Chapter 287: The Ball Doesn't Kick Like This!
After finding a corner and secretly bandaging the wound, Xie Langda sat on the ground, and the advanced regeneration was recovering his injuries at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Later, after the wound had recovered, Xie Lang took off his windbreaker and burned it, and then threw it into the artificial lake to destroy the evidence.
What made Xie Lang cry and laugh was that the system actually praised "him" for his low quality and poor character, and brought him 20 rich cultivation points?
I rub.
Lao Tzu's character is inferior?
It's just throwing some garbage into the lake, why is it called unqualified?
This made Xie Lang really depressed.
Frightened, he quickly took off his pants and poured urine into the artificial lake to suppress the shock.
Bite!
The system also praised Xie Lang's disorderly behavior and peeing in public, which brought him 10 points again.
Current rank: Luxurious Platinum 2, 40 points!
"And this operation? Phew. Xie Lang spat into the artificial lake again.
At this point, the system finally stopped making any sound.
If someone finds out at this time, this guy who pees on the edge of the artificial lake is the previous ghost knife, I'm afraid that no one will believe it even if he says it.
If Xie Lang wears a mask, he is a high-minded and awe-inspiring guy...
Then, when he takes off his mask, there is no difference between him and the gangsters in the market.
Because the difference in temperament between the two is too big.
"Stop!"
At this time, Xie Lang had just turned around and left, and an old man with gray hair appeared behind Xie Lang.
"Boy, I saw you peeing in the East and West Lake just now!"
"Hmm..."Xie Lang was a little speechless, "Old man, are you wrong, seeing that you are so old, your eyes are not good, right?" ”
"You... You say who has bad eyes? The old man picked up the fishing rod on the edge of the lake and wanted to hit Xie Lang.
Xie Lang dodged sideways, and suddenly said angrily, "Old man, there are more people urinating, don't you see what kind of tricks are there on the edge of this lake... You're looking for them, you're looking for them, why are you beating me? ”
"Drink, you kid pee in the lake, and you have a face to talk back?"
The old man looked at Xie Lang and asked, "Say, which school you are from, I will find your school leaders to evaluate it." ”
"I'll judge you as a hammer, and I'm an idiot to tell you, slippery." Xie Lang kicked the old man's fish and stabbed it, and then ran away as if he was running away.
This TM is amazing!
The system actually brought Xie Lang another 10 points?
The current Xie Lang rank: Luxurious Platinum 2, 50 points!
Is this Nima a "human" thing?
Xie Lang, this kid is too shameless.
The old man looked at the fish he had worked so hard to catch, but they were all kicked into the lake by this kid, and he was immediately so angry that he blew his beard and glared, pulled up the fishing rod, and chased after him.
Hearing the sound of rapid running behind him, Xie Lang couldn't help but turn his head to look, and couldn't help but be stunned: What's the matter, this old man actually chased after him?
And the old man is still the kind of chasing and scolding, "Stinky boy, do you dare to run?" Peed into the East and West Lake, kicked over my fish and stabbed it, the old man has lived for such a long time, and he has never seen such a shameless guy as you. ”
"Bang dang!"
As he was talking, he didn't pay attention, and Xie Lang bumped into Shen Wanwan and Luo Qili who came over.
That's even more coincidental!
"Xie Lang?"
"Luo Qili, Shen Wanwan?" Xie Lang's eyes widened, he turned his head and quickly looked at the old man, and said, "I have something to do, so I won't tell you about it yet, and I'll slip away." ”
Until Xie Lang ran away......
The old man ran over panting, and as soon as Luo Qili saw the old man, she immediately stepped forward and shouted affectionately, "Grandpa, you have come to Dongxi Lake to fish again, you see that I have brought Wan Wan to see you today." ”
Grandfather?
Burst.
Fortunately, Xie Lang is not here, otherwise this misunderstanding would have been a big one.
"Hey, that's bad luck!"
Luo Qingchang sighed, "I just went fishing by the lake, and when I came back from a trip to the toilet, I saw a kid peeing on the lake, you said that the young people nowadays are really unqualified, so I said two words to him, and even kicked me in the fish, and I don't know which child it is, it's really a bad character!" ”
Mrs. Luo said angrily.
When Shen Wanwan and Luo Qili heard this, they first looked at their grandfather, and then at Xie Lang who fled in the distance...
The second daughter was thinking at the same time: Your sister, the kid in Grandpa's mouth, could it be Xie Lang?
It can't be such a coincidence, right??
Luo Qili looked crying and laughing, looked at her grandfather and asked, "Grandpa, what does the person you said look like, you describe it to me, I'll see if it will be the classmate I met at school..."
"That kid is tall and thin, with thief eyebrows, small eyes, and a lewd look, and if I meet him next time, I'll definitely recognize him." Mrs. Luo looked at Luo Qili and said.
Turning his head, he looked at Shen Wanwan and said, "Yo, isn't this the girl of the Shen family, why do you have time to come to see grandpa today." Mrs. Luo said with a smile, his face was very kind.
The corners of the mouth that faced Xie Lang before, it was almost like two people.
But when the second daughter heard it, her face suddenly changed.
Tall and thin, with thief eyebrows and rat eyes, small eyes??
The most important thing is that this person is very obscene and pees in the lake.
This kind of obscene guy, apart from Xie Lang, who else can there be?
Shen Wanwan was still arguing with Luo Qili before, saying that Xie Lang was a good kid.
As a result, when I heard Grandpa Luo's words again, my face was blushing.
Is this what "people" do?
"Uh...... Grandpa, there are no such people in our school. ”
Luo Qili hurriedly gave Shen Wanwan a look, stepped forward to hold her grandfather's arm, and said in a coquettish voice: "Grandpa, I'll help you get the fishing rod, let's go home early to rest, it's too hot today." ”
"Yes, Grandpa Luo, let's go back early!"
The two daughters supported the old lady one on the left and one on the right.
"Gee, if only everybody were polite to you two girls."
Mrs. Luo said kindly, the two granddaughters, including Shen Wanwan, turned around and went home after returning to the scene to collect the pole
…………
At the same time, on the other end, walking on the way home, Xie Lang kept muttering:
"Mom. If it weren't for my brother's view that there were classmates at the scene, if I didn't kick this old man into the water, I would have lost! ”
Early the next morning.
Xie Lang was carrying a small satchel, and his front foot had just entered the gate of the campus, and at this moment, the playground was lined with students jogging in the morning, and dozens of students were playing football on the playground.
"Whew."
A big kick shot!
At this time, the football was kicked out and flew in the direction of Xie Lang.
"Hey, that classmate, go pick up the ball for me." A boy with long hair like a flowing river maple shouted at Xie Lang.
"Brother Biao, that kid is Xie Lang... I heard that it is very awesome, Zhou Ping and the newcomer Murong Junjie are his little brothers, and Shen Wanwan is his little fan sister. A few classmates hurriedly persuaded this guy.
"Damn, why didn't you say it earlier."
The guy was frightened and explained, "That's... Brother Lang, excuse me, can you kick the ball over for a while? He heard the reminders of several classmates, and his tone changed suddenly.
Originally, Xie Lang was about to go crazy, but when he heard this kid's cowardly tone, he was embarrassed to attack.
"Ball... It's not such a kick, lad! ”
Xie Lang walked to the edge of the football and stepped on the football, "Look, I'll show you." ”
Xie Lang put the small satchel on the side of the grass, and then made a standard Beckham-like kicking position.
"Bang!"
After a loud bang, the football flew out like a cannonball, and the opposing goalkeeper didn't react at all, and saw the football hanging into the upper left corner of the goal frame.
Super Long Shot, World Wave!
Xie Lang's kick shocked all the students on the playground.