The eyes are the windows to the soul.

It has been said that by looking into a person's eyes, one can look directly into the soul.

They looked at each other and didn't say anything, but the other party could understand their minds.

At this moment, Liangxiang Hospital, in the men's bathroom in the lobby on the first floor.

Between Brother Lang and Brother Duck, there is a king-like look at each other.

Both of them saw a hint of panic in each other's eyes.

Zhang Qiya, the leader of Gongchen Street. There are more than a dozen people under him, hundreds of watermelon knives, and small stalls and vendors walking on the road, who doesn't nod their heads and call "Brother Duck" respectfully!

But now Brother Duck is very panicked, damn, I don't know what fairies and monsters I offended, and when I woke up, I actually became a sister paper.

I wanted to come to the hospital to see what was going on, but I suddenly had a very scared rush.

In order to escape this feeling, Brother Duck accidentally hid in the bathroom and saw a beautiful girl in the mirror, which was really punctual!

The ass, the face, the legs...... It's just that I don't seem to have any breasts!

Just looking at it makes you want to drool!

However, in the midst of intoxication, Brother Duck remembered, what is this special...... Isn't that what you see in the mirror?

For a man, or a former man, the coolest thing is to meet a big beauty, and this big beauty can do whatever you want.

However, the most unpleasant thing is that this big beauty is herself!

However, at this time, the peace in the bathroom was broken.

A person suddenly appeared at the door, a man who made Brother Duck's face blush and palpitate.

"! It's this man, that terrible feeling...... It is this kind of look in this person that conveys it. ”

"! What do I do now? Stuck in the toilet! Should I run? But he's at the door! It's horrible......"

"Oh my God! What should I do, he keeps staring at me, he keeps looking at me, his eyes are so scary! Feel...... I feel like I'm about to be eaten...... What should I do? ”

Brother Duck's heart was really panicked, but years of underworld career made him practice a calm and dog-like expression.

If the enemy doesn't move, I won't move!

Right! This is the safest thing to do.

So, Brother Duck turned his head slightly, with a cold expression, how Liu Zilang stared at him, how did he stare at Liu Zilang back.

At this time, Liu Zilang was also in an incomparable inner drama of the battle between heaven and man.

"How can there be a woman in the men's bathroom?"

"That's not right! I must have gone to the wrong toilet! ”

"it...... This...... Isn't this the cool white opening of my heart? It turned out that she went to the toilet, no wonder I couldn't find it. ”

"It's over! Finished...... My goddess! My cool white is open! If she sees it by mistake, will she think I'm a pervert? ”

"Oh my God! What a good image I have in the eyes of the goddess! What should I do now? ”

"Can anyone tell me what to do, online, etc., in a hurry. Shall I go over and say hello to her, and ask for a > by the way

"No! If I do this, I'm afraid I'll be completely blocked. ”

"It's embarrassing! It would be nice if the god of saus was here at this time, he would definitely be able to come up with a sassy operation to help me......"

"Wait! Sassy God? Sao operation ...... Damn, there it is! Watch me come back to life ......"

Between the lightning and flint, countless thoughts sprung up in Liu Zilang, flying around like bullets in his mind.

Two seconds later, Liu Zilang seemed to be possessed by a god.

As he stood in the bathroom doorway, his eyes rolled and his eyes widened and glazed over.

Then he groped for the edge of the door frame with both hands, and then said in surprise: "I'm sorry! Is there anyone in the toilet? Is this a men's or women's restroom? ”

it!

If Li Sao was nearby at this time, he could hear a prompt sound of the system's five-star operation.

It's insidious!

It's so sassy!

Liu Zilang actually pretended to be blind when he had an idea.

In this way, the embarrassment is perfectly resolved!

Even if you accidentally walk into the women's toilet and are blind, there should be a hundred and one out of a hundred girls who will show your understanding!

"Whew! It turned out to be a blind man......"

When Brother Duck heard this, he was obviously relieved.

However, Brother Duck didn't plan to talk to Liu Zilang, because even though he thought he was blind, he still had a deep fear of him.

This may be the feeling of being targeted by "natural enemies" in nature!

"Forehead ......"

This time, Liu Zilang was embarrassed again.

He thought that after he used this sentence to show his blind identity, the girl in the toilet would come and say, "This is the women's bathroom, please go out!" So that he could leave perfectly down the steps.

But now the other party is still silent, silent...... Silent...... Silence is tonight's Cambridge! Kang, your mother's head!

Taking a deep breath, Liu Zilang once again staged Oscar-level acting skills, and began to muttered to himself in the air: "Oops! There seems to be no one in the toilet, so let's not go to the toilet first, what if it's a women's toilet? ”

After saying this, Liu Zilang turned around and walked out like a blind man, exploring the way with both hands.

"The blind man is finally gone! I'm like this now, and it looks like I'm going to ...... Is it true that you can't come to the men's toilet anymore? ”

Seeing that Liu Zilang was gone, Brother Duck also wanted to leave this place of right and wrong as soon as possible.

After all, he is now a woman from the inside out, and staying in the men's bathroom, if other men really come in, it will definitely cause a wave of embarrassment and riots.

"Don't! My men's toilet ......"

"Don't! My urinals ......"

Reluctantly, Brother Duck turned around three times in one step, and countless pictures of the men's toilet began to pour out in his mind.

When he was six years old, he was urinated in the men's toilet and was extorted by an older child for the New Year's worth of ten yuan.

When I was eight years old, I took out the Hongtashan stolen from home in the toilet with a few friends, and learned to smoke for the first time.

When I was ten years old, I took a fruit knife and asked for a dozen dollars of pocket money from a few first-grade kids in the toilet.

When he was fifteen years old, he dropped out of school and mixed with society, slashed with others, and his arm was slashed and he bled a lot and didn't dare to go home.

When he was seventeen years old, he was already a little embarrassed, and he took a few younger brothers to block Internet cafes and game machine halls to ask for protection money for students, but his father, who was the street director, chased him with a stick and beat him violently, hiding in the toilet and refusing to go out.

Before he went to the army at the age of eighteen, before leaving, he accidentally saw his father, who had always been cold and strict with him, secretly hiding in the toilet alone while smoking and wiping his tears.

Twenty-three years old......

Twenty-five years old......

……

There are too many memories, and Brother Duck feels that the epitome of his life seems to be in this men's toilet.

…… The first free king of the Tang Dynasty

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