This sentence,

It can be said to be Li Sao's killer feature.

Because, he knows.

Xiao Zuoqiu has a habit of cleanliness!

I guess the classroom pulled her hand in the morning,

She had to wash her hands for at least half an hour when she went back.

There is a habit of cleanliness, especially hating men.

Even if it's my legal husband,

is also on Xiao Zuoqiu's exclusion list.

"Dirty thoughts! But don't lie to me, this room has clearly been cleaned up. ”

This is not good for women with high IQs, and they are not easy to be deceived.

Men deceive women and is a long-standing art of flirting.

For men, lies are the cornerstone of all romance.

If everything is told the truth, I'm afraid that the first love sentence will not be "I love you", but "I want to fall in love with you".

The so-called love at first sight is obviously a sight to be.

Falling in love over time is just a trade-off of pros and cons.

Even growing old is just a matter of habit.

This is the "love outlook on life" in the eyes of men,

If you don't wrap it up with a "beautiful lie",

I'm afraid the women in this world are going crazy.

From this point of view, Li Sao is not a qualified man.

Because although he talked countless words, he never succeeded in deceiving Xiao Zuoqiu.

On the contrary, she was deceived by her to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau, signed and stamped with a big steel seal.

In this life, I will be completely explained here.

"I'm going to rest, let's go!"

Gently brushing his hair at the door, Xiao Zuoqiu said lightly.

Spread your long hair in a bundle,

The air seemed to become more feminine in an instant.

The woman with her hair tied up looks capable and serious.

Like a wild horse, it naturally makes people have a desire to conquer.

And when he wore his hair out, he seemed to make a welcoming gesture to a man.

The bulging breasts are like unbloomed buds, and it seems that because no one picks them, they are as angry as a gas bag.

Bend down and peel off the slippery stockings little by little along the plump thighs.

It felt very smooth, faded with a bit of maturity, accompanied by a sigh.

"Xiao Zuoqiu! You just stay! Don't regret it......"

Knowing Xiao Zuoqiu's personality, the things he recognizes will not change.

However, Li Sao is still worried about the side effects of this [long-lasting room].

Like all bloody novels, aphrodisiac is a side effect that is widespread and loved by the audience.

But Li Sao, who returned to the downstairs room, was a little restless.

"Hopefully, tonight, she won't come out."

Although he is not a Christian, Li Sao still religiously drew a crooked cross on his chest.

Leaning in front of the bed, he habitually took out his mobile phone and swiped the circle of friends.

Chicken soup for the soul with added poison?

All sorts of appalling rumors and knowledge of science and science?

Outdated jokes and social news?

Or maybe it's some broken grumbling!

Boredom plus no nutrition!

However, this is a good place for Li Sao to show his operation and brush up on the sassy points.

Looking at a few circle of friends, Li Sao's angry brain surged.

Goal 1: Zhang Lili

Li Sao's college classmates,

One looks average,

But super narcissistic,

Girls who love to take selfies.

nine-square grid photo,

Each one is obviously P N times,

What filter bleaching effect is all piled up.

And then accompanied by this very "self-humble" text.

"When I was a child, I didn't look good, and I had low self-esteem! However, my family and friends told me that when a woman changes in college, she will become beautiful when she grows up. ”

Try to analyze, what is the real meaning of the girl who can send out such a text?

Actually, that's what it means:

"Hurry up and praise the old lady for looking more and more beautiful! Hurry up...... If you have a quick hand, you can like it twice in a row! ”

Sure enough, most of the comments under this circle of friends are like this.

"Lili! Beautiful! ”

"Wow! Lili beauty, come and kiss one! ”

"It's just beautiful! Lili little fairy ......"

……

"Vomit ......"

Seeing these comments,

Li Sao shook his head,

What about sincerity between people?

thereupon

Click on the input box,

Bang bang bang.

"Zhu Bajie and thirty-six changes are still just a pig,

Sun Wukong's seventy-two changes are still just a monkey,

You say you're only eighteen years old, what else do you have to hope for? ”

……

【Drop! The system detects a wave of three-star operation of the host and obtains 6 sao points. 】

……

Just these three lines of words, I earned 6 points, and I didn't lose anything.

continued to slide down the circle of friends, and Li Sao found a new goal.

Goal two, Wu Tingting

Department of Technology and Business University,

Sexy Goddess,

Especially with a pair of beautiful buttocks and beautiful crowns.

Every night at eight o'clock,

Post photos of beautiful buttocks on time.

Or the temptation to get wet,

Or play in uniform,

The camera is not on the face,

It's the beautiful buttocks that are full of concave and convex curves and slightly upturned.

Obviously,

This kind of girl,

think highly of oneself

I enjoyed the feeling of the stars holding the moon.

I prefer this kind of upside-down sentient beings with the body,

The feeling of making men fall under her pomegranate skirt.

Sure enough, Li Sao saw a bunch of slinging boys below, complimenting and explicit comments and replies to them.

"Isn't it just an ass? Is it so showy? ”

As the god of campus riot, Li Sao clicked on the input box again, and came to a comment on the operation of the riot.

At this time, the women's dormitory of the University of Technology and Business.

Wu Tingting lay on the bed,

Very proudly looking at the beautiful photos of the circle of friends that just sent,

In just ten minutes, there are already more than 200 likes and more than 100 comments.

The popularity of the flower and the fame of the goddess of the beautiful buttocks are really extraordinary.

"Tingting! Look at it, it looks like ...... The god of sao also gave you a review......"

The roommate reminded me,

Wu Tingting hurriedly pulled down curiously,

She wanted to see,

There are countless rumors in the legend,

Li Sao, the god of sorrow who hurts people without dirty words,

How would you comment on yourself.

First sentence:

"I didn't expect that there is such a beautiful ass in the world!"

Seeing this sentence,

Wu Tingting couldn't help but be a little disappointed,

I didn't expect the legendary god to be like this,

I also like and praise my beautiful buttocks, but the words are so vulgar.

However, when she gently clicked on it and saw the next sentence that was folded, the whole person was really mad.

"I didn't expect that there is such a beautiful ass in the world!

……

……

……

……

Be sure to promise me! Such a beautiful ass, please don't use it to pull...... Is good? ”

Burst!

It's not just Wu Tingting,

Almost everyone who saw Li Sao's reply,

I couldn't help but laugh.

【Drop! The system detects a wave of five-star operation of the host and obtains 10 sao points. 】

Hear the system's prompt tone,

Li Sao knew,

Wu Tingting on the other end of the mobile phone screen,

I guess I'm so angry that I'm going to vomit blood.

But that's just the way it is.

Men always like to think of beautiful women as goddesses,

Imagine that they don't eat the fireworks of the world.

Yet, like anyone,

To eat, will excrete,

All the normal behaviors of any normal human being.

Every time Li Sao sees a beautiful girl,

When the flame of the heart rises,

As long as you think about it, you can easily extinguish it.

Apart from......

She!

The woman who was his wife!

At this time, he was sleeping in the room above his head.

It's half past ten in the evening,

Although it is still relatively early for modern people, it is also a good time to fall asleep.

Li Sao didn't dare to sleep, he pricked up his ears and listened to the movement upstairs.

Da Da ...... Knock knock!

Da! Knock Knock......

The floor suddenly sounded a rhythmic rhythm,

Li Sao's heart sank suddenly, and he shouted: "Mom! And sure enough, she came! ”

……

[New week, rush to the new book list! ]

This is the first list of this book at the starting point, I hope you like this book, just vote for it and collect it!

This book is the most difficult one that Brother Huo has ever written!

So it's a slow time to write, but it's slowly adapting and working hard! I will do my best to give Brother Huo the talent of his seven or eight years of writing career, and present a good book with a difference! 】