Volume 2 Two Rats Fighting Chapter 2 Two or Three Things About Opening a House
"Are you two opening a room?" The innkeeper looked at a man and a woman in front of him with a smile and asked casually.
He can see this kind of children in the rivers and lakes a lot, This kind of male and female combination of heroes and heroines walking the rivers and lakes is generally affectionate to each other, but most of the "heroes" pretend to be righteous gentlemen, and most of the "heroines" are also relatively clean and self-conscious, and he finally honestly separates the two rooms, and he can also logically earn money for one more room - it's not that there are no men and women who are not allowed to open a room by him, but this kind of general is not a husband and wife, or a fairy couple who is about to come to fruition, The innkeeper is also happy about the beauty of adults.
However, the pair of men and women who appeared in front of him today were a little different.
The dashing woman in men's clothes was not shy at all in the face of the boss's explicit hints, and turned her head to her male companion with a big grin and asked, "How is it?" Stay in one or two? ”
And her male companion just rolled his eyes in the face of the girl's somewhat explicit and shameless words, and said angrily: "Is there a difference?!" ”
The girl muttered: "There is still a difference, I will go out to find someone if I live in two rooms, and I will not go out to find someone today if I live in one." ”
Male Companion: "......"
Boss: "......"
- What the hell?! Isn't this woman the legendary plain female Taoist witch, who wants to find a man to make up for it every night?! And is this Mr. Companion the Furnace of the Witches who have been collected and turned into slag?! Otherwise, would ordinary people be able to say such things?! When did the world of this beam become so open?!
The boss was all wrong, and there was a little horror in his eyes, because if this "heroine" was really a demon cultivator from the Su Nu Dao as he thought, he might have to find a way to sneak out and go to the local big family for help!
"Ouch, eldest sister, don't say such misleading words!" The man stopped his female companion who wanted to continue speaking with a complaining face, and said to the boss Zhengse: "My name is Yan Yuan, and this is Ruan ......."
"Ruan Yin (yan), Yin Hong's Yin." Ruan Yin took over.
The above pronunciation is a pseudonym commonly used by Ruan Yin, whose name is generally pronounced as 阮殷 (yin), which is pronounced as a surname, because the name Ruan Yin originated from her mother, who was surnamed Yin, and in the same way, Ruan Zhu's mother did have the surname Zhu. Yan Yuan felt that Ruan Clutch's level of naming was really hopeless, and Ruan Yin agreed. And the two reached a consensus after discussing the academic issue of "how to name her father if a wife gives birth to two children", and they are glad that Ruan Yin and Ruan Zhu did not become Ruan Dayin and Ruan Eryin.
"Well, to explain in advance, the two of us are not plain women...... I'm not a scumbag, and this Nizi is not a plain girl. Yan Yuan actually didn't know what the reason for the boss's panic was, but it was nothing more than that, just in case he explained so, and then saw the boss's expression softened slightly, and knew that he had hit the right situation, "It's just that this Nizi is more jumpy by nature, and to put it bluntly, she talks nonsense like crazy from time to time, boss, don't care." ”
"Hey! Who is crazy! ”
"Isn't that you!? What kind of car are you doing with others?! Evaluate your own words, can you not be regarded as a plain female Taoist witch?! Yan Yuan said angrily: "I found that you have begun to let yourself go along the way!" ”
"Isn't that holding back too long?" Ruan Yin pursed his lips and muttered angrily, this sentence made the boss on the side drift to Yan Yuan with a strange look, but he didn't say anything at this time, just asked, "So the two guest officers ...... One room or two rooms? ”
"Open two ......" Yan Yuan just wanted to talk about the two, but suddenly remembered a very serious problem, he turned his head and glanced at Ruan Yin, and said in a low voice: "We have no money." ”
Ruan Yin: "......"
Then Yan Yuan suddenly made an extremely serious appearance, and said righteously: "I heard that there have been flower thieves who have been haunted here recently, Ruan Meizi, it is not safe for you to open a room alone...... Let's open a separate room, boss, do you have a room with two beds? ”
The boss smiled and said, "No." ”
- You two will sleep in the same bed for me, coward!
Yan Yuan seemed to be able to see such words in his eyes, but Yan Yuan felt that he was so wronged!
- The boss is completely different from what you think! I'm not interested in this lily girl at all! If my female companion is Cui Xiyao, then he Yan Yuan will definitely open this big bed room without hesitation! Anyway, he doesn't suffer! But now the object is Ruan Yin, she is not interested in herself, and she can't beat her! There's no benefit at all, isn't there any point in just being able to see and not eat?!
"Makes sense...... Can you save money......" Yan Yuan said to himself with tears streaming down his face, and then said silently to the boss: "Thank you for a big bed room." ”
"Hehe, thank you for your patronage."
……
The boss witnessed the pair of strange men and women carrying a little luggage upstairs, and there was a sense of joy in his heart that he had done a good deed, and he gave a thumbs up to the dashing hero in his heart, and said in his heart: "Boss, I can only help you get here." Then he bowed his head again and began to settle the score, but it was not long before another couple of guests arrived.
- Another pair of men and women.
- Strange, why are there so many heroes and heroines today?
The boss muttered in his heart, then looked up and began to look at the two in front of him.
The man among the two looked to be about the same age as Yan Yuan and Ruan Yin, thin, pale, and a little unhealthy, but his eyes were as sharp as an eagle, and his female companion looked several years younger than him, with a cute baby face, but what was more attractive than her face was her graceful figure that was different from the childishness on her face, and even the boss who had seen a lot couldn't help but glance at it a few more times, and then sighed in his heart:
- Yikes! This Nizi milk amount is made!
However, he then withdrew his gaze, because the boss then noticed a small sword hanging from her waist, he coughed twice, and asked, "Two guest officers, do you want to stay in the hotel?" ”
"You can stay in a hotel, one room." The man smiled elegantly and said lightly.
"Oh......" Before the boss could say the classic lines, the man in front of him was killed with one blow, which made the boss feel a little unfinished, he lowered his head and registered, and asked casually: "What do the two guest officers call them?" ”
"In the next song, this is the song of the contemptible sister."
He smiled.