Life will make you miserable for a while.

After you get used to it, you will be miserable for the rest of your life.

But......

You still don't need to be too pessimistic, there are still many things in life, and it will get better with time after all.

It's like some people who were originally just fat, but after a long time, they will become fat.

Of course, some changes are routine, while others are ...... It's a bit earth-shattering.

For example, when you suddenly wake up from your sleep one morning, you find that your good brother who has been with you for decades is gone.

So......

"Ahh

In the Haotian Jiayuan Community of Gongchen South Street, Brother Duck let out a scream in the bathroom, and then he quickly covered his mouth again.

Shock!

Afraid!

Unbelievable!

What the hell is going on?

Brother Duck hurriedly washed his face with cold water in an attempt to sober up.

"It must have been a dream! I'm sure I'm still dreaming......"

Repeatedly slapping his big mouth, Brother Duck shouted to himself very hard, "Wake up!" Zhang Qiya! Damn, don't dream, you're a pure and pure man, how can you not bring a handle? ”

At this moment, Brother Duck is going to die!

Look at yourself in the mirror, yes!

I, that's me!

Although I was on fire when I saw it, I ...... has a beard, and his face is angular, no matter how you look at it, he is also a pure man!

But dig deeper......

Don't do that!

God!

Just kidding, can you be serious?

Let's say, let me go out and pick up a five-million-winning ticket!

For example, when I was walking down the street, I was kidnapped by a rich woman sending bodyguards!

For example, let me suddenly become the sole heir of a certain 10 billion family!

All of the above, my duck brother Zhang Qiya, can be accepted unconditionally very happily.

But for now, don't make a fuss, okay?

I saw a ghost last night, licked a ghost, and broke my foot, why did even my "good brother" abandon me today?

Below is empty, and Brother Duck can't help but have a strange fear in his heart.

He walked out of the bathroom and looked at the eight yellow-haired brothers lying in the living room, and didn't know why that classic question suddenly popped into his mind.

Q: What do you do when you wake up one day and suddenly you find that you have become a woman?

When this question was the most popular on the Internet, Brother Duck and his younger brothers saw it, and they all laughed at each other and agreed that the standard answer must be "Let the brothers have a good time first".

I laughed so cheaply at the time, but now......

it! That's what happened.

Brother Duck looked at them, and then touched himself, and suddenly all the holes in his body couldn't help but tighten!

"! But don't let these boys find out that I've become a ......."

Seeing one of the little brothers turn over, Brother Duck was so frightened that he immediately ran to the door.

"No! No way! It's not a good place to stay long, so I'll have to go to the hospital for a proper check-up. ”

Brother Duck didn't dare to stay any longer, so he tiptoed open the door and hurried straight to the hospital.

The most terrible thing in the world is not that I suddenly woke up and became a woman, but that there were eight of my brothers sleeping next to me, and what was even more terrible was that I once said that if I became a woman, I would let my brothers be refreshed first.

Cool your mother's head!

And then, in this rented three-bedroom and two-living room.

Brother Duck's starlings woke up one after another.

The first thing I did when I woke up, of course, was to go to the toilet.

Standing on the edge of the toilet in a daze, he reached down and pulled it down.

They were all terrified, thinking they were dreaming.

However......

Such a magical and embarrassing thing must not be known to others!

Otherwise, you will be forced to fulfill the promise of "coolness"!

So, everyone was very tacit, woke up, found this amazing thing, and consciously hurried away from this terrible house as soon as possible.

……

On the other side, the early morning sun is already drying the butt.

Li Sao was lying on the bed, still asleep.

Yesterday he was busy until three or four o'clock in the morning, but he was exhausted.

When I returned to the room, I fell asleep, and when I slept until dawn, my head was still groggy. Li Sao didn't want to wake up and wanted to sleep for a while, but he was woken up by the noisy subwoofer broadcast outside.

"Sister Qiao! Sister Qiao...... Why is it so noisy outside? ”

was so noisy that he couldn't sleep, Li Sao stretched his waist and pushed the door out, and found that Sister Qiao had already returned.

"I don't know. It seems that the store on the corner has been rented out, and today is the opening event. Li Shao, do you want to take a look? I think I'm hearing about some kind of raffle! Sister Qiao said with a smile.

"Don't go! Don't go! This kind of lottery activity, eight CD is to deceive people when the crowd of onlookers. ”

With a wave of his hand, Li Sao was still ready to turn around and go back to sleep again.

However, Sister Qiao looked at Li Sao with a snickering gaze and asked, "That's right!" Li Shao, why did you sneak back in the middle of the night last night? Aren't you used to sleeping at Aya's house? ”

"I ...... I'd better check it out! Maybe you can also draw some small gifts or something, which is also excellent. ”

was asked by Sister Qiao, Li Sao's handsome face also turned slightly red, he knew what Sister Qiao had heard yesterday.

So, Li Sao hurriedly slipped out of the house and looked for the lively music and radio sound.

I don't know if I don't look at it, but I found that there are really a lot of people.

This newly opened store is quite large, and it is at the corner of the intersection, and there is enough foot traffic, and there is also an open space in front of it.

A big red and festive stage was put on, and the host was holding a microphone to promote today's lucky draw.

There are a lot of people, and it is estimated that it is because it is now a summer vacation, and many parents are going out with their children.

A bunch of parents with their children are queuing up for a draw.

The way of the lottery is that there is a big turntable on the table, and the pointers correspond to the first prize, second prize, third prize and encouragement prize.

It seems that children are particularly interested in activities such as lotteries, and all of them look like they can't wait.

"Good! Wow...... Now our raffle for today has officially begun. This kid, you are the first to draw a lottery, let's see how your luck is today? ”

The host also looked excited, and said to the first child who came up to draw the lottery, "Work harder, the turntable will ...... up."

Li Sao looked at the child, who was about to go to junior high school, rubbed his hands excitedly, and then turned it vigorously.

"First Prize! First prize! I'm going to win the first prize! ”

After the child turned around, he stared at the turntable with great nervousness and shouted loudly.

"Cut! This kind of lottery method has long been revealed on the Internet. The turntable is all moved, basically it is absolutely impossible to win the first and second prizes, and when the pointer stops, it is definitely an encouragement prize or a third prize......"

Shaking his head, Li Sao, who has always operated countless operations, despises this disgusting fraud of the merchant the most.

This is a typical one who wants to be a bitch and wants to set up an archway, you said that you want to attract a lot of traffic, which is a good thing, but you don't want to give prizes, and do tricks on the lottery props, what is this!

However, just when Li Sao thought that the kid would never win the jackpot, the hands of the turntable slowly stopped.

The pointer slid lightly over the area of the third prize and into the range of the second prize, and it seemed that there was still some strength, and it was moving forward with difficulty......

"First Prize! First Prize......"

At this moment, the child became even more nervous, and shouted frantically from the inside.

It seems that God is specifically trying to slap Li Sao in the face, and in the end, under the watchful eye, the turntable really stopped in the area of the first prize.

"Oh yes! I won the lottery, Mom, I won the first prize! First Prize! ”

As soon as the child saw that the pointer had completely stopped in the first prize area, he immediately jumped up and down excitedly.

The children who were waiting in line for the lottery also shouted excitedly, as if they were about to win the first prize.

"! Really hit? This can also be done? Could it be that this turntable has not been manipulated? ”

Li Sao was also shocked, and even wanted to line up to draw a prize to have fun.

"Congratulations to this kid, it's off to a good start! You're got some hands! I transferred out a first prize ......"

The host also applauded happily and congratulated, and the first person transferred out the first prize, which was also very helpful for the atmosphere of the scene.

The lottery platform was surrounded by passers-by who surrounded three circles inside and three circles outside, and many children who came with their parents were also infected by the atmosphere, and shouted to their parents: "I will also go up to the lottery!" I'm going to win the first prize too......"

In the stands, the child who won the lottery just now was radiant and excited, as if he had reached the peak of his life.

The host took the microphone on the side, took out the prize from the backstage, it was something like a long "check" commonly used in charity evenings on TV, and shouted loudly: "Congratulations to this kid for winning the first prize." You will receive a one-year free tutoring course and a full set of teaching and auxiliary homework workbooks from our organizer, Wenqu Xing Teaching and Auxiliary Institution......"

Moment......

The "lucky one", who was still full of excitement just now, turned white with a white face.

First prize?

Prize?

Is this a reward?

No! This is obviously a punishment!

And the children in the audience who were screaming just now to let their parents take their own lottery are frantically pulling their parents away at this time......

……