"I'm very happy to have a good New Year!" As soon as Su Yunming came to the stage, he stood by the microphone and said.

"Isn't this nonsense? Who can not be happy during the Chinese New Year? ”

"If you don't want to go to work after the New Year, raise your hand and I'll take a look!"

When he spoke, Su Yunming still maintained a faint smile on his face, and he didn't look like someone who had just said a cross talk.

"These are people who demand not progress." Watching the audience raise their hands, Yue Yunkun pointed at them and said.

"Why is there a child raising his hand here?"

"What's wrong with the kid?" Yue Yunkun asked unconvinced.

Su Yunming didn't pay attention to Yue Yunkun, looked at the kid and asked, "Have you ever been to work?" ”

"The kids go to preschool." Yue Yunkun took the opportunity to explain.

This paragraph is all not in the previous words, and it is completely dependent on the scene.

But the effect is also good, and the appearance of the child is quite appropriate.

"Then you are right, don't put it down." Su Yunming looked at the child and said.

"Hahaha~"

"Yes, yes, don't put it down~"

"The kids don't want to go to work again, hahaha~"

One sentence is the finishing touch, making the audience laugh.

"Hmph, let you be proud for a while, it's up to you to see if you can hold on!" Backstage, Cao Wanchun kept staring ahead.

As a member of the finals, he waited for Su Yunming to hold on.

When the time comes, an excellent cross talk that says failure is not as good as an ordinary cross talk that says a complete part.

What's more, Cao Wanchun also made another preparation.

Maybe he will be able to trample Su Yunming under his feet, and use Su Yunming's fame to stand on the champion of the cross talk competition, which must be higher than in previous years.

"Eating well, sleeping well, drinking well at home during the Chinese New Year, reuniting with my parents, and not wanting to go to work is very understandable."

"Who said that? When I get home, I want to go to work. Because the feeling of returning home can only be expressed in songs. Su Yunming was suddenly unhappy.

"You're still going to sing a song?" Yue Yunkun looked at Su Yunming and asked.

"Here's one, here's one~"

"Let's have one~"

Before Su Yunming could speak, the audience below shouted first.

After all, they all know Su Yunming's singing level, and it is definitely a great pleasure to listen to Su Yunming sing.

"Hehe, it seems that Su Yunming has won this time!"

Said one of the judges.

"Well, Su Yunming has started singing, and in terms of popularity, no one can compare to him."

Another judge nodded.

And at this time, Su Yunming, at everyone's request and at the request of the book, began to sing into the microphone.

"I don't have time, I don't have time, I'm in a hurry for the New Year, I want to go home and see."

As soon as a sentence came out, everyone knew what Su Yunming was singing.

However, they did not disappoint everyone because of the old song, in the hearts of the audience, Su Yunming's three words are their biggest motivation.

"Mommy ready, some nagging." Su Yunming continued to sing.

Yue Yunkun nodded: "That's right! ”

"Dad is also ready, some nagging. Dad and mom they nag together, nagging and nagging! ”

In a big sentence, Su Yunming did not stop. However, he was stubbornly pulled by Yue Yunkun and didn't let him sing anymore.

"I can't stand it! Friends, it's so nagging! Yue Yunkun complained.

Su Yunming pointed at Yue Yunkun and said, "Why do you call this sympathy." ”

"How can we sympathize with each other?"

"As long as you are at home for the Chinese New Year, you have to accept the challenge of the mixed nagging contest for older men and women every day you stay." Su Yunming continued.

"That's exactly the same, and I went home and sat down on the couch. Our family is going to hold seven aunts and eight aunts, and the family complains meeting. You see there's a row of seats. Yue Yunkun looked deeply sympathetic.

Su Yunming suddenly became curious and asked, "Who are they?" ”

Yue Yunkun stretched out his fingers and counted: "Auntie, second aunt, third aunt, fourth aunt, fifth aunt, seventh aunt." Auntie, aunt, second aunt, second aunt. ”

"Nope! You missed a sixth aunt, did the sixth aunt get lost? Sixth aunt! Su Yunming looked at Yue Yunkun with a serious face.

"Aunt Sixth is my mother. It's an invisibility aunt, okay? Yue Yunkun was speechless when he heard this, and looked at Su Yunming, looking deeply defeated by him.

"Hahaha~"

"Liuwa, don't hide~"

"The six babies are invisible~"

knew that the above was about the sixth aunt, but when the audience was coaxing, they still habitually said the sixth baby.

After all, this sense of substitution is too strong, okay~

"Complaining about me at home, verbally attacking me, and physically torturing me." Yue Yunkun complained.

After this sentence, the two of them are really like two people who are suffering from the same disease, you and I, and they started role-playing.

Su Yunming looked at Yue Yunkun and said, "Son, it's hard to go to work every day, right?" ”

"Child, don't you feel very tired when you hold a mobile phone every day?" Not to be outdone, Yue Yunkun said softly to Su Yunming.

"Mom, I don't work hard at all."

"Dad, look at this, what's so tired about the mobile phone, not tired, not tired on the mobile phone."

"If the work is not hard, why don't you find a partner?"

"This mobile phone is not too tired, so you can let it give you a baby?"

"No, Mom, the matter of feelings, it, it's, it's unattainable."

"Dad, you say this, the mobile phone gives birth to a child, he has to have that function!"

"Oh......"

"Don't we have to study the matter of having a child?"

"Is it hard to find?"

"Researching?"

The two of them spoke very quickly, but one of them was very clear.

One moment to play the filial son and grandson, and the other to play the strict father and mother. One person, two roles, the performance made the audience listen to the pain!

Su Yunming looked at Yue Yunkun, slowed down his speech and said, "Come, your Aunt Zhang introduced you to a bunch of girls, see which one you want to meet, your mother used to have very high requirements for you, either you have to have a high education, or you have good family conditions, or you are beautiful." Not anymore. ”

"What's going on now?" Yue Yunkun asked.

"It's just a woman. The key is that I wondered, so there is such an Aunt Zhang? Do you lack virtue? I'm idle and pull my mother to the park every day, which kiss do you give me? Su Yunming looked depressed, and he really couldn't figure it out.

But secretly, Su Yunming breathed a sigh of relief again, if it was in Deyun Club, who shouted 'Su Yunming, I want to marry you', then the words behind it would not be right.

It's good to record a show on CCTV after all, at least the quality of the audience is good, and there are only a few words to coax, not as crazy as Deyun Club

"You're all right, the two of us have an Uncle Lu in our family, and it's too bad to give my dad that trick." Looking at Su Yunming like that, Yue Yunkun sighed, if he lit another cigarette, his depressed appearance could be said to be in the past.

"What's wrong?"

"Let our family post a picture of the child, saying that as soon as I come home and see the baby in love, I have the urge to have a baby. I look at other people's children, what impulse do I have? Yue Yunkun's face turned pale, and he couldn't tell if it was because he was depressed about this matter, or because he was tired from talking twice.

"You're done! At the very least, all you have in your house is a treasure. Su Yunming waved his hand, thinking that this was not a big deal: "Just that Aunt Zhang gave my mother that idea." In order to stimulate me to get married and find a partner, the house was full of wedding photos from our community. I don't dare to take off my clothes every night when I go to bed, old Zhang's daughter-in-law, don't look at me, okay? Lao Li's daughter-in-law, closed her eyes. Old Liu's daughter-in-law, what are you smiling at me! ”

Su Yunming said in the end, he bowed his hand to this for a while, and bowed to that for a while.

"You're done! I'm panicking about what you're saying. Yue Yunkun hurriedly pulled Su Yunming and didn't let him go on.

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