The teacher stood on the stage and talked about the theoretical basis for two days, and Zichen and I took turns pretending to be Jin Shao, signing in for him and answering questions......

At that time, even though Zichen was a great talent in the entire computer academy, he didn't know anything about computers, and he used his class time to fool around with Jin Shao, and the YY about the relationship between Jin Shao and Zichen in the school was no less than the scandal between me and Jin Shao.

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Zichen and I stood at the door of the boys' dormitory building and prevaricated, and I said, "It's your program!" ”

Zichen said, "It's your program ......"

The conversation between the two of us had a strong smell of Yida gum, and we couldn't stop at all. Jin Shao's personal information for submitting homework was let by the two of us, and finally Zichen suddenly said to me, "Let me give you an idea?" ”

As soon as my brain short-circuited at that time, I picked up the conversation and asked Zichen, "What?" ”

Zichen gestured with his chin to the boy who came from a distance, the boy looked clean, the clothes on his body were always regular, his expression was warm, and his facial features were gentle. His name is Zhou Jinnian, from the first day of admission, he has dominated the first place in our major and has not let go, you rarely see him studying, but you also rarely see someone whose score can be higher than him, he is a well-deserved student in our major. So Zichen called him the eighth master, the homonym of the tyrant, and then this nickname gradually spread, and in the end, there are not many people who can remember him as Zhou Jinnian.

When the eighth master was a sophomore, he was the head of the learning department, which made me regret going to the propaganda department for a while. Our school welcomed the undergraduate teaching evaluation that year, and the Propaganda Department fully cooperated with the Learning Department to do a good job in this evaluation, so there was a lot of correspondence and cooperation between the two departments.

The first time I saw the eighth master was not at the regular meeting of the department, but I skipped class in the dormitory to help Jin Shao and Zichen make up the number of copies, the eighth master brought people from the study department to come in to check attendance, I quickly stuffed the thermometer that Zichen had prepared for me early in the morning at 38 degrees in my mouth, put the fever tape on my forehead, wrapped in a quilt and lay on the bed, performing a dying appearance.

The eighth master unscrewed the door, but he didn't expect that there was still someone in the girls' dormitory, so he was embarrassed for a moment, and then remembered to ask me, "Why didn't you go to class?" ”

I said to the eighth master in a hoarse voice, "I have a fever!" ”

The eighth master came over and pulled the thermometer out of my mouth, looked at it seriously for a while, shook the thermometer and said to me, "Then you have a good rest." ”

I said, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to skip class. ”

The eighth master said, "The body matters! After that, the people from the study department went out of my room, the eighth master didn't remember my name, but he was the last to go, he walked to the door and turned his face and said to me, "The computer is still hot, and the play is good!" ”

My face was flushed.

Since then, I have secretly promised that when the eighth master speaks on the stage, I will look into his eyes; He was taking notes offstage, and I was staring at his hands...... I have a crush on the heart, but I don't have the courage to chase people, I can only watch countless girls running over to him every day, I can only be anxious, and I don't dare to talk to anyone.

However, I was anxious in my heart, but Zichen and Jin Shao saw it in their eyes, and knew what was going on with my girlish heart, Zichen said to me, "You go to the eighth master and tell him that you can't handle this procedure, and if you can't get it out, you won't be able to finish your business, let him help you!" Last year, we welcomed the undergraduate teaching evaluation, you helped them a lot, and he will not refuse! ”

I asked Zichen, "Why didn't you go?" ”

Zichen asked me rhetorically, "I don't have a crush on him, why did I go!" ”

I was pierced by Zichen in those days, and asked Zichen with a big voice, "Who has a crush on him, who has a crush on him?"

The eighth master walked over to the two of us, said hello, and asked by the way, "Why haven't you seen Jin Shao recently?" ”

Zichen gave me a look, my heart was crossed, and I let go, "Eighth Master......" It took a lot of effort for me to call out these two words, and I felt that the muscles on my face were tight, like a protein line that had been shot for more than a hundred rounds, and it was difficult to open my mouth. The heartbeat is also bizarre, and I dare not open my mouth when I speak, for fear that my heart will really jump out of my throat.

The eighth master turned to me and looked at me with inquiring eyes.

I glanced at Zichen and asked me with his ill-intentioned eyes, "You are so useless, what else can you do?" After he gave me a look, he slipped away, and left Jin Shao's homework to me with joy, and in the future, he said that he was creating opportunities for me and the eighth master!

I fixed my mind and pretended to be nothing, "I can't write a program for my elementary school, can you teach me time?" ”

The eighth master asked, "What's the problem?" ”

I thought for a moment, "There's a problem everywhere!" ”

The eighth master looked at me and laughed, "How many points did you score in the C language?" ”

I blushed and said with difficulty, "61. ”

The eighth master nodded, looking like he knew it in his heart. We have a damn convention in our school that if a student fails a grade, 55 to 59, the teacher will raise the score of this group of students to 61 for humanitarian reasons. I, a person who can't even understand the C language, is now entrusted with the important task of not only writing the program, but also writing double copies, and also figuring out the implementation process of the program, in case of the teacher's random inspection.

I thought that the eighth master would tell me, "Go back and read more books", but what he said was, "Take the books and follow me to the study room." ”

C language is a strange course, the data structure in C language is the strange in the wonderful, you can understand every word, but what it means to connect together is not to let you guess correctly! In addition, the teacher of the C language is from Zhejiang, and they may not need to take the Mandarin test when they are teachers and professors.

The eighth master used his pencil to sketch a few places on my book at random and made a few annotations, and I immediately felt that my mouth was open. He folded a few pages for me, telling me which questions I didn't need to care about and which questions I had to read coherently, and I was like getting a martial arts cheats book and opening up the second pulse of Ren Du. The eighth master accompanied me for two days of self-study, and I not only finished my own program, but also compiled Jin Shao's program.

In the end, the shameless Zichen spread his program in front of me, "Otherwise, you can also write this by the way?" ”

Zichen and I both thought that Jin Shao might have died somewhere, and was hesitating to call the police, and then when we notified the school, he and I received calls from Jin Shao one after another. At two o'clock in the morning, Jin Shao asked us to go out for supper. I couldn't knock on the door of the girls' dormitory, so for the first time in my life, I climbed the dormitory window, climbed a tree, jumped down, and rushed towards Jin Shao, who was standing in the square downstairs of the dormitory, and wanted to fly up and kick him in the face.

Jin Shao probably thought I was going to give him a big hug, and his hands were stretched out to hug me, so I stepped on his foot, "You really want to die, right?" Why don't you die outside, what are you doing when you come back? ”

Jin Shao squatted down, so painful that he wanted to cry without tears, "I finally came back, and you two welcomed me like this?" ”

Zichen fiddled with the buttons on the cuffs of his shirt, it seemed that he didn't show mercy when he beat Jin Shao just now, he said, "Why didn't you think there were two of us when you left?" ”

Jin Shao stood up with a bitter face, "I participated in a humanitarian rescue and went to Africa, I was sure that I could come back before the start of the semester, but I didn't expect it to ......"

Zichen picked up Jin Shao's words, "I didn't expect to meet a beautiful girl on the road?" ”

Jin Shao nodded with his finger and showed a lewd smile to Zichen, which meant "You still know me best brother", and what he said was, "People have three urgency!" ”

I kicked Kim Shao, "There is no rush to get into bed!" ”

Jin Shao put his arms around my neck, "I've heard about it, the small program homework you helped me write, in order to repay your great kindness, I decided to ......" After speaking, he stood up straight, coughed twice, and said very seriously, "We must help you chase the eighth master!" ”

I asked Jin Shao, "Why don't you die in Africa?" ”

Since then, Zichen and I have been accustomed to Jin Shao's disappearances from time to time, and we will no longer make a fuss or scratch our hearts and lungs in a hurry. If life is compared to a game, our life is to fight monsters and upgrade, and Jin Shao is to visit the map, we enjoy the achievement, and Jin Shao enjoys the experience. I have always thought that Jin Shao's game world is because of his lack of food and clothing, and I once envied such a free and easy performance that allowed him to see the prosperity of the world.

In the summer vacation of his junior year, when he was about to enter his senior year, Jin Shao was busy with an internship at Microsoft's Indian company, forgot to pay tuition fees, and missed graduation on schedule; Zichen failed to go on to higher education as scheduled because he missed too many courses later. Both of them stayed one level and became my juniors.

Jin Shao's four seas are his home and game world, maybe not because he is playful and willful, nor does he want to show off his wealth or squander, maybe he just wants to prove his ability to his brother and prove that he is not a rich second generation who is only blessed by his family. The year Jin Shao graduated, I saw his brother for the second time, and when I walked out of the company from work that day, his brother's Phaeton was parked in front of the company, and Jin Dashao, who was in a suit and leather shoes, leaned against the car door and looked at me.