Chapter 284: Can't Afford to Make a Joke

I really didn't expect that I would be targeted when I came in, and my brain crashed for a while, and I forgot how to respond.

Everyone was gloating, and there was still a hint of friendship between classmates, all of them waiting to see my jokes.

The person who spoke was a jealous woman in our department back then, named Li Fei, who went around saying bad things about others, and liked to spread scandals.

If you see who doesn't like the eye, you can keep talking.

There was a girl in our department who went out to do public welfare with her seniors, and she came back late, and she was not allowed to enter the dormitory.

Li Fei and the girl had a bad relationship, and they suddenly caught the handle, and shouted every day that the two of them went to open a room, and the black one became white.

Later, the girl also fell in love, and Li Fei said a word from left to right, causing the two to break up, forcing the girl to almost jump from the top of the building, and dropped out of school not long after being rescued.

I haven't forgotten this incident until now, Li Fei didn't come to the first two class reunions, obviously he was also in Beicheng, but he suddenly came this time, eighty percent of it was to sarcastically mock me.

After all, I don't have a good relationship with her either.

"Who do you say is a slut?" Fang Yiqing immediately replied, "Didn't brush your teeth when you went out in the morning?" Mouth so stinky? ”

Li Fei was dressed in a flamboyant manner, dressed extremely revealingly, the V-neck was about to open to the lower abdomen, the two big breasts were about to come out, and many men who saw it had straight eyes.

"Fang Yiqing, why are you still being a dog by He Chu's side?" Li Fei sneered, "Back then, you followed He Chu against me. What's the matter, still now? ”

"I think you're the one who is the dog, right? Whatever the masters shout, you can call! Fang Yiqing said angrily.

"It's really sharp-toothed, I guess I learned it from He Chu, right?" Li Fei looked at me as she spoke, "Really?" He Chu? ”

I took a deep breath, "Li Fei, the class reunion, not our private party, I don't want to have any quarrel with you." ”

"Oh, that's really thoughtful, but it seems like it's mine." Li Fei used an exaggerated tone, "But I don't think anyone will mind, right?" ”

Everyone was silent, those who drank tea drank tea, and those who ate melon seeds ate melon seeds.

Obviously, these people are in a neutral attitude and do not take sides, but they also clearly want to watch the show.

But I don't want to be a person in the play, let alone a monkey in their eyes.

"Li Fei, everyone is a classmate, so there's no need to make things so stiff, right?" Fang Yiqing knew what I meant, and softened her tone a little.

"I thought you were classmates, but you didn't mean that. What's more, I just made a few jokes about you, but it attracted your bombardment......" Li Fei said, and threatened to cry.

I didn't expect her to do so much in the scene, and I didn't expect that someone would comfort her!

God, can't they see that Li Fei is pretending?

But it soon became clear to me that they didn't know, but that they were all going to play tricks on me.

"He Chu, what kind of attitude do you have, you just came to bully Li Fei like this. Li Fei is just joking with you, just forget it if you can't afford it. ”

"That's right, but think about it, a girl from a slum who has been a second young grandmother and a young grandmother is naturally disdainful of joking with us."

Joke?

I almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood!

Is there such a joke!

"I'm so embarrassed." I said calmly: "I didn't expect Li Fei to make such a joke with me, I didn't grasp it well for a while, and my tone was a little heavier......"

Fang Yiqing pulled me and signaled me not to be soft.

Li Fei listened to my words with a smug look on her face.

"However, you are really getting more and more beautiful, and your ability to seduce men is also more powerful, and you are married, and you can still let so many men maintain you." I looked at Li Fei with a smile and said to myself: "When I was in college, I heard that you played a good hand of cards, and you played with four or five men in a hotel for one night." ”

Li Fei's face was dark.

I silently curled the corners of my lips, wasn't that a joke? Then I'm going to see who can do it better!

"He Chu!" Li Fei glared at me through gritted teeth.

I blinked and looked at her innocently, "What's wrong?" Did I say something wrong? ”

Li Fei's breathing was rapid, his chest fluctuated up and down, and the eyes of the man next to him were about to get in.

Fang Yiqing picked up a cup of tea on the table at this time and walked over: "Li Fei, we haven't seen each other for a long time, I salute you." ”

Li Fei didn't seem to expect Fang Yiqing to do this, and was stunned.

At this moment of stunnedness, Fang Yiqing's hand was crooked, and all the tea was directly spilled on Li Fei's wide open V-neck.

Tea poured down.

Li Fei immediately screamed.

However, she was caught by tea, so naturally there was no shortage of people to help her clean up.

Several big hands grabbed the paper towel immediately, saying "I'll help you clean up", but in fact, they grabbed it a few times.

I could clearly see that the cherries were already exposed.

I wrinkled my eyebrows slightly and glanced at Fang Yiqing, but she raised her chin at me, looking relieved.

After such a toss between the two of us, naturally no one dared to say anything in a short period of time.

"Sit down."

The two of us sat down.

The squad leader cleared his throat, "It seems that we have more people this year than last year, but ...... Why is Wu Hao gone? ”

"That's right, he still ordered this place."

They chattered and discussed, and someone called Wu Hao, I lowered my eyes and looked at the tea, and said secretly: I'm afraid this Wu Hao won't be able to come.

Fang Yiqing came over mysteriously and said to me, "Xiao Chu, have you seen it, the squad leader's eyes have been staring at you." ”

I glanced at it casually, just in line with the foreman's gaze.

His eyes lit up and he looked away in a panic, but his ears were a little red.

"He's liked you for years." Fang Yiqing said.

"That's his business, too." I said helplessly.

"Hey, it's a pity, I heard that he hasn't married a wife for you until now." Fang Yiqing said regretfully, and deliberately bumped me lightly with her elbow, and asked with a wicked smile: "Don't think about it?" ”

Without hesitation, I replied, "Not considering." ”

"Also, you are like a eucalyptus, so naturally you don't look down on other men."

Just as Fang Yiqing was whispering to me, the door of the private room was pushed open, and a man with a bandage on his body walked in tremblingly.

"Excuse me...... I'm late......"