Chapter 60: Coach, I Want to Be a Fat House

1.78 meters tall, handsome blonde and blue-eyed guy, Thor with a group of friends around him, suspects that something is wrong with his ears.

Why would there be a person I don't know at all to talk to me, and he plans to make himself a fat house?

Is this man sick?

He looks martial and yearns to establish meritorious deeds, where does he look like a fat house.

Sol was very dissatisfied with Gu Bei, and said in a somewhat bad tone, "I said friend, you may not know the meaning of Thor, but I can tell you." ”

"I, Thor, son of Odin, the father of the gods, the bravest warrior of Asgard, the user of Thor's hammer, the future master of the Nine Realms, have defeated the ice giants, and defeated many evil gods, even if you earthlings are all fat houses, I, Thor, the god of thunder, cannot become a fat house."

"Got it?"

After saying a lot of words, Thor quickly turned his head, and with a smile on his face, he continued to discuss with Jane about getting a hammer, this guy looks like he needs a girlfriend.

The two then talked and laughed.

Gu Bei felt that Thor didn't seem to take himself seriously at all, and sneered in his heart, just you, a hammer god, are still pretending to be a big-tailed wolf in front of you? Looks like it's time to put on a show.

Gu Bei's bitter sea rumbled, mobilized the power of the chaotic body, and stomped his feet fiercely.

The whole city seemed to tremble as if an earthquake had happened.

All those who live in the city are panicking.

"Was there an earthquake?"

"Why did the earth tremble?"

Thor stared at Gu Bei in disbelief, surprised enough to swallow a cow.

"You're not from Earthling?"

Gu Bei snorted coldly and said, "You can't lift Thor's hammer now, if you want to lift it, you must be trained by me." ”

Thor immediately said unconvinced, "How can I not be able to lift Thor's hammer, you know, my nickname is the god of hammers!" ”

"Okay, follow me."

Gu Bei was also not polite, grabbed Thor with one hand, and flew towards the temporary base with the Divine Rainbow.

Thor lost his divine power, and he was simply a younger brother in front of Gu Bei.

It was completely impossible to resist Gu Bei.

He watched himself move away from the ground a little bit, as long as he didn't move, he didn't have divine power now, and if he fell to the ground, he would die.

Gu Bei's flight speed was very fast, and he took Thor to the temporary base in a few minutes.

Thor saw his hammer surrounded by a crowd in the air, and said excitedly, "That's my hammer, great, he's still the same." ”

Gu Bei glanced at Sol with a complicated look, but he couldn't say anything.

If this hammer is still the same as before, then Odin's spell is not in vain?

At most, they look the same, but the conditions for lifting them are very different.

A thousand words, summed up in one sentence, you don't lift it!

Gu Bei and Coulson came to the temporary base together, and Coulson also arranged for Gu Bei to have quite high authority, so Gu Bei waited for one person to enter the temporary base, and no one stopped him.

The eagle eye at the lookout only pulled the bow slightly, and after seeing Gu Bei clearly, he put the bow down.

"It turned out to be Gu Bei's kid, Coulson said that he was very strong, I don't know if it's true, and I really want to compete with him."

Under heavy surveillance, Gu Bei took Thor to Meow Meow Hammer, then threw Thor down, waved his hand and said, "Please start your performance." ”

Thor touched his nose embarrassedly, with a smile, his index finger raised and pointed at Gu Bei, "You kid turned out to be a good person, at first I suspected that you were really embarrassed, and when I raised the hammer, I invited you to Asgard as a guest." ”

Thor turned around in a dashing manner, the familiar hammer was embedded in the ground, Thor warmed up, grabbed the handle of the hammer, and lifted it hard!

A tremendous force of resistance came, and the hammer did not move.

Thor frowned, put one foot on the stone, grabbed the hammer with both hands, and lifted it again!

The hammer still didn't move.

This time, Thor panicked, thinking about what his father said when he was expelled from Asgard, and felt a trace of remorse for a while, "Father, why do you want to do this to me, can't I be your own child?" ”

I don't know if you're biological, but Loki certainly isn't.

Gu Bei complained in his heart, and then patted Thor's shoulder, "Do you want to lift Thor's hammer again?" ”

Thor seemed to see the glimmer of hope, "Can you help me?" ”

The mystery shown by Gu Bei made Sol regard him as hope.

Gu Bei smiled slightly, "As long as you are willing to become a fat house, nothing is impossible." ”

Although Thor is not as smart as Tony, he is definitely not stupid, and he still can't help but ask, "Is there any relationship between me being a fat house and lifting a hammer?" ”

Squinting his eyes, Gu Bei looked at Sol.

It's hard to deceive.

But it doesn't matter, I am completely familiar with the entire plot of Thor 1, and it is not a problem to fool Thor 1.

In the plot of Thor 1 and 2, Thor has not grown up enough, he is basically a dumbfounder, relying on recklessness to do things, and being deceived by Loki.

Since Loki can deceive Thor 1 and 2, then it will not be a problem for me to deceive Thor.

Gu Bei prepared an idea in his heart, and said, "Your father Odin, why did you want to be demoted to the earth, a big reason is that you are too proud and complacent, he thinks that you have lost your compassion as a god, so you have lost the qualification to lift the hammer. ”

When Sol heard Gu Bei's explanation, he immediately expressed his dissatisfaction, "I am not arrogant, I think that the existence of evil should be destroyed, even if they surrender now, it is difficult to guarantee that they will not come back." ”

The corners of Gu Bei's mouth twitched, Ma De, can you not interject when I speak?

Now it's not just Odin who wants to beat you, but even I want to beat you.

Are you proud and complacent, and you don't have a little pressure in your heart?

In order to be able to get Thor's cooperation, Gu Bei had no choice but to change his words, "Whether you are proud or not, if you want to lift the hammer, you must experience the life of ordinary people, and being a fat house and becoming the bottom of society can speed up your comprehension." ”

Gu Bei said a lot of, and Thor didn't understand it at all.

Anyway, I went around in a circle, I just want to be a fat house!

Ao, I, Thor, have been heroic warriors all my life, even if the invasion of Jotunheim is indeed a bit reckless, but is it too much for me to be a fat house.

Just when Thor wanted to refuse Gu Bei, Gu Bei made a ruthless move, "If you hesitate any longer, I will raise this hammer and take it." ”

"What !!"

Thor panicked, "Can you lift my hammer?" ”

Gu Beimian didn't blush or skip a beat, "This hammer, now as long as a person with a pure and kind heart can lift it, of course I can lift it." ”

The feeling of lying, in fact, is quite good.

If you look at Thor's face as if he had eaten a dead fly, you can see how devastating this sentence was to him.

Thor bowed deeply to Gu Bei, "Please teach me how to be a fat house!" ”