"Brother Lang, isn't it just a battery, why don't I give you a four-wheeled car, what car do you want? Mercedes or BMW? ”

Zhou Ping was speechless, but he didn't dare to ask why, so he could only wait to see Xie Lang's answer.

It's not a battery problem, it's a matter of face!

As a big villain, Xie Lang appeared here tonight to use the Flying Dragon Cloud Detector to steal things and complete the thief mission.

As a result, his battery was stolen, can the husband bear it, can he Xie Lang bear it?

Of course not!

Just kidding, Lao Tzu Xie Lang is a generation of thieves, people eat in the store, and the battery is stolen, so it's strange to be able to endure it.

Picking the door is obscene, brazen, and so on, and so on can no longer describe Xie Lang.

He is only allowed to steal people's battery cars, so he is not allowed to steal his batteries?

Besides, didn't they just take the battery and leave the little electric donkey to him?

No problem.

Xie Lang turned his head and said to Zhou Ping: "Zhou Ping, I'll give you 24 hours, and before this point tomorrow, immediately find out the guy who stole the battery!" ”

When Zhou Ping saw that Xie Lang's face was about to burst into flames, he had to nod depressedly in agreement.

The citizens who were watching on the road widened their eyes one by one: Nima, as for it?

Spend so many people manpower and financial resources to help you find a broken battery?

That's enough money to buy a sports car.

The point is that the guy who stole the battery, it's so shameless.

Originally, Xie Lang left a note, begging the other party's subordinates to show mercy, but who knew that the other party also drew a scoop according to the gourd, and also left a note to provoke him.

After saying goodbye to Zhou Ping, Xie Lang was not dead, and when there was no one at the entrance of the community, he checked that there were no cameras around, and then got a small yellow electric donkey.

Thief Thrill!

I like to steal little electric donkeys.

This wave of blood earns.

If it weren't for the lack of a reminder to add points this time, Xie Lang would have stolen all the little electric donkeys in the capital overnight.

Great.

Before going home to start the live broadcast, Xie Lang came to the supermarket at the entrance of the community, scanned some goods, and prepared to prepare something to eat and go home.

"Doodoo ......"

Just as Xie Lang was carrying a trolley and passing by the supermarket sensor, the alarm suddenly screamed.

And after the alarm sounded, the three supermarket security guards immediately arrived as soon as possible and appeared in front of Xie Lang.

"This handsome guy, can you come over and let me check it out?"

The three security guards swept around Xie Lang with suspicious eyes, and one of them went up to greet him.

I rub it, I shouldn't be discovered, right?

Xie Lang's eyes kept glancing, and his heart twitched suddenly.

This is obviously a psychology of being a thief.

Because, in addition to stealing the little electric donkey, Xie Lang also stole something in the supermarket!

That's right, when Xie Lang was sweeping the goods just now, he tried the Flying Dragon Cloud Exploration Hand.

He also literally stole two packs of spicy strips and a box of sets without realizing it.

Xie Lang thought to himself, after leaving the supermarket with these "things" again, he would definitely be able to complete the thief task.

Unexpectedly, it was sensed by the sensor.

This year's high-tech, Zhen Nima is awesome.

"Ahem, big brothers, why are you searching me?" Xie Lang quibbled, "Did you misunderstand me, or did the machine report a mistake?" ”

"Handsome guy, you have the obligation to cooperate with us to check, if it is indeed a problem with the machine later, we will personally apologize to you." One of the security guards stepped forward and said, polite and polite.

"No, if you search my body, you just don't trust me, and if you don't trust me, you are insulting my personality and trampling on my dignity." Xie Lang said confidently.

Stealing with dignity? It's shameless.

"Brother, I hope you can actively cooperate with us and don't embarrass us."

"No, it's not a matter of cooperation, it's an insult to my personality, and I don't allow it."

Seeing this, the two security guards went directly to set up Xie Lang, and the two of them lifted Xie Lang up left and right, the picture was like dragging a child, and did not give Xie Lang a chance to speak at all.

"Bastard! I'm going to complain to you, the security guard at number 9527, that you're not only restricting my personal freedom, but also harassing me! ”

Xie Lang wanted to resist, but he didn't pay attention to it at the moment.

I'm not afraid of beating a few thugs, Xie Lang is afraid that after beating these security guards, it will be recorded by the supermarket camera, and there will be another headline in the news tomorrow:

Shocked, the famous Internet celebrity, "Dog Hanging Anchor" stole a few packs of spicy strips and a box of sleeves in the supermarket, and after being caught red-handed, he actually beat the security guard? Behind all this, is it the distortion of dog nature, or the degradation of morality? More than a billion people were shocked.

The current editor is so skinny.

"Boy, I advise you to be honest, quickly take out the things on your body, and then actively admit your mistakes, we can let you go." A security guard with an electric baton came forward and threatened.

It seems that as long as Xie Lang doesn't comply, he will immediately give him a stick.

Of course, they really didn't dare, just to intimidate Xie Lang.

From the fact that they did not forcibly search Xie Lang's body, it can be seen that these people have a high level of professionalism.

"Okay, big brother, can you give me a chance, I won't dare next time."

Xie Lang had no choice but to admit that he was unlucky, and honestly followed his fart. In the stock pocket, he took out two packs of spicy strips and a sleeve.

Burst.

The three security guards immediately cried and laughed when they saw the two packs of spicy strips and sets of spicy strips and sleeves that Xie Lang was holding in his hand.

I rub, this is a strange thief!!

If you want to steal something, can't you steal something valuable?

A box set?

Two packs of mildly spicy strips?

I'll you!!

Tears wet the uniform of the security guard's big brother!!

The three of them had no waves in their hearts, and even wanted to cry a little, which were tears from laughter and crying!!

"That's what you stole?"

"yes, what's wrong?" Xie Lang still looked confident.

Fortunately, several security guards are professionally trained, otherwise they would have laughed out loud at this time.

The three of them never imagined that this was the first time they had encountered a thief who had stolen the trap for many years as security guards.

Subsequently, several security guards severely criticized Xie Lang a few words, and then Xie Lang promised to reform himself and sincerely apologize, and the three of them let the kid go.

Turning back out of the supermarket step by step, Xie Lang was simply sharp.

It felt like a child who had done something wrong and was punished was being talked about by everyone.

Bite~

That's when the system sound came.

"I'm sorry to tell you that since you stole something and were caught on the spot, I'm sorry to tell you that your thief mission has failed, and you have -10 points! Next, a random ability will be erased. ”

Bite~~

With a flash of golden light, the voice of the system sounded again.

"Player, your spell combo is gone."

Hearing the sound of the system, Xie Lang was dumbfounded.