540 A man who is the ultimate in cheapness

The little Taoist priest couldn't bear to look at it anymore, turned around, and left.

He has a weak heart. What can he do?

When he turned around, the little Taoist priest remembered that night, and he asked Zhang Shendao's words: "What happened to her?" How was she humiliated? ”

Zhang Shendao shook his head painfully: "You won't want to know, you will never want to know." But soon, you'll know. At the next Bliss Meeting! ”

The little Taoist priest headed west.

In the far west, he saw a lonely wooden house. There is a very special person living in this house.

Zhang Shendao said that the people who come to the Valley of the Immortals either have great talent or great fame, and they are all extraordinary people. Men can be called dragons among men. Women can be called the phoenix among people.

The only exception is this one.

This man, calling, mud.

Zhang Shendao once couldn't understand, why could this person stay in the valley? Only recently did he understand.

The little Taoist priest asked curiously, why is he? But Zhang Shendao didn't answer, but just told the little Taoist priest to come over and have a look.

The bamboo house where the mud lived, although it is a lonely corner, is really not small. It's only slightly smaller than the chef and bigger than any other bamboo house.

The little Taoist priest went over and was about to knock on the door, but he heard a person behind him say weakly: "You, don't knock on the door, don't disturb them." ”

There was a distinct cry in the voice.

The little Taoist priest turned around, only to find that there was still a person squatting on the side of the road he had just walked.

The man was curled up in a ball, and he was cowering behind a boulder, looking at himself pitifully. Seeing the little Taoist priest's view, he immediately lowered his head pitifully.

What a pathetic!

When this man looked at him, he knew that he was a poor man, a very pitiful and very poor man!

He was born with a pitiful look. The eyebrows are thin, long, and drooping downward. The nose is small, short, and deflated inward. His mouth cracked slightly at any moment, and he seemed to cry at any moment. The eyes didn't dare to look at people, dodging, and the eyelids were still shaking.

The man's body was extremely emaciated, and he shrank nervously from time to time. The look on his face was full of nervousness, grievance and grief. He looked like a rabbit in a hurry. No, the rabbit will run away when he is scared, but no matter how nervous, then sad, and then afraid, he doesn't even run, he is still so pitiful, so aggrieved and hiding.

No need to ask, the little Taoist priest knew that this person must be mud. Because at a glance, anyone can know that this is a lump of mud that can be stepped on and trampled on!

Seeing the little Taoist priest standing silently in front of him, the mud cried, and it turned out to be hanging on his face, and the tears that had not fallen immediately rolled down.

He cried: "Lord Inspector, you are late, and the things given to me by the gods have been taken away by them first. ”

Seeing that the little Taoist priest was still silent, he cried even more, and he said in a trembling voice: "Lord Inspector, you are too late again, my wife, already, has been discontinued, first, first in enjoyment." ”

What, what does that mean?

Just when he was inexplicable, the little Taoist priest heard a terrible cry from the bamboo house: "Husband! ”

This "husband" screamed so miserably, but when he heard this "husband", the muddy body shook violently. He curled up in a ball, covered his face and cried bitterly: "Madam, my poor madam, blame me for being useless, I'm useless!" Bu Wensan, you can toss me as much as you want, but please let go of my wife, please let her go! ”

He cried heartbreakingly, but even when he cried, he had to cover his mouth and not dare to speak loudly.

Madam? The woman who called him "husband" in the bamboo house was his wife? Why did his wife scream so miserably, and why didn't he go and see?

The little Taoist priest was curious, so he wanted to go over. But the mud that was curled up suddenly hugged his legs: "My lord, don't go over, don't disturb Bu Wensan." He, he's so fierce, he'll beat people, it's painful for him to beat people. If you disturb him, he will beat you harder, and he will toss my wife harder? Please, my lord, don't go over! ”

Will he toss my lady harder? Don't? The eyes of the little Taoist priest were suddenly opened to the extreme. Kicking away the mud, the little Taoist priest hurriedly walked over.

When he got closer and heard clearly, the little Taoist priest was shocked and froze suddenly.

He heard the whimper of a woman struggling to cover her mouth. He heard it, a continuous, crisp "pop" sound. He also heard......

The little Taoist priest naturally understood what the man in the house was doing to the woman!

He staggered, looked at the bamboo house, and then looked at the mud, only to feel that he had seen the most incredible thing in his life, and in front of this matter, it was just a floating cloud floating in the sky.

Is there such a thing in the world?

Is there such a man in the world?

Hearing a noise from outside, a man in the house hissed, "Do you dare to listen?" Okay, Lao Tzu let you listen enough. Listen, listen! ”

Then, women's voices, men's voices, and other voices sounded even more wildly.

Mud fell to his knees, wailing and crying.

Hearing this cry, the man shouted even more frantically: "Come in, you man who is not a man, get in for Lao Tzu." Lao Tzu is not having fun, in front of you, Lao Tzu is happy enough. ”

"Get in, or I'll kill you." In! ”

Hearing this roar, he collapsed into a mass of mud on the ground, and got up from the ground tremblingly. He cried loudly, but step by step, he walked towards the bamboo hut.

Then, in the ears of the little Taoist, there were bursts of voices that would never have sounded in his most absurd dreams.

……

Fortunately, the sound did not last long, and stopped abruptly at the height of the intensity. Then there was the hearty laughter of a man, and the crying of a man and a woman.

Crying, mud wiping tears, trembling out the door. Seeing the little Taoist, he knelt on the ground with a puff and cried, "My lord, please let my wife go." My wife is working too hard, can you let her rest, or will you come back tomorrow? Just tomorrow! ”

Yes! Yes! I'll go! At this moment, an extreme tyranny suddenly rose in the little Taoist's heart. He suddenly wanted to kick the mud over, and then stomp on him so hard that he trampled him with all his strength until he was trampled into a puddle of mud.

A puddle of meat mud!

Taking a deep breath, the little Taoist priest turned around and left. He didn't dare to stay, if he stayed any longer, he would be abused by this tyranny in his heart!

After a few steps, the little Taoist priest bumped into a person head-on. The man was stunned for a moment, and without saying a word, he stepped forward and kicked the mud to the ground, and then slapped him several times, slashing his head and covering his face.

He scolded: "If Lao Tzu doesn't come, do you dare to let your mother-in-law play for others?" ”

After a few hits, he pulled open the crotch of his muddy pants, looked inside, and laughed: "Ha, you leaked, every time you do this, you are not a man's thing." Are you excited to see your mother-in-law being played by other men? ”

"Lao Tzu is not as you like, listen up, you dead thing. Lao Tzu gave you half an hour, cleaned your mother-in-law's body, and then called herself, obediently stripped naked, and went to Lao Tzu's bed to lie down. ”

"Also, bring a few baked cakes, your mother-in-law's baked cakes are very delicious."

"Haha, haha."

Laughing, the man walked away.

The little Taoist priest's eyes were dark, and he turned around and left quickly, not daring to look at the mud.

He is afraid that if he looks at it, he will dirty his own eyes and his own people!

Half an hour later.

The little Taoist priest saw a woman walking slowly. Her eyes were blank, and everything she saw was fluttering. She also carried a bamboo basket in her hand, and there were a few baked cakes in the basket!

This is a beauty, a very beautiful woman, a beauty with delicate and picturesque facial features, a beauty in the outside world, who will amaze countless women and countless men!

But this woman, here, has suffered such humiliation!

Looking at her, the little Taoist's heart was filled with endless pity!

At the same time, there is endless anger!

Forget the worries, what a forgetful fairy!

At night.

The little Taoist priest said hatefully: "Do you know, in this life, I have never wanted to chop a person into meat sauce like today!" ”

Zhang Shendao shook his head: "No, you can't!" ”

"You can bully the mud at will, you can scold him, hit him, spit in his face, pee on him. All the bullying methods you can think of, you can use on the mud to your heart's content. But there's one thing, you definitely can't really hurt the mud, absolutely not! ”

"There was a man who was so disproportionate that he was hurt in the mud that he lay in bed for three days. Do you know what happened to that man? ”

Zhang Shendao's eyes flashed with deep fear: "He was taken by the Forgotten Worry Immortal for three days, and when he came back, he used a knife in front of all of us, and Ling Chi himself!" ”

"Can you imagine? A living person, he was obviously in pain to death, and he was crying to death, but under the order of the Forgotten Worry Fairy, he used a knife, starting from the leg, to cut his own flesh one by one. Cut each piece of meat and set it neatly aside. ”

"Everyone vomited when they saw it, and they vomited to death. You can never imagine how terrifying and terrible that scene is! You can't imagine it! ”

The little Taoist priest shuddered, and he shouted, "Impossible! The man had a knife in his hand, couldn't he kill himself? ”

Zhang Shendao looked at the little Taoist priest and said, "I believe so, under the Forgetting Worries Immortal Technique, your life and death do not belong to you for a long time." Without the consent of the Forgotten Worries, you can't die if you want to! ”

"If you can die, no one in the Ascension Immortal Land can live!"

"How, how so?" Everything he saw today, and everything he heard now, completely frightened the little Taoist. Fear that never had it had scrambled out from the bottom of his heart, from his body, and completely drowned him!

At this moment, he even thought of escaping. Get out of here, get out of this weird, terrible place, get away, get away!

Seeing the vacillation of the little Taoist, Zhang Shendao said coldly: "The muddy lady is known as Hongyan. ”

"I promise that if you give up, your fate will not be much better than mud. And the woman you love will be, the next celebrity! ”

"You, can you give up?"