"It's not red tape for you!" Su Yunming still had a trace of grievance on his face, and he didn't understand what he said wrong.

"I said that it was translated from India." Yue Yunkun explained: "Sanskrit. ”

"And what should he be called?"

Yue Yunkun: "Which (ne) zha! ”

"Nezha!"

Su Yunming went down and said: ""Nezha and the Sea"? ”

Yue Yunkun: "Hey, yes! ”

"I love watching this story the most, good guys, hilarious."

When Su Yunming told the story, the whole person was a little excited: "Good guy, one day, make yourself very dirty!" Got mud all over the place. Kids, play everywhere. Look at how this is dirty, what to do? Take a bath and go out to the sea. ”

Yue Yunkun nodded: "Yes!" ”

"Tear it off and pull it off." Saying that, Su Yunming really made a gesture of dragging a pair.

"Su Yunming, Su Yunming!"

"Ah~"

There were girls screaming in the audience, looking at their glowing little eyes, really waiting for Su Yunming to tear off his clothes.

"Good guy, this is all on the body, isn't it?" Yue Yunkun looked at Su Yunming in surprise and said.

"It's sticky."

Su Yunming's expression remained unchanged: "Puff and jump into the sea." ”

Yue Yunkun: "Oh, look at this onomatopoeia." ”

"Puff just jump into the sea and swim, rubbing this mud as you swim."

Su Yunming said in his mouth that he would not delay the movement of his hands, and as soon as the action of rubbing the mud came out, several audience members who were eating snacks in the audience tacitly put down the snacks.

"He's got to clean it!"

Su Yunming continued to tell the story: "But there are also three princes in this Dragon Palace. ”

Yue Yunkun: "The third prince of the Dragon King." ”

"The third prince of the Dragon King, risotto!"

"Ao Bing!" Yue Yunkun reacted quickly, and stopped these words again.

Interrupted by Yue Yunkun, Su Yunming was a little confused, and he didn't know what to say for a while.

There was a confused expression on his face, and then he forcibly explained: "Ao Bing is eating stewed cakes there!" ”

"Hahaha......"

"No one has this reaction speed!"

"Say 666 to Su Yunming!"

“233333……”

"I'm glad to eat, good fellow, and the mud is drifting down."

Su Yunming said in a colorful voice, and made a sinking movement with his hand: "When the third prince saw that the dragon's beard was full of mud, he was in a hurry, and he took this bowl down ......."

Speaking of this, Su Yunming made a catfish beard movement, and said at the same time: "Is this a dry waiting to be pinched?" This is dry waiting to touch, why is there so much mud......"

Watching Su Yunming perform there, Yue Yunkun interjected: "The third prince has sent a courier before?" What kind of accent do you have?! ”

"Isn't this close to the sea!" Su Yunming said.

Yue Yunkun: "If you are close to the sea, you have to be from Tangshan!" ”

"Close to the sea! Then the third prince shouted again, Yaksha, go up and kill him! ”

Yue Yunkun: "Oh, good culture! ”

"This yaksha begins! Take this fork and take his little friends, what razor seed essence, sea melon seed essence, kelp essence...... It's all up! Ku Cha went up......"

"How does kelp become fine?"

Yue Yunkun couldn't help but laugh and interjected to ask.

"You imagine! You imagine, soft goblins. ”

Su Yunming explained symbolically: "I went up, and when I got to the sea, I saw Nezha washing there." Then the Yaksha said, "What are you doing?" What are you doing here, have a good ......?"

A Dutch dialect came out.

Yue Yunkun himself felt a little helpless, and grabbed Su Yunming again.

Su Yunming was telling the story, and was a little confused: "What's wrong?" ”

Yue Yunkun couldn't help but laugh and said, "A third prince of Tangshan? With a Dutch Nakshatra? What kind of combination is this?! ”

felt that what he said was not enough, and added again: "A courier with a seller of braised noodles, this is all under the management of the city management, right?" ”

"I'm here to distinguish the characters!" Su Yunming was full of words.

"Where do you have a character here!"

As soon as Su Yunming heard this, he was immediately unhappy: "Niania, the wind and waves are too big, who is this?" ”

Yue Yunkun: "Jingwei! ”

"Waiting to be touched?"

Yue Yunkun: "Third Prince! ”

"What are you doing?"

Yue Yunkun: "Yaksha." ”

"You see, it's so clear. In order to distinguish the characters. Su Yunming said with a smile.

Yue Yunkun didn't know what to say, so he turned his head directly, not wanting to deal with Su Yunming.

"You have to understand that." Su Yunming said with a heartfelt voice.

Yue Yunkun waved his hand and said helplessly: "I shouldn't have taken this stubble!" ”

Seeing that Yue Yunkun stopped talking, Su Yunming continued to tell the story: "Good guy, Nezha is not good at stubble!" There's a fight then. ”

Yue Yunkun: "Spirit beads." ”

"Nezha took his hula hoop and long handkerchief, and the two of them fought."

Yue Yunkun: "Oh, Nezha has also practiced rhythmic gymnastics!" ”

"What does this have to do with rhythmic gymnastics?"

Yue Yunkun: "Then tell me what's going on with this long handkerchief?" ”

"Nezha's two blades!"

Looking at Su Yunming's serious appearance, Yue Yunkun wanted to laugh a little: "That's Chaotian Aya, Qiankun Circle." ”

"Celestial circle, Qiankun Aya."

Yue Yunkun shouted: "It's the other way around!" ”

Su Yunming didn't struggle at all, and interpreted the abnormal image of borrowing a donkey from the slope: "A circle, a silk." ”

"Okay!"

Yue Yunkun didn't say anything anymore, so be it.

"Just like that."

Su Yunming shook his hands and twisted his waist as he said that the two were fighting.

"Aren't you still a hula hoop?" Yue Yunkun didn't know if he didn't see it, and he couldn't smile bitterly after seeing it.

"Hahaha~"

"Finish the bird, finish the bird, Yue Yunkun is going to be played and cry......"

"Yue Yunkun: Is it easy for me to have such a partner?"

"The most stupid Su Yunming, the most difficult Yue Yunkun!"

"What a miserable hand!"

……

The audience laughed.

After talking about the Classic of Mountains and Seas, the laughter has become more and more intensive, and the audience has laughed from the beginning to the present, and some of them are even hoarse with laughter.

If you look closely, even your mouth is swollen......

Not to mention the audience, on the stage, Su Yunming continued to twist the hula hoop, twisting while saying: "This is going to be a fight!" ”

"Aren't you still a hula hoop!"

Yue Yunkun didn't know what to say at all.

"The main thing is that I don't know how to use this blade!" Su Yunming said.

"The treasure is in the air!"

Yue Yunkun reminded!

"That's right! The treasure hits in mid-air, and the fight begins! The more you fight, the harder you fight, the more you fight, and the waves will rise in a while! ”

Su Yunming painted with both hands.

"Jiang Yang overturned!"

"That's right! At this time, Jingwei just rowed a small boat, niania...... It's too stormy! ”

Before he finished speaking, he was pushed by Yue Yunkun.

"Get out!"