Chapter 57: Shameless Yang Guo, Big Stomach Kirby
The whole world seemed to be quiet at this moment.
Tianyu, Guo Jing Huang Rong, and even Qiu Chuji and others, who shrank in the corner of the wall and didn't dare to come out, couldn't help but look at the middle of the courtyard, the young man who opened his arms and shouted to the sky, his eyes were full of incredulity.
"Yang Guo, this is ...... Super evolved? ”
Looking at Yang Guo, who opened his eyes and said nonsense, the corners of Tianyu's mouth twitched, Damn, after this kid joined the group, he became more able to blow than me.
"Guo'er, what are you talking nonsense, it's clear that these monsters used demon magic to attract thunder and lightning, which caused Aunt Guo ......"
"Aunt Guo, in ancient times, the human emperor Fuxi and his sister Nuwa fell in love with each other, even the ancestors are still like this, why can't we follow the footsteps of our ancestors as descendants?"
Seeing a large group of figures approaching outside the door, Yang Guo's pupils shrank, and without waiting for Huang Rong, who had been split into black charcoal, to finish speaking, he directly interrupted her and shouted loudly.
"As far as I know, the Lord of Huangdao is the same generation as the Patriarch of Chongyang, and Aunt Guo is the same generation as the Daoist Qiu, so to speak, Uncle Guo is also a generation younger than Aunt Guo, why can you get married, you can have children and conceive daughters, but I Yang Guo can't?"
"This ......"
Hearing Yang Guo's questioning, Huang Rong was dumbfounded for a while, of course this mistake was made by someone else, where did she think about this.
Not only Huang Rong, but even Guo Jing and others couldn't help but be stunned when they heard this, and then muttered to each other.
Yes, the Huang gang leader is also Guo Daxia's elder, how can they get married?
"Just now, nine heavenly thunders fell from the sky and struck Aunt Guo's body, do you know why?"
Seeing that a large group of people attracted by the lightning × 9 had gathered at the gate of the Yang family's courtyard, Yang Guo shouted loudly.
"That's Aunt Guo, she disobeyed the will of God, she wanted to stop me from falling in love with my master, but the love between master and apprentice is the trend of the world and cannot be stopped!"
"Aunt Guo herself married her nephew but came to stop others, and the heavens couldn't look at it, so she sent down a thunderbolt to punish her!!"
"Come on, how can you ......"
"Well said!!"
Without waiting for Huang Rong to refute, a tidal wave of cheers sounded outside the door, and even those who looked down on Yang Guo because of his disciple marrying his master couldn't help but cheer loudly at this time.
In their opinion, Yang Guo wanted to get married, and Huang Rong and the others came to stop it, but they were split by the heavenly thunder, not once, but nine times in a row, which shows that God is on Yang Guo's side.
Where the heavens stand, we naturally stand, well, that's right!!
The love between master and apprentice is indeed not tolerated by the world, there is no way, who let the Song Dynasty produce the scum of Zhu Xi.
However, the ancients were superstitious!!
Lao Tzu rode a bull and suddenly disappeared when he went to Hangu Pass, and they all thought that the originator of Taoism was a feather and ascended and became an immortal, not to mention the thunder and thunder of the Nine Heavens that he witnessed with his own eyes.
"Aunt Guo, you have rebelled against the will of heaven, the little nephew should have sent you to Qin Tianjian and asked the priest to deal with it, but how can the little nephew get married today, you are my elder, I Yang Guo will not care about this matter with you, you go, don't step into my Yang family half a step in the future." Yang Guo carried the voice of the people, and shouted at Huang Rong with a righteous face.
For Huang Rong, he didn't have any soft-heartedness, although she taught herself to read and write, she allowed Guo Fu and the Wu brothers to beat and scold her wantonly, and kept jumping up and down to sabotage her marriage, she didn't look like an elder!
Huang Rong was paralyzed there in a daze, she knew before that Yang Guo was brilliant and not under herself, but she didn't expect that in this situation, he could react so quickly.
By virtue of his own lightning split, he not only washed away the scandal of his master-apprentice love, but also poured a bucket of dirty water on me with his backhand!!
"Yang Guo, you are talking nonsense, my father and mother treat you like a mountain, you dare to slander my mother like this, I can't spare you, suffer death!"
Seeing that Yang Guo pointed the finger at Huang Rong every sentence, plus those who were invited by them to help, and now there was a lot of discussion, Guo Fu suddenly became angry, stood up directly from the corner of the wall, drew his sword and rushed towards Yang Guo.
"Guo Fu, this is not Peach Blossom Island, you give me a little restraint!"
Seeing such a situation, this woman is still so arrogant, Yang Guo shouted loudly.
couldn't listen to Yang Guo's words at all, Guo Fu, who had never suffered a trace of grievances, lost all her face here today, and at this moment, she just wanted to vent the anger in her heart.
"I'll kill you ungrateful thing!"
Money!!!
With one claw, he grabbed the long sword that Guo Fu had chopped in, and then crushed it under her terrified eyes.
"Nine Yin White Bone Claw!" Seeing that Yang Guo easily grabbed Guo Fu's saber with his hand, Guo Jing couldn't help but exclaim.
How is it possible, how can it be nine yin and white bone claws, except for me and Brother Zhou in this world, no one should know this kung fu.
"Guo Fu, you have always looked down on me because of your family background, you are superior, it's nothing."
"But today, you took advantage of my absence, broke into my house, drew your sword and swung it at Luffy Ah Xing, and now you claim to kill me, do you really think that I Yang Guo is a good bully?"
In the end, thinking of the grievances he had received on Peach Blossom Island, Yang Guo directly slapped Guo Fu's shoulder and knocked her out.
"Fu'er! You're ...... later."
Seeing his beloved daughter being beaten away, Guo Jing was anxious, and at the same time looked at Yang Guo's eyes full of sadness, he didn't want to see this, he really regarded Yang Guo as his own flesh and blood.
"Uncle Guo, don't worry, the little nephew just knocked her unconscious, there is no danger to her life, you really treat your child well, and your child will never be forgotten, even if Guo Fu has murderous intentions towards her little nephew, for your sake, the little nephew will not really hurt him."
Looking at Guo Jing, a trace of guilt flashed in Yang Guo's eyes, bowed to him, and said sincerely.
"Little brother Yang Guo, the house is kind-hearted, God blesses!"
I don't know who took the lead in shouting, and the entire people around the Yang family waved their fists together, saying things that made countless people numb, but they couldn't refute it.
Tianyu sat on the stool brought by the little dragon girl, took the fruit handed by the super moose, took a bite, and watched all this silently.
I have long known that Yang Guo was very rebellious and debauched when he was a teenager, but he didn't expect that his shamelessness could refresh the limits of his cognition.
In the end, who is the protagonist of "entering the Tao with cheapness", it's me, it's me!!
"Friend, here are some snacks."
Although she is not good at communicating with people, in the few days that Luffy and Ah Xing came here to eat and drink, Xiaolongnu still learned a little, and when she saw this little child sitting there without speaking, she handed over a plate of snacks.
"Thank you, big sister."
Unceremoniously took the snack, Tianyu said casually, and then was about to eat, when suddenly a prompt sounded in the group.
Ding, the big stomach king Kirbymon has joined the group.