxue will also change from a little woman to a big man, is Ruoxue willing to change like this? ”

"Just now, Ruoxue stayed alone in the cave, thinking a lot and remembering a lot of things."

"When Ruoxue was one year old, her mother died of illness, and her father was very sad, hugged Ruoxue and cried bitterly, saying, but you are not a son!"

"When Ruoxue was three years old, she held a wooden sword and practiced sword with her senior brothers in the faction. Such a small person, but the sword is played like a look. When my father saw it, he said, "It's a pity that you are not a man!" ”

When Ruoxue was seven years old, her father married another wife in order to pass on the lineage. At that time, Ruoxue was very unhappy and locked herself in her room for a whole day. The father slashed open the door with his sword and said, "Well, how good it would be if you were a man!" ”

"When Ruoxue was thirteen years old, my father forced my younger brother to learn martial arts. He refused to do so, and his father pressed him with a stick to learn, but he couldn't teach him. Father had no choice but to give up, and sighed to Ruoxue, if you are a man, the next head of my Qingcheng Sword Sect must be you! Pity. ”

"When Ruoxue was sixteen years old, she won the first place in the sword school competition. All the elders sighed together, hey, if you are a man, my Qingcheng Sword Sect will not only dominate Sichuan and Shu, but will definitely be able to dominate the martial arts! ”

"Heh, since I was a child, if you are a man, Ruoxue doesn't know how many times you have heard it. After listening to it a lot, I hated that I was not a man. If I were a man, my father would have fewer regrets, and the Qingcheng Sword Sect would have a lot of hope. If I am a man, I will have a lot less constraints, and I will be able to be happy in martial arts, smile proudly in the rivers and lakes, and become the most dazzling one among countless legends of the rivers and lakes! ”

"Unfortunately, I'm not a man!"

Later, Sister Liu enlightened me, she said, the most beautiful thing in the world is a woman. Men are made of mud, dirty and smelly; But the woman is made of water, clear and soft. She also said that the rivers and lakes look good, but in fact they are just a quagmire. On the surface, it seems that there are flowers everywhere, but when you step into it, it is filthy, and you can eat it alive and die. ”

"Sister Liu said, I was born beautiful, if I can learn to be a woman, then I will be a peerless beauty. So, she taught me to make up, she taught me to play the piano, she taught me to draw, and she taught me a lot. After a long time, I feel that being a woman is actually very good, very good. ”

"But only now, I realized that I have never forgotten this sentence, but unfortunately, you are not a man! It turns out that in my heart, there has always been a dream hidden, that is, a dream that one day, I can leave everything behind, be happy and chic, and be a man! ”

"What if I were a man?"

"What would I do if I were a man?"

"Hehe, I'm suddenly looking forward to it!"

Another day later.

By the waterhole, the little Taoist priest sat dumbfounded.

He's got his makeup on.

Once, in the Rabbit Lane of Chongqing Mansion, Chun Erniang, the "second beauty of Chongqing Mansion", "pitied him" and taught him his "unique skills". He had used that stunt once, and vowed never to use it a second time.

But now, the little Taoist priest looked at the incense powder, lipstick and other things beside him, but he smiled bitterly.

Hey, he just wanted to put on makeup hastily, so that people wouldn't be able to see that it was a man at a glance. But who knew that this move was made, but he couldn't help it, and the more he changed, the more attentive he became.

As a result, once he was born and twice cooked, this time he was more beautiful than he was last time.

Look at the sky, it's not early, Xu Ruoxue should also be dressed up now.

At that moment, the little Taoist priest walked to the cave.

He was shy in his heart, and he was even more worried in his heart, but he couldn't help but feel a little more curious in his heart:

I wonder how ridiculous it will be when the man who has become a woman and the woman who has become a man say goodbye to each other.