Miss Liao doesn't like careerists, she doesn't like stupid people, and she doesn't like ambitious stupid people.

I asked Miss Liao, "What does an ambitious fool look like?" ”

Miss Liao asked me, "Do you listen to cross talk?" ”

I said, "Listen! ”

Miss Liao said, "Two people talk about lip-synching, one person teasing, one person laughing, and an ambitious idiot just kills the funny one, and stands on the stage and is stupid!" ”

Tian Tian is a careerist, what she thinks and dreams of is that one day the president of a Fortune 500 multinational group will drive a Maybach and have the heart of the ocean, kneel in front of her affectionately, ask her to marry her, and then completely take her out of this slum.

Tian Tian is also very stupid, she has never been able to settle the accounts, but she works as a cashier in a real estate company, and she has never been able to figure out the accounts of the family's water and electricity, rent, and daily necessities every month.

So I've always wondered how Tian Tian and Miss Liao have been under the same roof for so long?

Miss Liao said, "She is so stupid that she can't tell the difference between ambition and obscenity!" She has read too many novels at most, and she has a lot of romance with brain syndrome, this kind of disease...... If you have been single for a long time, you will heal yourself! ”

I asked Miss Liao, "What is the difference between ambition and lust?" ”

Miss Liao said, "If Tian Tian has ambitions, then she should take all her savings to fly to South Korea, cut double eyelids, open the corners of her eyes, pad her nose, shave bones, and get two injections of botulinum toxin, and it is better to pad apple muscles, instead of selling us stupidity here, so stupid that she doesn't know that the gap between her and her dreams is not her IQ, but her face!" ”

I asked Miss Liao, "You really don't dislike Tiantian?" ”

"We can't discriminate against people who are sick! ”

I thought about it, looked at her and asked, "Then why did you mark all the sites developed by Tiantian Company in Beijing on the map of your room, and then make a big cross!" ”

Miss Liao said to me earnestly, "The only person in this world who is more stupid than her is their leader!" With a cashier whose math teacher died early, I have to invest reasonably and avoid risks, right? My money didn't fall from the sky! ”

As Miss Liao expected, Tian Tian has recently changed sex, from one extreme to another, and crazy began her long blind date road, no matter what kind of goods the other party is, she will move forward bravely, win without arrogance, defeat without discouragement, style and level.

Miss Liao once predicted, "Among the three of us, the first one to marry out must be Tiantian." ”

I was a little unconvinced and asked her, "Why?" ”

Miss Liao said a total of six words, "People are stupid, easy to deceive, marry quickly." ”

The most recent blind date was relayed to us by Tian Tian later, the man was a project manager of a real estate company, who had just broken up with his girlfriend, and the little girlfriend he adopted spent his money and raised her little white face, and finally was caught raped in bed and broke up.

The man looked Tian Tian up and down, saying that she was too unkempt, didn't know how to clean up, was sloppy, and didn't look like a woman all over her body. then counted the various benefits of his ex-girlfriend: showy, exquisite, beautiful......

The man thought it was too sweet, and the dinner was over, and when it was over, he said, "I think you have a good temper, otherwise you should leave the phone and develop it, right?" ”

Tian Tian really left the phone, and chatted seriously every day until the middle of the night, and the content was to accuse his ex-girlfriend. Then the shameless man told Tian Tian: "I really can't lower my taste to cater to you, you better not come to me again!" ”

Miss Liao snatched the phone from Tian Tian's hand and replied to the man, "I wish you a high cuckold and a new girlfriend who is more coquettish!" Then he pointed at Tian Tian and said, "him, uncle, you let the donkey kick it in your brain, right?" ”