0189: [A group of paper tigers]

Taylor still hopes that Dugg will be her guest at the concert, and she even said that she can bring the concert forward to 7 p.m., and the two will be scheduled for around 9 o'clock, which will definitely not affect the next day's competition.

The Dough Ghost made the god agree.

And when Taylor offered to be paid, he even seriously proposed: "You can give me five cheek kisses in private." ”

This sentence sent Taylor Swift fawn on the other end of the phone spinning, and then her screams were heard throughout the dressing room.

Duge's eardrums were almost deafened by Taylor's high pitch, and he hung up the phone in embarrassment.

Then asked Sean Livingston on the side: "Does it sound like I'm confessing?" ”

"No, you sound like a playboy seducing a woman from a good family." Livingston told the puppy frankly, and he said, "I never dreamed of being as popular with girls as you are." If you're willing to teach me a little bit of pickle girl knowledge, I don't mind teaching you all the back-to-back skills I've just learned. ”

The puppy gave him a middle finger and repeatedly emphasized: "It does sound a little incredible, but I have never actively pursued any girl. I'm a rookie when it comes to love, and I don't have much knowledge about picking up girls. But I feel compelled to share with me your back-to-body skills.

Livingston rolled his eyes: Do you think I believe it?

Duge just silently walked to the mirror and looked at the near-perfect face inside: "If I don't look in the mirror often, I will also doubt the truth of this matter." ”

Livingston rolled his eyes, muttered, 'Great-looking, talented,' and ran back to bed.

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Spoelstra rushed back to Miami the next morning, which shows how bad the U.S. healthcare system has become, and even an NBA head coach with such a high-paying job still can't walk into the hospital without health insurance.

He handed over the whip to the head assistant Kith Smart, who couldn't stand the suffering of acute gastroenteritis.

"This is really sad news."

When the players walked into the stadium, they sighed. And stressed that he would never try to call a hotel in Satemento again to order a pineapple fried rice, a Filipino specialty. Of course, Chris Quinn also secretly said that he saw a tall call girl walk into Spoelstra's suite that night, and maybe the head coach tasted something from her that she shouldn't have tasted.

Michael Beasley raised an eyebrow and asked, "Does the sea smell like that?" ”

This sentence sparked laughter.

Dugg was the only one who wondered: what does the sea taste like?

He was pure.

Acting head coach Kiessmart tolerated the players' 'denigration' of Mr. Spoelstra and even joined the laughing package. But in the end he got serious and came over to announce tactical training.

In training, he did not follow the tactical intentions that Spoelstra had left behind. He's tried something new, and as a professional defensive coach who has served as an assistant coach to Popovich and Larry Brown in successions, he can't wait to show his tactical acumen.

He moved Snoopy to the power forward position, with Margloyl and Joel Anthony on the inside and Wade and Daquine Cook on the outside.

This lineup is daunting, and it's like a meat grinder on the defensive end.

In fact, the focus of this lineup is also led by Dwyan, Wade and Dugg, who lead the outside defense and constantly force the opponent to the bottom line, so that they can only force into the paint area for high-intensity muscle confrontation.

After a training session, everyone was sighing: What is the difference between this style of play and the Detroit Pistons back then?

The answer is: there really is no difference.

Smart was so pleased with the team's performance that he even made a bold statement: "Tomorrow night, the Denver Flying Group will all fall in the Colora Mountains!" ”

On the way back to the hotel from the makeshift training hall, the TV on the bus happened to be on ESPN.

And ESPN happened to interview the Denver Nuggets players.

"NCAA championships are also championships??? A disdainful JR Smith appeared on the screen: "If a small role like him tries to be compared to Allen Iverson, superstars such as Kobe Bryant and Tracy Maddy will feel very embarrassed." You can tell him frankly, I'll clean him up for Alan, and I'll pour a... Two... Three... No, it's five dunks! He will pay for offending Iverson! ”

Subsequently, Anderson, the birdman, also appears in the frame, spreading his 'wings'. "Boy, I heard you're now number one on the NBA block charts? Come on! It's time to see the real no-fly zone. ”

Then there were Kenyon Martin, Nene and Dundee Jones, all of whom were saying things against Snoopy.

Then the picture gives a panoramic view, five people in a circle, full of tattoos and wearing wide jeans, they look like a street gang, full of hooliganism.

"Snoopy Dog, you're dead!!"

They all made fierce faces at the camera and showed off their muscles.

On the bus, many Heat players gasped.

They all think Snoopy is going to face the biggest test of his career on the Colora Plateau, and these bad boys aren't easy to mess with. They are closely united under the leadership of Allen Iverson and Carmelo Anthony, who are arguably the biggest 'hooligan' gang in the NBA today. Before Camby and Nahura left, they were even able to fight with the Portland prison back then.

"Snoopy, why don't you take a break from this game?" Chris Quinn suddenly turned back to Dugg and said.

At this time, the coaching staff was also worried about whether there would be a brawl, and judging from the posture of the Nuggets, the smell of gunpowder was too strong.

Du Ge smiled faintly and replied calmly: "A group of paper tigers with fierce colors, what is there to dodge?" ”

He was not afraid of playing, and he didn't take these people into account when he fought.

Looking at the breezy puppy, the Heat players finally recalled the first time they met, and he almost shoved Daquin Cook into the trash: this guy's polite appearance hides the heart of a beast.

"Listen, Snoopy. If they dare to be disrespectful to you, I will definitely rush to fight for you. Michael Beasley suddenly responded enthusiastically: "I believe that there is absolutely no problem for the two of us to fight the five of them." ”

Beasley's remarks immediately made the coaching staff nervous, and Keessmart hurriedly came up to tell Beasley about the NBA's punishment rules for brawls, and in the end he even told Beasley in the affirmative: "You don't want to be banned for the whole season, do you?" ”

This sentence finally made Beasley's expression become serious, the ban is unpaid, but his credit card bill has exceeded the height of the checkbook, although his mind is a little cloudy, he also knows that if he becomes the first player to declare bankruptcy while still playing, he will definitely be laughed at by everyone.

Then, Dugg smiled and told Beasley, don't worry, you won't be able to fight. It's just a very low-level psychological tactic.

Upon arriving at the hotel, Beasley quickly returned to his room, and he began to practice the pushers that Du Lao Pao had taught him, just in case he needed them.

Dugg, on the other hand, got into a business car sent by Taylor Swift and went backstage to the concert.

Regarding Duge's leave to go to the concert, Kiessmart almost didn't hesitate and agreed. He watched Spoelstra in an interview with the media claiming to be from the DT party. He didn't want to disobey Spoelstra in everything, after all, he had tampered with his tactical system.

Therefore, before Duge left, he also specially instructed the puppy: "Remember to ask for two more signatures." I want to keep one for myself and send one to Coach Spoelstra. ”

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