487 The little Taoist priest who made another cheap move
How could Xu Ruoxue see her husband like this? She held the little Taoist's hand, and her eyes turned red for a while: "Husband, you are naturally right." My husband is a little fairy, with the best heart in the world, how could my husband be wrong? ”
The little Taoist priest sighed, took out a Ning Shen Rune from his arms, and put it on the man's eyebrows.
The man was shocked and reached out to uncover the talisman. Xu Ruoxue's hand was like lightning, his hand was only a little, and his hand hung down softly.
The man said angrily, "What evil spell have you cast on me? ”
Then he pasted a meditation talisman on his head, and the little Taoist priest said, "This is not evil magic. These two talismans just make you calm your mind. You're less angry, and I'll be able to reason with you properly. ”
"You actually saw everything just now, heard it in your ears, and from beginning to end, I didn't say what I wanted to do with your father? Yes and no? ”
The man was silent for a moment, then nodded.
The little Taoist priest said, "I was talking to your father well, and he suddenly hit the wall. I reached out to grab him, but I didn't, did I? After he hit the wall, I used the hemostatic talisman. That's a spirit rune, a talisman can sell several gold ingots, I'm trying my best to save him, yes or no? ”
Tears flowed down the man's eyes.
The little Taoist priest sighed: "I really can't blame me for this. ”
The man was silent.
The little Taoist priest asked, "Are you a white-clothed cultist?" ”
The man shook his head.
"Do you believe what they say or not?"
When the man finally spoke, he hissed, "I only believe in my father." My dad doesn't believe that nonsense, I don't believe it. ”
The little Taoist priest said categorically: "Okay, then I'll let you go." ”
The man raised his head in surprise, and Xu Ruoxue also exclaimed: "Husband." ”
The little Taoist priest explained: "Madam, we are here to arrest the cultist, even if he is not a believer in the White Cloth, so why arrest him. Besides, with his mouth, who can he deceive? ”
Xu Ruoxue nodded.
The man said dumbfoundedly, "You really let me go." ”
The little Taoist priest nodded.
The man said "yes". He got up from the ground, carried his father's body, and walked out the door.
Before leaving the door, he stopped and said, "You are a good person, I don't hate you." ”
The depression in the little Taoist's heart immediately disappeared with this sentence!
and Xu Ruoxue found a rag together and wiped the blood in the house, and the little Taoist priest felt a lot better.
Only then did he have time to ask, "Madam, have they recruited them?" ”
Xu Ruoxue smiled bitterly: "Those two are indeed tough guys, even if I used the wrong hands, they both gritted their teeth and didn't say a word." ”
She sighed: "The cult is really good at demagoguery, and even the wrong hands cannot destroy their will. ”
The little Taoist priest said, "It's okay! Madame, you go now, you don't need to use any cruel means, as long as they are exhausted. Later, I'll let them speak. ”
Xu Ruoxue replied, "Okay".
It's dark.
The little Taoist priest took out the ghost beads, called intently, and after a while, Rou'er floated out.
stayed in the ghost bead for several days, and as soon as Rou'er came out, she couldn't wait to snuggle in the arms of the little Taoist. The two tenderly and sweetly felt for a while, thinking about Xu Ruoxue's presence, and did not say anything sweet. But the deep affection at the eyebrows and eyes is better than the sound in the silent place!
Lifting the door curtain, the little Taoist priest took Rou'er into the inner room.
But in just over an hour, the two of them had been tossed with dead white faces, dull eyes, and looked pitiful.
Seeing the little Taoist, the two immediately came back to their senses and looked at him vigilantly, their eyes full of hostility.
The little Taoist priest first asked Xu Ruoxue to go out, sat down with a big grin, and asked the triangular eye slowly: "Are you a man?" ”
This sudden, inexplicable question made Triangle Eyes stunned.
The triangular eyes glared at him fiercely, and he closed his mouth tightly, not speaking. Apparently afraid of him.
Hehe, if you don't want to speak, you can stop talking? Let's see how Dao Ye makes you speak.
Glancing at the triangular crotch with great disdain, the little Taoist priest sighed: "Looking at the tall cow and the big horse, it turns out that he is not a man!" ”
This can be endured!
Triangle eyes were angry: "Of course Lao Tzu is a man." ”
The little Taoist priest made a deep "cut" sound, and he pointed at his beard: "Look at that benevolent brother, he has a beard on his face." ”
He pointed to himself again: "Look at Dao Ye and me, I also have a beard." It's not much, but it does. ”
"But you," he cried out, pointing to his triangular eyes, "you don't have a beard, so you're not a man!" ”
I'll go, this is wronged, Triangle Eye immediately argued: "Some men are born without beards. ”
Little Taoist said: "A man without a beard is still a man?" ”
The triangular eyes were angry: "Lao Tzu has a chicken." ”
The little Taoist priest looked at him with disdain: "That's just the ears on the head of the deaf, blind decoration." Even if you give birth to that thing, if you can't use it, you're not a man. ”
Triangle Eyes wanted to cry: "I've played with women." ”
"That's right," the little Taoist priest touched his chin: "There is no basis for what he says." ”
Triangle eyes hurriedly looked at the beard: "Lord Youwei, a month ago, just a month ago, we were in that secret door house together, I went first, and then you went back, I played longer than you." Come, tell me if there is such a thing. ”
The cheeky scolded: "This dead man is a thief and a thief, you won't shut up." ”
After scolding, he said hatefully: "Obviously, I played for a long time last time, but you only went in three or two times." ”
"Haha!" The little Taoist clapped his hands and laughed: "I said it, I said it, you are not a man." ”
The triangular eyes were anxious and angry, with a red face and a thick neck: "I'll go, I'm very good at it, Lao Tzu is a real man." ”
"No!" The little Taoist priest said: "You are a fake man!" ”
"It's a real man!"
"It's a fake man!"
"Yes......"
The bearded man looked at this scene dumbfounded, and said in a daze: "I'll go, you dead Taoist, aren't you here to find an artifact?" What does this do, you ask? ”
The little Taoist priest waved his hand and said murderously: "Don't worry about that, the sky and the earth are big, and the man is the biggest, let's figure this out first." ”
He pointed with his hand again and said categorically: "You are a, fake man!" ”
"Lao Tzu is a real man."
……
"You're a real man."
"Lao Tzu is a fake man."
As soon as he said this, the little Taoist priest immediately looked up to the sky and laughed wildly. He pointed to his triangular eyes and said to the beard: "Look, look, he admitted, he admitted." He said he was a fake man! ”
The triangular eye was already tortured and wanted to die, and after arguing for so long, he was already in a trance. He shook his head and asked the beard: "Lao Tzu really admits that he is a fake man?" ”
The beard glanced at his crotch and nodded sympathetically.
The triangular eye had no strength to fight again, he closed his eyes, and said weakly: "The conscience of heaven and earth, Lao Tzu is a real man." ”
The little Taoist priest smiled and asked, "You said you are a real man, then you tell me, how many women have you played?" ”
Triangle Eye immediately replied: "Lao Tzu has played with three, no, four women. ”
"Okay, then tell me, where is the artifact?"
Triangular Eyes immediately replied, "The artifact is in ...... The artifact is in Xiaoshan County, under the plaque of 'Mirror Hanging'. ”
The little Taoist priest slapped his face with a smile: "Well, the answer is so good, you are so good!" ”
The artifact is in Xiaoshan County, under the plaque of 'Mirror Hanging'! As soon as he said this, his triangular eyes were as stunned as a wooden chicken, and his beard was as stupid as a wooden chicken.
After staying for a while, the bearded eyes suddenly surged out of frenzy, and he cried loudly: "You thief bird, you said it, you actually said it!" You stupid bird! ”
"Great immortal, manifest your spirit quickly, and let this bird suffer the most cruel punishment! Oh, my God! ”
Triangle Eye was still stunned, and it was only then that he came to his senses, and he cried and cried: "I didn't say it, I didn't say anything!" ”
He looked at the little Taoist priest, with endless resentment and endless fear in his eyes: "You are a demon, you must be a demon from hell." What kind of magic have you cast to deceive my soul? It must be so, what kind of magic have you cast, you devil! ”
The beard was so angry that he couldn't move, so he desperately opened his mouth and spat on the triangular eye. He scolded while spitting: "Thief bird, straight lady thief, no *, ...... who sells *"
Triangle Eye let the saliva fall on him, his expression was sluggish, and it was obvious that he had completely collapsed. He muttered, "I didn't say it, I really didn't say it." ”
"Daxian spare me, beg Daxian to spare me. I don't want my soul to be confined to the magic lamp and burned by the divine fire for thousands of years. I want to be in the immortal class, and I don't want to be tortured like that forever. Daxian spare me! ”
Glancing at him sympathetically, the little Taoist priest shook his head and got up to leave.
When he went out, he hugged Rou'er and said with a smile: "It's still my baby Rou'er who is the most well-behaved and the most amazing." ”
Rou'er pursed her lips and smiled: "The Taoist brother who is still a slave is the worst." It's so bad, it's bad. ”
The little Taoist priest raised his head proudly, that is!
The triangular eye said where the artifact was, which was naturally the credit of Rou'er.
Mind receptivity, whether it is a person or a ghost, can confuse its soul and mess with its mind! Cultivated to the extreme, you can turn people and ghosts into puppets!
Of course, that is already the legendary fairy realm, and as for now, Rou'er can only make people or ghosts, and her sanity is temporarily confused. Moreover, this technique does not work for strong-willed people.
The triangular eyes and beard were tortured by the wrong hands, but they could grit their teeth and refuse to confide half a word. The strength of his will is rare in the world. That's why the little Taoist priest will ask Xu Ruoxue, first toss the two of them exhausted, and after the will is weak to the extreme, and then talk nonsense with the triangular eye, so that he will unconsciously completely eliminate his defenses against himself, and then surprise him, ask Rou'er to launch the heart control technique, and finally make a contribution in one fell swoop!
What a genius you are!
The proud little Taoist suddenly heard a cold snort in his ears, he was excited, and following the reputation, Xu Ruoxue pressed the Blood Sea Sword with his hand, and his face was cold as if he could scrape off a layer of frost.
I'll go, get carried away!
Called the drunken Taoist, and the three of them walked towards the county office.
If it weren't for Rou'er's mental trick that made a miraculous achievement, who would have thought that such an important thing, the left and right guards would not be placed by their side, but would be hidden in the county government that the eight poles could not beat. As for this time, Xu Ruoxue used the kung fu of flying eaves and walking on the wall, touched the plaque of 'Mirror Hanging', and sure enough, she found a yellow cloth bag.
When I opened it, it was the bottle.
Holding the magic bottle, the little Taoist priest smiled: With this thing, the big thing can be decided!