Nie An cleared his throat, "First, my mother forces me to go on a blind date every day, as a single dog, my status in the family is not even as good as my family's Erha, but how can I give in just because of this?"

Watching the blind date every day get better than the other, I really don't feel it.

One day, I was forced by my mother to go on a blind date, and I met a blind date.

We all had cold expressions, and she opened her mouth first, "I'm with the key?" ”

"Three yuan and one handful, ten yuan and three handfuls, are you worthy?"

Faced with such a strange question, I was a little confused at first. ”

"Oh, you deserve it? How many do you have? ”

I smiled, "I haven't told you about my profession yet, I'm a fortune teller, what are you?" ”

After a joke was finished, the tense atmosphere suddenly let go a lot because of Nie An's joke, and some even laughed.

"It's... They are all masters. ”

"The question of worthiness or not is worth pondering. Whether you are worthy or not seems to be a pit. ”

Nie An continued, "The second, a teacher said to a female student.

I'm so tired above, you can't move below, it's okay if you don't cooperate, there is no reaction at all, if there is nothing in the stomach in the future, don't blame the teacher. ”

"I'm sorry, I'm dirty."

"I want to go to the wall crookedly."

With Nie An's two jokes, fish balls, card swiping, Nie An looked at the gifts that were several times more than in the past, and even felt a little grateful in his heart.

But this time, he, Nie An, is going to step on the throne after all, and the first brother of Douyu in the future King Glory Area belongs to him Nie An.

Nie An: "Today, someone called me, picked up the other side and said in a very fierce tone: We have detected that you have spent 2 million in Thailand, and we need to verify it."

When I heard this, I replied: I bought an elephant, what's wrong?

As soon as he finished speaking, the phone had already hung up. ”

"Haha, an obvious scam call, Boss Nie, you're so naughty."

"Alas, when you meet someone like Boss Nie, the liar has nothing to say."

After three paragraphs, Nie An's popularity at the moment is close to the third on the list, reaching 2.6 million.

At this moment, the later sailors were not Nie An's fans, they were completely watching today's event, and after listening to Nie An's jokes, they immediately laughed and fell in love with Nie An's live broadcast style.

A few minutes later, as soon as Nie An got on the account of Glory of Kings, he received an application from his friend, and Nie An recognized it, which was the ID of the god.

After Nie An agreed, he had already seen the formation on the opposite side, the five glory kings, and the dumb god sent a message, "Zhu Xian, don't say that I bullied you, whoever you want to invite, you can invite as you like, this game is open casually." ”

Nie An smiled, this stupid god is really crazier than himself, did he forget that he was beaten and surrendered just now?

"Ladies and gentlemen, is there anyone who is willing to fight with me?"

"Me!"

"What are you, you glorious gold, Boss Nie, I, I'm a noble platinum."

"Your rank is like a joke, the five glory kings opposite, you go up to find the hammer?"

Nie An smiled and casually invited 4 sailors, 3 gold ranks, and one platinum.

When he saw the rank on Nie An's side, in addition to Nie An, the strongest king, there were also 3 gold and 1 platinum, and he suddenly felt a burst of unhappiness.

Nie An looks down on him, there are five glory kings on their side, and there are 3 gold and 1 platinum opposite, if they lose, they will be embarrassed and embarrassed.

In desperation, the god still opened the game, the game is very simple 5V5, and there is no conscription mode, so there is no need to ban heroes.

After Nie An took a shield mountain, "You just choose four shooters." ”

Several people had surprisingly trust in Nie An, and they didn't ask, they all chose the shooter.

Lu Ban, Sun Shangxiang, Yu Ji, Hou Yi.

After entering the loading interface, Nie An also saw the lineup on the opposite side, Miyamoto Musashi, Bai Qi, the cadre Mo Ye, Li Bai, and Hua Mulan.

If you don't hang up, the lineup on the side of the god will completely beat Nie An's side, but Nie An dares to let the sailors choose four shooters, how can he not be prepared?

Little cutie, give me all the opening level 15, and the economy is 20,000.

Also, add a skill to my shield mountain, the shield of enchantments.

Enchantment Shield: One shield is divided into two realms, one side of the shield mountain can resist any damage, and it is in a state of hegemony, and it is not allowed to be interrupted.

At the beginning of the game, the sailors looked at their recommended equipment for a while, directly six god outfits, and the level also reached level fifteen, Nie An took them directly to the middle lane, ready to push the tower.

After looking at the attributes, a disdainful smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he also brushed out the six god outfits and full level for his side.

After Miyamoto Musashi arrived in the middle lane and met the five people on Nie An's side, he locked Lu Ban and directly pressed the second day first-class, and after Li Bai brushed a wave of pigs, the displacement of the 1 skill and the 2nd stage was close, ready to press the Qinglian Sword Song.

Among the shooter damage, the most explosive is Lu Ban, so they have to kill Lu Ban in seconds first.

As soon as the god came up, he invited Lu Ban to eat his favorite two-day first-class and Qinglian Sword Song, and after a wave of damage, Lu Ban died 100%.

At the last moment, as soon as Nie An's enchantment shield opened, a layer of blue phantom was immediately displayed on the screen, and then Miyamoto Musashi, who had just landed, was directly ejected out, and Li Bai's Qinglian Sword Song was also bounced out.

Dumbfounded: "???"

Luban's player, who thought he was going to die, looked at the huge light and shadow on the mobile phone screen at the moment, as well as Miyamoto Musashi and Li Bai who were bounced out.

", what kind of shield mountain is this."

At this moment, Dunshan was holding a huge light shield in his hand, and no one on the stupid side could enter, let alone hurt.

"You just have to fight, no one will touch you next, press forward." For the shield of enchantment, Nie An was surprisingly confident.

Dumbfounded, looking at the game that can't be beaten with any skills, I thought that Kaihang would finally be able to abuse and abuse the immortals, but I didn't expect to be able to touch people.

With Nie An's shield mountain to carry, the four shooters relied on the long-range explosion output, and the opposite side was miserable, so they could only retreat all the time, and they didn't even hold out for two minutes, and they were pressed to the middle by Nie An's side.

Miyamoto Musashi: "It's so aggrieved, obviously there are four shooters on the opposite side, and one of them can die if he lands, but he can't get in at all, I'm so angry."

Cadre Mo Ye: "My skills disappeared when I threw them out, what did I say."

The dumb god looked at the defeated teammates, as well as the huge shield of the shield mountain, meditated hard, and thought about countermeasures.

The dumb god suddenly had a flash of inspiration, first open a crystal invincible, see how you break it.

After opening the Crystal Invincible, the Dumb God called all their teammates back to the spring, and then, as long as he was given time, he could make any plug-in.