Chapter 3 You Dislike the Rags, Throw Up and Lie Down!
Wang Xiaoshuai took a fixed look. If this guy had come directly, he would have been able to recognize this as Valoran World.
Because the person in front of him is too characteristic - the most underwhelming character in League of Legends "ever", the swift scout Teemo.
Green hats and green boots are like turtles, squinting at a pair of Chinese eyes. The nose is small, the mouth is small, and he is short and tall like a martial artist. A pair of large goggles on top of his hat and a small wooden flute in his hand. You say he's cute, but he looks a little underwhelming, you say he's ugly, he's definitely not ugly, and even a little cute. With cat-like fur on his face and an ever-sunny smile on the corner of his mouth, in Zhao Rusi's opinion, he is indeed very cute.
In League of Legends, he is the man that countless people want to fight, but can't! You go and hit him, and he can blind you and miss. You go after him, and he can speed up and run, run faster than you, and can't catch up. And there are also mushrooms that can slow down and become invisible! Before the happy wind man came out, Timothy ATM was the first choice to be beaten and banned!
As the saying goes, team battles can be lost, and Teemo must die.
"Wow! How can the little little ones be here! Come and let me touch my head! Zhao Rusi said strongly.
At this time, she was already a calm and playful Zhao Rusi. She won't let others see her tears, even if it's small.
"Hey, human woman, watch out for the impact. I'm older than you. Ma Fei said.
"But you look cute!" Zhao Rusi said.
"But I'm an adult man, watch the impact! I have a lover! Ma Fei said.
"Slightly. Lick the dog lick the dog! Zhao Rusi grimaced. Ma Fei was not angry, it seems that they have a good relationship.
"Humph! Yodelers-the thing, can it be called licking? Ma Fei stammered.
"If you don't really like it, who's going to lick a dog?" Ma Fei said pitifully.
"It's okay, it's okay, sister hug you!" Zhao Rusi stepped up and squatted down to say.
"Mud Kai!" Ma Fei said. "I don't blame my sister for the hug!"
Wang Xiaoshuai smiled.
Ma Fei looked at Wang Xiaoshuai and said:
"You're smiling, Ryan. You're worse than me. If you are hit by the arrow of the Darkspawn, it is your fate that you don't die. How's it going, how does it feel to be back in this school from Wuji Mountain? "Ma Fei scared Wang Xiaoshuai.
"Hmm. Actually, I had amnesia. Wang Xiaoshuai said.
"Okay. Poor little. Timo stepped up and jumped up and patted Wang Xiaoshuai on the shoulder.
"Cheer up, young man, life is still broad, the master is so strong, he will definitely be able to find a way to treat you." With such a small and cute body, speaking such mature words, how unconvincing it sounds.
"Master? Who is the master? Wang Xiaoshuai said.
"You are in the Happiness Academy of the Infinite Sect in Thunderbolt City, so you are naturally Master Yi of the Infinite Sword Saint." Ma Fei said.
Wang Xiaoshuai nodded.
"That's it! I almost forgot about business. What did you tell me about? Ryan. Ma Fei asked.
"I'm sorry, maybe you're too cute, too handsome. So much so that I only remember your name after I lost my memory, so I habitually called you. Wang Xiaoshuai couldn't explain it, so he could only pat his ass.
"Wow!!" Ma Fei's eyes flashed with little stars. "I'm so impressed!"
"It's alright, little brother. From now on, you will be the one covered by my Mafigo! If someone bullies you, report my name as Ma Fei! Ma Fei said.
"Like the tail of the crane?" Zhao Rusi joked. She doesn't show her vulnerability casually.
"Hmm. Woman, can you please not be so annoying! Ma Fei and Zhao Rusi began to fight.
"Enough! I'm angry. Aren't we going to have a singing contest? I'm going to arrest you two strong men! Come and hear me sing! Let's go to the stage now! Today I'm going to sing you a new song of my choosing! Ma Fei said.
"Okay, good-" Zhao Rusi naturally knew that he couldn't blindly get angry, or he would really make him angry, and he would have to coax him for a long time.
And Wang Xiaoshuai is a newcomer, so he naturally doesn't want to offend Xiaobu.
Walking out of the house, Wang Xiaoshuai could see that there were several houses with the same structure.
It seems that this is the dormitory campus of the "Happy Academy".
[Well, after thirty years of hard work, I returned to the pre-liberation period overnight. I want to live in this kind of small dilapidated house again. I endure! He thought.
Walking out of the dormitory park, there is a small square, and on the left side of the small square, facing the gate, is the stage they are going to. Now it seems that the facilities of Happy Academy are terrible! The campus is small, the school building is poor, and even this stage is built with desks, how poor this school is! It's even more broken than the school that Wang Xiaoshuai went to! But it's not like I haven't lived in a broken house, so it's okay and bearable.
At this time, Ma Fei took two small stools and asked Wang Xiaoshuai and Zhao Rusi to sit down, Zhao Rusi swept away the dust on the stool and sat on the stool. And Wang Xiaoshuai naturally didn't care, sitting there with a golden knife. At this time, several students from the Happy Campus also saw them and ran over.
"Wow! The tail of the crane is going to sing! One laughed.
"Pay attention, Senior Sister is still there." Another man poked him.
"Oh, okay, okay." He said.
"Eh, how dare the butcher of the Axe Country sit next to his senior sister?" A person recognized the person next to Zhao Rusi.
"I heard that he has been seriously injured recently, shall we teach him a lesson?" Another person's voice. But Wang Xiaoshuai naturally didn't hear it.
At this point, Ma Fei was ready.
And when Wang Xiaoshuai saw the stage, he suddenly remembered another role in League of Legends:
Ember of the Drama Master. He has a line:
"At this moment, the curtain is gradually rising."
Before singing, he has to walk to the stage and say a few words before starting to sing.
It is a rectangular stage, made of desks and small stools as steps.
"Please start your show." Zhao Rusi said. Subsequently, Ma Fei came to power!
Ma Fei is short, but he walks with a swagger. The feet are spread apart, and the arms are swinging outwards to the sides.
Isn't this the eighth master's step? The two feet form a figure-of-eight. Swaggering, very underwhelming.
I saw him gently tugging on his pants.
A low snickerer rang out from the audience:
"Could this be Captain Touch?"
"Yes? Haven't you seen Ma Fei sing? ”
They may not know that yodelers have a good sense of hearing, though. Their snickering has already been heard by Ma Fei!
He stepped onto the stage and started singing!
As soon as he spoke, everyone in the audience showed expressions like the destruction of the world!
"You Chang Kai bad bag, upstairs sleeping!" (Transliteration here)
"You please stick the sword, and the building is lying down!"
"You ancient cave madness, swept away and lay down!"
"You dislike the rags, throw them up! ~”
Ma Fei sang like this, at this moment, the audience was full of mourning.
"Stop singing!" Zhao Rusi began to scream, and Wang Xiaoshuai covered his ears. And the others didn't have time to cover their ears and had already fainted.
"Big brother! You haven't even said a word! Wang Xiaoshuai's face was bitter and his expression was hideous. He felt like the world had gone dark! "It's uncomfortable, Ma Fei!"
Could it be that you are going to die under the attack of this sound just after crossing over?
At this time, Ma Fei replied:
"What do you call me?" "Ma Fei." Zhao Rusi said.
"What's wrong?"
"Otherwise, you don't want to participate in this singing competition!" Zhao Rusi said. "You might be beaten by Master Yi!"
"Why! I sing so well! I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen. ”
Zhao Rusi and Wang Xiaoshuai are full of black lines.
Ma Fei's eyes flashed with a little star again: "Okay! I'm going to work hard, work hard, and I'll be able to sing well! “
"Teacher Ma!" Zhao Rusi suddenly saw the person walking behind him,
At this moment, a man in luxurious soft armor walked over.
Ryan looked back and saw that this person was:
Holy Lance Ranger – Lucian!