"Assert ......"

Strange sounds came out of the black hole, like excited hooves, like angry roars, like the wails of terrible ghosts, and then one by one the fierce gods and demons rushed out like wild beasts that had escaped from their troubles.

They are no different from humans on the surface, but their faces are hideous, and there is an evil in their eyebrows.

In just the blink of an eye, the mountains and fields were already full of black and oppressive figures, and the demons greedily sucked the fresh air from the outside world, and thousands of pairs of eyes stared at Uncle Wang cruelly, bloodthirsty, and angry.

"Kill him!"

With a roar, the demons threw themselves into the sky.

"Look for death!"

Wang Bo snorted coldly and put the long sword behind his back.

Killing chickens with cattle slaughtering knives, these black prison demons are just some low-level minions, and using weapons is simply an insult to "astonishment", and he doesn't even bother to make a move.

Uncle Wang's whole person turned into a shock, swooping down from the sky, and wherever he passed, those demons were instantly turned into powder by the fierce sword qi!

The army of demons scattered all over the mountains and fields was wiped out in just an instant.

Uncle Wang rushed straight into the black hole, and then the nameless mountain "rumbled" and shook, and it closed again, and the silence of the scene could be heard, and everything returned to calm.

......

Xu Mo stuffed all his belongings into the treasure bag, Xiaohuo's size was not big, just enough to sit in the basket, and Wangcai put on an old Xu Mo's T-shirt, with a pair of sunglasses and a cap, sitting coquettishly in the back position, with a pair of dog paws on Xu Mo's back.

"The Buddha wants gold, and the dog needs clothes, this is the first time I have entered the city, and I must not be looked down upon by the dogs in the city!"

When he rode to the intersection, there was just a red light, Xu Mo braked and stopped, and the traffic coordinator who was standing at the intersection to maintain order took a look at it, and then walked over.

"Young man, don't you know that now bicycles and battery cars can't carry people?"

"I'm not carrying anyone......"

Xu Mo replied in surprise.

"Not manned?"

The assistant manager paused for a moment, and pointed to the back seat very angrily: "You think everyone else is blind, the back seat is such a big person, and you say that you didn't carry ......."

The assistant manager thought to himself that the ideological consciousness of young people nowadays is too low, and they have all been arrested, so how can they still deny it? You can't take others for fools when you talk nonsense!

It's not a human being in the back, is it a dog?

It is everyone's duty to abide by the law, and we must criticize and educate it!

At this time, Wangcai raised his head and poked his head out from behind Xu Mo, and the assistant manager was stunned for a moment, and swallowed back all the last half of the words that came to his mouth.

I rub!

What a dog!

"Ahem!"

The assistant manager coughed twice to hide his embarrassment: "Even if it is a dog, it can't be carried casually, what if you jump off the road and rampage on the road, it is easy to cause a traffic accident!"

"If you don't let you carry people, why do you still let you produce a vehicle with a back seat, isn't this a contradiction to take off your pants and fart?"

Xu Mo couldn't help but complain in his heart, but he promised again and again: "What you said is too right, it's because I didn't think about my safety, I am willing to accept criticism and education, and I have deeply realized my wrong behavior, and I will never make the same mistake again in the future, comrade green, can I go?"

"What comrades are green, how do you speak!"

The assistant manager's face sank, and the volume increased by an octave, they have all been professionally trained, and their attitudes are actually very kind, but the most taboo thing for men is the word "green".

"No, I mean it's green......"

Xu Mo looked at the other party deeply, he was so sensitive to green, this comrade should be a person with a story, if he wasn't in a hurry to move into a new home, he really wanted to buy a bottle of wine and sit down and talk about life with him.

"Let's go, let's go, pay attention later. ”

The assistant manager waved his hand impatiently.

......

About 20 minutes later, Xu Mo arrived at his new home, Yujiang Tiandi.

Xu Mo didn't go directly into the community, but first walked around the surroundings.

There are four communities around, people come and go, the traffic is busy, the flow of people is very strong, there is a shopping center 300 meters to the north is about to be completed and opened, it is not far from the central hospital, you can get it by bicycle for a few minutes, and the surrounding supporting facilities are not bad.

Only the gate of Yujiang Tiandi is closed, uninhabited, and looks particularly deserted, and there is a security guard sitting in the security booth at the door, barely adding a little popularity to the community.

"No, this real estate is all mine alone, of course there is no one!"

Xu Mo patted his forehead, and then he realized that the community had not been sold to the outside world, and he was the first and only owner to move in here.

Xu Mo was about to enter the community, but was attracted by the noise not far away, he looked around, and he didn't know what was going on at the "Earl's Mansion", there were a large number of people around the entrance of the community, everyone was talking about it, which was more lively than a tea party.

Chinese people have one thing in common, that is, they like to join in the fun, and Xu Mo is no exception, and immediately pushed the cart over.

When they got closer, they could see two men and two women in the crowd beating each other, they were all wearing colors, the women were pulling each other's hair, they felt pain when they looked at each other, and from time to time they kicked off the plate with their feet, and the two men scuffled into a ball, rolling on the ground, and their clothes were torn.

"I'll go, mixed doubles!"

I didn't expect to have a good show to watch just after moving, but there is one thing that makes Xu Mo very puzzled, when two men and one woman fight, they catch an adulterer, and two women and one man are teaching a lesson to the junior, but what is the situation between two men and two women?

"Hey, young man, I see that you are a little faceless, are you a new resident?" The aunt next to her glanced at Xu Mo and took the initiative to talk.

In addition to square dancing, chatting gossip is also one of the indispensable leisure activities for aunts.

Some thick-skinned people not only want to say, but also point fingers to their faces, if you argue with them for half a sentence, their attitude is more fierce than you, relying on the old and selling the old, and they have no scruples at all.

"I'm the Yujiang Famous Garden opposite, and I just moved in today. ”

"The opposite building has been built for a long time without moving, when will it be sold?"

Xu Mo didn't say this, thinking that the entire community was surrounded by me, of course there was no movement, but he couldn't say it, because it was too hateful.

"Auntie, why are they fighting?"

Hearing this question, the aunt immediately became interested, and covered her hand to her mouth: "Then you are asking the right person, there is nothing I don't know about within a hundred miles!"

The four of them are two couples, the tall and thin man is surnamed Li, the woman in jeans is his wife, and the other man and woman are Xiao Wang's family who live next door to their house. ”

"They're neighbors? Why are there fights?"

Distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, there is some truth in this sentence, but it also varies from person to person, for example, in the old husband's house and in rural areas, the relationship between neighbors is very harmonious, and some are even closer than relatives, and everyone will lend a helping hand when there is a difficulty.

Now the building is getting better and higher, but the relationship between neighbors is gradually estranged, which is more common in the new community.

As a result, everyone is not familiar with each other, and occasionally they meet neighbors who nod their heads and say hello at most, and some even live for a long time, and they may not know their neighbors.

Second, where there are people, there are conflicts, littering, noisy in the middle of the night, messy parking spaces, because conflicts over small things have become as frequent as eating commonplace.

"Here's the thing, lad......"

The aunt began to narrate with emotion.

Xiao Li and his wife have been married for almost three years, but none of the eggs have surfaced, the two quarrel every day about this matter, and they both accuse each other of having physical problems, and then they went to the hospital for a check-up, it turned out that Xiao Li was suffering from infertility. ”

"Parents on both sides are urging to have children every day, but what if they can't give birth?

"I'm rubbing, can Xiao Li's wife agree to such an excessive request?"

Xu Mo seemed to have discovered a treasure, his eyes widened, he had seen too much green, and he took the initiative to ask others to green his own, and it was the first time he heard of it in his mother's womb.

What a big melon!

And it's a poisonous melon!

"Of course I don't agree!"

Realizing that her volume was a bit loud, the aunt immediately lowered her voice: "Xiao Li's wife was resolutely opposed at first, and she also proposed a divorce, but she couldn't stand Xiao Li crying every day, saying that her parents were old and didn't want them to worry, and later she even forced each other to die, so his wife softened her heart and agreed to this matter." ”

Xiao Li found Xiao Wang, and the two quickly reached an agreement, but Xiao Wang also put forward his own requirements, first, he couldn't tell his wife, and second, he had to give him a nutrition fee, Xiao Li also gladly accepted it, and paid half of the money in advance. ”

The amount of information is too much, just like waves of impact in the sea, Xu Mo's three views are about to be washed away, except for "it's bad", he can't think of a second word to describe it.

Forget about green yourself, and spend money to green yourself......

It's a wolf!