Chapter 32: Romance Brain Syndrome
I looked at Kennie and put on the most harmless face with what I thought was the brightest smile, trying to convince her to believe me with this sincerity, "You just fell out of love, and Zhao Ye happens to be single, it doesn't hurt for the two of you to get to know each other, what if it's appropriate?" ”
"Wait a minute...... "Konnie made a STOP gesture, "let me sort it out, I think it's a bit messy." She turned to me and asked, "Aren't you single?" ”
I said, "Yes! ”
Kenny asked me, "Then why don't you two give it a try, just in case it's the right fit?" And when you just entered the house, your whole face was full of stories about spring. Then you tell me that because I broke up, let me go on a blind date with the man you are having an affair with, let me take the liberty of asking, how can you be so shameless? ”
"PTSD," Miss Liao threw down the book of "Men's Clothes" in her hand and sat up straight, watching Kennie answer the question she had just asked me, "is the abbreviation of post-traumatic stress disorder, and patients will experience traumatic re-experience symptoms, which means that the person in a similar situation will feel that the traumatic event will happen again." ”
Keni pondered Miss Liao's words for a while, and probably found that she didn't understand at all, so she yelled at Miss Liao, "Talk about people!" ”
Miss Liao stretched out her hand and pointed at me, "This girl read too many romance novels when she was young, and she suffered from romance syndrome. I think that a man has to be the dish in his own bowl, a man has to take himself to see the stars and the moon, and a man has to be in harmony with himself and will not want her, plus the Korean dramas and Japanese dramas at that time are not taught well, either playing the brain-dead, or stupid Bai Tian, or the savage girlfriend played by the whole goddess, when people act, the original intention is that you are good-looking, and you can be forgiven no matter how out of line, but this group of girls who are in love with brains think that as long as they are brain-dead, savage, and silly Bai Tian, they can find Gao Fu and handsome, That's why they're brain-dead, savage, and stupid! She pretended to be crazy and stupid in front of Zhao Ye for more than ten years, and Zhao Ye ate fasting and chanting Buddha in front of her. So this girl is now delusional, she was so brainless, so savage, so stupid and sweet, she was not looked down upon, and now she has become a normal person, what chance is there to fall in love? In addition, there is a person who doesn't know what intentions have been making bad ideas behind her back, no matter how Zhao Ye hints, she just thinks it's not good, and she has to come to prove that Zhao Ye is right and she won't marry! You ......" Miss Liao patted Konnie, "be considerate of the disadvantaged!" ”
Keni sat there silent for a long time, probably dismantling Miss Liao's words, and then still looked puzzled, "She did it herself to death, we won't stop it, what if she really killed herself in the end, and Zhao Ye fell in love with someone else?" ”
Miss Liao waved her hand, "She is using the unreliability of each of us to set off her white lotus-like holy sentiments." ”
Only then did it dawn on Kne, "Scheming! ”
At night, I knocked on Miss Liao's door to return her cosmetics, and after everything was quietly put back in the drawer, I sat on her bed and let out a long sigh. Miss Liao sat on a chair in front of the desk, turned to me and asked, "What's wrong?" Didn't get along well with Zhao Ye at night? ”
I shook my head and pouted, "No...... It was a good chat. ”
Miss Liao nodded, "What's the matter?" ”
I told Jin Shao about his appearance at the date place at night, the matter of helping me pay the bill and the matter of leaving a note, Miss Liao moved her chair and sat in front of me, poking her fingers at my temples, "You ate it yourself when you were cooking hot pot, right?" Why are you telling Jin Shao where you are dating! ”
I said, "How do I know he's going to go?" ”
Miss Liao said, "Didn't you think this was very likely to happen? If...... I mean if, because you don't believe it, Jin Shao likes you, we can only if. If Jin Shao is hindered by you always acting like we are brothers, so he doesn't dare to chase you, then do you think that when Jin Shao knows that you are dating someone else, and it is your male god, both of your parents recognize each other's existence...... As Jin Shao, who has been silently dedicated to your unrequited love, with his outstanding character, isn't it normal for him not to make trouble? ”
I solemnly said to Miss Liao, "Jin Shao and I are just friends in the pure sense!" ”
Miss Liao said, "You explain to me that there is a fart, so what does Zhao Ye think about this matter?" ”
I said truthfully, "Zhao Ye just asked me how Jin Shao and I met, and then I recalled the experience of the two of us when we first met, and suddenly found a particularly sad thing. ”
Miss Liao asked me very quickly, "You found that you like him too?" The last word rose in pitch and raised an octave, and I quickly shook my head, "How is that possible!" I found out that Jin Shao relied on others to chase girls when he was in college, how could I believe that he could correctly guide me to chase the male god? Still...... Believed it twice! I didn't remember to fail once, but I actually believed him again! If I had known Zhao Ye normally at the beginning, and got along with He Meimei, I wouldn't have been able to keep it all together by now! "I have a hideous face of regret, Miss Liao is a hideous face of "if you don't laugh again, I will suffocate to death", stood up and patted me on the shoulder with the attitude of a passerby, "Who doesn't have a second secondary time, you are just a little longer in secondary school, but it's not too late to wake up!" Then you're going to arrange a blind date for Connie tonight? ”
"I'm not a!" I slapped myself hard, "I didn't control it when I was eating, and I told Zhao Ye that I was going to introduce him to Kernie, and I told the matter, I couldn't finally jump in front of Zhao Ye and say to him, 'Hi...... I'm Kernie, my name is Li Pei, the word Koni? ’”
Miss Liao thought for a while, "Actually, I don't agree with women chasing men, men and women have different division of labor, and there is really no need to steal the show." Zhao Ye is interesting to you, you just go back and forth with him, he will start sooner or later, you don't have to worry! ”
I sighed, it was too late to regret it now, "I also promised Zhao Ye that Keni must be a normal person!" ”
Miss Liao looked at me, "I'm really worried about your three views, your understanding of normal people may be different from normal people." ”
At that time, I didn't quite understand what Miss Liao's words meant, but on the night of the blind date, I was able to come into contact with the true face of Keni's Lushan. If I were her ex-boyfriend's mom and my son didn't break up with Konnie, I would break his legs! I was still thinking about how to meet at a bar, but Kenny herself said, "The last time my cousin asked me to meet was a nice place, so be it!" ”
"Where?" I looked at Miss Liao and asked.
Miss Liao said with a smile, "Jin Shao's wine!" ”
I went early that night, Zhao Ye arrived later, looked at the position I chose, and then sat next to me, I turned to look at him strangely, he also turned his face to look at me, "What's wrong?" ”
I asked Zhao Ye, "I introduced you to Konnie, wouldn't it be nice for you to sit here?" ”
Zhao Ye said, "I don't believe that this girl you introduced to me will be a normal person. ”
I grinned and was speechless.
Zhao Ye said, "Otherwise, I wouldn't have made an appointment to meet at the bar, right?" ”
I smiled again, looking nervously at my watch, wondering why Konnie hadn't arrived yet. She was already late, so I had to try hard to find a topic so that Zhao Ye couldn't feel the passage of time, and the bartender at the bar came over to urge the order without a look, asking us if we still ordered? Don't order food, there is no shortage of customers at this point!
I cursed Jin Shao 10,000 times in my heart, and if he didn't help, it would be okay, and he sent someone to drag him over.
Zhao Ye looked at his watch, turned his face and asked me, "You won't surprise me at the end, saying that your name is Kernie, right?" ”
"I ......" I was speechless for a moment, and before I could explain, the belated Connie appeared. She was wearing a sportswear, a pair of canvas shoes on her feet, and a backpack, with no makeup on her face and a ponytail, so simple that she looked like a student from the 13th Middle School next door. Kennie put a green tea face in her bag, and now she has turned into a farmer's spring, and she doesn't know how to expect Jin Shao to come over and cut off her beard for a while?
Keni and Zhao Ye said hello, "I'm sorry, I'm late!" The driver was so immoral, I took a taxi from Dongzhimen, he gave me a detour to Haidian District and then went back to Nanluoguxiang, I was angry and asked him to throw me in Nanluoguxiang, ran over! ”
"Have a glass of water!" Zhao Ye raised his hand and asked the waiter to pour some water over here.
Cockie panted and sat down across from her, "Are you in a hurry?" I'm really embarrassed! ”
Zhao Ye shook his head, "It's okay, as long as there are no accidents on the road!" ”
"There was no accident, but the driver was stupid, when he was born, his mother must have kept his brain in his stomach and stuffed the placenta to him, so around, who can't see that he detoured! Although I am a road idiot, I also know that Dongzhimen is here, and he will drive for almost two hours at most......" Keni gestured with a two, "If I hadn't found out earlier, I would have to go to Xisanqi in a while!" ”
Zhao Ye comforted, "It's okay, some drivers are like this, otherwise you can order food first, right?" ”
Kenny waved her hand, "I've been eating all the way when I came down from Nanluoguxiang!" Fortunately, I was quick-witted, and I thought that I would have something to do in the evening, so I took an afternoon off in the afternoon, and I walked in this direction as soon as I got off work at noon, otherwise I wouldn't know where I was at this time! ”
"You walked for more than six hours, and you can't walk from Dongzhimen to Houhai?" I looked at Kney and asked, "You've crawled over here, haven't you?" ”