Chapter 84: Calgas's solution
"Lord Priest, this vile brute, who wants to rob my woman, I apply to have a glorious battle with him Margora!
"Hmph, Fart, Sana has been my partner for a long time, Margora?
Izzy rubbed his temples, his headache splitting, it was difficult for a clean official to cut off family affairs, not to mention that he was not an official.
Margora is such a serious matter, these two idiots are used by the hell to "compete and recruit relatives"!
"What a noise!" Izzy roared and flicked his sword, the greatsword screeching into the ground between the two.
"You are all powerful and valuable warriors of the clan, and you can do whatever you want in a glorious duel that is not life or death! Get out of here! Pestle outside! Let the cold wind help you sober up!"
Izzy angrily reprimanded the two elite warriors, and decided to hold off for a while, how many times this happened, Izzy couldn't remember how many times this happened, he couldn't find a solution, he could only stabilize the situation first.
Meditating, Izzy gathered his thoughts.
Search for female exiles and let them join the clan?
After thinking about it, Izzy shook his head, this winter is terrifying, how many exiles can survive, no one knows, and it will be even more difficult for relatively weak female orcs to survive this winter, not to mention accepting outsiders indiscriminately, Izzy is not at ease, people eat people, exiles, no one can guarantee that they can't do anything.
Trying to pick up relatives from other clans?
No play, judging from Izzy's past experience in the two clans, other clans are also in short supply.
Rob, or simply annex other clans?
To be honest, Izzy is a little tempted, in Draenor with a big fist is a big reason, no one will say anything like this, and being able to replenish the population is simply the best of both worlds.
Izzy kept thinking about whether this method was feasible, and then gave up, the temperature was still a little cold, and it was not realistic to go on an expedition against other clans, not to mention that it was difficult to find those hidden small clans, and far water could not quench the thirst.
"Grab the Warsong Clan? Hehe! They don't come to rob the female orcs of the Broken Hand Clan, all of them are blessed by the ancestors. ”
Izzy was a little desperate, could he only watch the Broken Hand Clan end up fratricidal and fall apart because of this stupid problem?
"Hey!" with a long sigh, Izzy stepped out of the tent.
The two warriors were still staring at each other outside the door, as if they could kill each other with their eyes, and Izzy was angry when he saw it.
"Which orc has slept with any of you?"
The two raised their hands at the same time, and then looked at each other fiercely at the same time, and Izzy slapped his forehead hard, and he had a headache.
Izzy doesn't blame the female orc, different worlds, different worldviews, in the past, when they were slaves, in order to survive, it was not uncommon for female orcs to rely on their bodies in exchange for food, besides, men have needs, women are gone? Even if it is stable now, this is not something that can be changed.
"Go and invite her over, and I'll see which one of you the woman is going to choose?"
Saying that, the two of them left in a menacing manner.
Izzy sat on the stone in front of the tent, watching the sunset in the distance and sighing, as if no matter in that world, he was able to live a truly carefree and happy life when he was a child.
Izzy suddenly came to his senses: "Nima, I am only thirteen years old in this world!
It wasn't long before the two warriors came back dejected, looking like they had lost the battle, and Izzy couldn't understand what was going on.
"What's wrong with you?"
"No, nothing, we both gave up. ”
Feeling that something was wrong, Izzy continued to ask questions until one of the orcs said something.
"Sana is Chief Kargas's woman now!," the warrior howled.
"Poof!haha!" Izzy gritted his teeth and laughed angrily as he returned to his tent and drew his greatsword from the ground and charged straight to Calgas's dwelling.
The two warriors looked at each other and hurriedly followed.
"Bang!"
As soon as Izzy kicked open the door, he saw Kargas sitting on a blanket with a female orc, chatting about love.
"Why are your heads going to explode for this, why are you, the chief, causing trouble for me?" Izzy raised his sword with a "I'm going to kill you" expression on his face.
Kargas's face turned pale with fright, the tip of the sword slashed in front of his crotch, and then a slap forward, there was no "little Kargas" in this world
"Calm down, what do you want to do!" Kargas jumped to his feet, fist raised, and stood on guard.
The two fighters who followed closely behind also hugged Izzy.
"Don't be impulsive, Priest!"
Izzy didn't really lose his mind, and yelled:
"Get out of here, you two shits! He's the chief, you're going to be cowardly, what is the identity of the opponent who begs his wife, let me go!"
The two were ashamed of what Izzy said, and Izzy broke free from their shackles and said to Cagas:
"I don't care about this matter, you can do it yourself, I can make it clear to you, the soldiers in the clan have been beaten to the point because of these things, and the labor and management haven't slept well once a week, if you don't solve it, don't you want to leave the clan camp one step, just give me to deal with these trivial matters every day, what I usually do, you do what!"
As he spoke, Izzy slammed the door and left, leaving a bewildered Cagas at a loss, he looked at the two warriors and asked:
"What's wrong with our family's chief shaman?"
The two warriors recounted the incident with Kargas with a puzzled face, and the more they listened to him, the more ugly his face became.
Izzy returned to his tent, got a plank, and wrote in charcoal pen, "The matter of competing for a mate shall be decided by the chief, and no idler shall be allowed to enter if there is no important matter." ”
After writing and hanging outside, Izzy lay down on the blanket and fell asleep, he was really tired.
People are in a state of fatigue, and the quality of sleep will be relatively higher, but even so, Izzy still dreamed, he dreamed of Leah, dreamed of the night she slept with her, that night Leah became tender like water, the two enjoyed the joy of fish and water together, Wushan clouds and rain, it was simply an envy of mandarin ducks and not envy immortals.
Dreams are like this, about to reach the best time, Izzy woke up, for the first time in his life physiological characteristics came, this fact made Izzy very annoyed, and the common people said: "I think about it day and dream at night, and now even I have to worry about physical needs?"
Washing his pants, Izzy said that he didn't care, but he was still a little worried, and he washed up, and prepared to go and see how Kargas was doing.
Walking into the clan camp, Izzy saw Calgas, and he gathered all the Broken Hand orcs, and in the square, he was speaking loudly:
"Recently, I've heard that something very stupid has happened in the clan, many of you are hostile to each other because of the problem of getting a partner, and even more so, you are foolishly hoping that the young chief shaman of our clan will judge for you, am I right?
"Yes, chief, we want to be able to carry on our own offspring. ”
Kargas nodded at the earliest, and then roared:
"No, you don't want to pass on the lineage, you just can't stand the loneliness, you can't control the ugly things in your lower body, the clan is in the most difficult moment, but you want to kill your own compatriots for your own selfish desires!"
Kargas paused, looked at the many orc warriors who bowed their heads in shame, and continued:
"But everyone is right, they are all men, and it is normal to have needs, and I have no intention of holding you back, so now I invite these glorious female warriors to stand in front of the stage. ”
As he spoke, several female warriors with broken hands who looked extremely fierce walked up to the stage, some of them were blind in one eye, and some of their faces were covered with scars, and they looked like strong warriors who had experienced a hundred battles.
"These glorious and strong female warriors were unable to have children in the past due to physical cuts, malnutrition, etc., but after being diagnosed by our clan's doctors, it was determined that they did not have a complete chance of conceiving an heir.
"Now that they're willing to help you with your needs, are you willing to give them the opportunity to become mothers?"
The orcs in the audience roared in unison: "Yes!"
Izzy was dumbfounded.
"That's the solution for Kargas?"
Izzy took a few steps to stop, then stopped, and Kargas hadn't finished his sentence.
"Of course, it is indeed a problem to pass on the lineage, but as long as everyone is united, the powerful Broken Hand Clan, whether it is by robbery or exchange, you will get such an opportunity sooner or later, but I said ugly ahead, if there are new female orcs coming to the Broken Hand Clan in the future, the big guys will find their wives according to their abilities, and if they can't find them, they don't have the ability, and they are not allowed to tarnish Margora's glorious duel, do you hear?"
"Long live the chief!
Izzy was really dumbfounded:
"That's it?"
His mouth grew long, his jaw almost dislocated from surprise, and a group of Broken Hand Orcs followed the Broken Hand female warriors into a red brick house that had just been built and was intended to be used as an office.
With a lewd smile on his face, Kargas walked up to Izzy, who jumped up and slapped him on the head.
"Laugh, laugh, laugh, what you said is true, and those women are really voluntary?"
"Of course it's true? You're too young to understand our orc concept. ”
"What a broken concept. Izzy was speechless.
"But at least the big problem was solved, wasn't it?"
Izzy's face turned blue, he was speechless, I have to say that solving the problem from the most fundamental physiological needs is indeed a way, at least it can be regarded as a delaying strategy, those orcs who really want to inherit the lineage will not even have this little patience.
"Then I'll solve the problem for you, and the Broken Hand Clan will be handed over to you, and I'll continue to hunt tomorrow. ”
"You think it's beautiful, I'm going to have a three-day holiday, and you can do it yourself for these three days. ”
With that, Izzy turned and walked away, leaving Kargas wailing in sorrow.
This bloody dispute that made Izzy anxious and helpless was dealt with in this way, so that Calgas was dealt with in a small way and a small matter.
Izzy felt confused and kept whispering, "Is this okay?"