Chapter Twenty-Four: This Operation Is Too Funny!
When performing the manipulation, it will generate a "shock wave", which is also known as the "Quotient Aura", which will reduce the IQ of the surrounding targets.
There is no doubt that Li Sao's wave of five-star sao operations successfully fooled the test, making the invigilator Liu Shouyi really think that he was an inspection teacher arranged by the school.
Even, after Li Shao left, Liu Shouyi walked to the door of the classroom worriedly and complained to the invigilator in the examination room next door.
"Teacher Zhang, you have to be careful! This school tour was a bit nitpicky. ”
Liu Shouyi sighed and sighed.
"Teacher Liu, what's going on? Did you go to your exam room just now? ”
This teacher Zhang invigilated the exam in the examination room where Li Sao himself was.
"Yes! You say it's not strange, don't say anything else about this inspection tour, but I want to say that the atmosphere in our examination room is very bad, because there are students picking their feet while taking the exam.
I guess this inspection teacher must have a habit of cleanliness.
After a while, the inspection is coming, and you have to pay attention to this, and now these students are coming! No attention to personal hygiene...... I won't tell you, the tour is over. ”
Shaking his head, Liu Shouyi wanted to complain a few more words, but he saw Li Sao coming over from a distance, and he was so frightened that he hurriedly walked back to his examination room.
At this time, Li Sao was still wearing a disguised suit, with his hands behind his back, and walked straight to his examination room.
Teacher Zhang saw this, so what else did he do?
The inspection was coming, and it was still a picky inspection, so he hurriedly ran back to the examination room and took a deep breath.
Very good! There is no foot smell in the air!
However, he actually saw a student who was picking at his nose while calculating the problem.
This was seen by the inspection, Nima still got it?
So, Teacher Zhang immediately stepped forward, stretched out his right index finger, and poked the boy's nose with a quick and fierce blow.
"Old ...... Teacher, you ...... What do you do? ”
The classmate was so frightened that he snorted so hard that the snot bubbles in his nostrils stuck to Mr. Zhang's hands.
However, in the face of this situation, Mr. Zhang was in danger and took out a tissue from his pocket with his other hand very decisively.
Wiped the filth off his hands very stylishly, Teacher Zhang squinted his eyes, handed over a tissue, and said to the snotty classmate: "Classmate! Please answer the questionnaire civilly, don't pick your nostrils. Look...... This table is all covered with your boogers! ”
"Hahaha......"
"It's disgusting!"
"It's good that I just held back and didn't pick ......"
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Suddenly, the candidates in the entire examination room burst into laughter.
It can't be helped, even if it's such a serious exam.
But the sense of the picture just now is really funny.
Imagine that the invigilator rushes over and pokes a finger at a candidate, but the candidate wittily fights back with a snot bubble......
Tut-tut!
That picture is simply not too pretty.
However, at this moment, a handsome and cool figure suddenly appeared at the door of the examination room.
"What are you laughing at? What's going on in your exam room? ”
"What about the invigilator? Is there any discipline in the exam room? ”
Li Sao glared at him, with an angry face, and reprimanded in a very rough voice.
"Huh? Patrol teacher, this ...... This is a misunderstanding. Quiet, students! Don't laugh, take the exam seriously! ”
Turning his head to look at Li Sao at the door, Teacher Zhang's face turned pale with fright.
Obviously, what he did just now was to avoid being picked on by the inspection teacher, but it caused a bigger problem.
This is unlucky!
Teacher Zhang hurriedly stepped forward, lowered his head slightly, as if he was a child who had made a mistake, and lowered his posture and voice: "Inspector, listen to my explanation......"
"I don't listen to explanations, explanations are cover-ups, and I only believe what I see. Your own proctoring work is really not up to the mark. ”
With a score and a black face, Li Sao's style is very good.
Even these classmates in the examination room didn't dare to look up at him, let alone recognize him.
Only Liu Zilang and Zhao Jianwu, who were most familiar with Li Sao, vaguely felt that something was wrong.
"! Why is the suit worn by this inspection teacher the same as mine? ”
Zhao Jianwu glanced up and was stunned.
"This inspection teacher is domineering enough! The invigilator was so disciplined by him that he didn't dare to talk back! It's just that his hairstyle and appearance, why do I look at it more and more familiarly? ”
Liu Zilang's eyes widened, and he was already vaguely about to recognize Li Sao.
At this time, Li Sao was walking around the classroom with such a swagger in front of the invigilator.
Then, he walked to Liu Zilang.
"This inspection, why did you come here? Won't you find the formula I'm hiding in the soles of my shoes? ”
Liu Zilang suddenly became a little nervous in his heart, but what he didn't expect at all was that the moment Li Sao passed by him, a paper ball suddenly fell into his arms inadvertently.
"! What is it? ”
Stunned for a moment, Liu Zilang carefully grasped the ball of paper, and then slowly opened it.
“ACBDC,CCBAC……”
The moment the paper ball was unfolded, Liu Zilang suddenly became enlightened, this Nima is the answer to the volume!
How could the examiner throw the paper group answer to himself?
There is only one fundamental reason, that is, he is not an inspection teacher at all.
Familiar figure, familiar hairstyle, and that gesture full of anger......
Who is this Nima who is not the god of Sao!
Disturb!
It's so!
No wonder this kid dares to be so fearless!
It's not just Guanyin Bodhisattva as the backstage!
The wigs and suits he borrowed turned out to be used for this sassy operation!
At this moment, Liu Zilang was grateful, and his body was thrown to the ground!
Quickly changed the answer he had calculated with the dice according to the content on the note.
At the same time, Li Sao used the same method to send Zhao Jianwu a small paper group of answers.
Zhao Jianwu also guessed that this inspection was Li Sao, and happily filled in the correct answer.
During the whole process, Li Sao did it openly under the nose of the invigilator.
However, the invigilator was already full of nervousness and regret at this time, where did he dare to doubt Li Sao's small actions?
He only walked around the classroom as Li Sao, and he was making a very strict inspection.
When Teacher Zhang saw Li Sao continue to walk forward and walked to the position of Li Sao for his own exam, his heart suddenly sank, and he secretly said that it was not good: "It's over!" That student went to the toilet for so long and didn't come back, I guess...... I'm going to be caught by the inspection again. ”
Sure enough, seeing that this position was empty, Li Sao pretended to be puzzled and angry, frowned, walked to the podium, and asked Teacher Zhang, "What's going on with that position?" What about candidates? ”
"Inspector, yes...... That is true. The classmate said he had a stomachache and wanted to go to the toilet, and I ...... I approved it. He went to...... It's been a little bit long. I definitely won't ...... next time ...... won't be allowed"
Teacher Zhang, who was nervous, the beads of sweat on his forehead rolled down one by one.
After all, at the end of the semester, the college has to conduct a comprehensive evaluation, and the performance of the invigilator is also one of the important indicators.
"Why not? That's right! ”
To Mr. Zhang's surprise, Li Sao didn't blame him at all.
On the contrary, Li Sao also looked like he was encouraging his juniors, patted him on the shoulder and said, "You did this very right." This is an exam, not torture!
Can you still stop students from going to the toilet? I looked at an exam room earlier, and the invigilator insisted that the students would not go to the toilet, which caused the students to pull their pants.
I just gave that invigilator a hard beating, and I'm really. What you did was right, people have three urgencies, and no one can control them. ”
"Yes, yes...... Thank you for your understanding. ”
Hearing Li Sao say this, Mr. Zhang breathed a sigh of relief, and at the same time couldn't help but be grateful to this classmate who was going to the toilet, he saved a lot of performance points for himself!
"That's it! Your exam room is generally very good, much better than the one next door. Continue to take care to maintain discipline in the exam room. ”
After finishing speaking, Li Sao swaggered out of the examination room again.
Liu Zilang and Zhao Jianwu, as the only two who knew the truth, almost knelt down for Li Sao.
It's all fine!
This is really the most sassy operation!
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However, at this time, on the third floor of the Wen II Teaching Building, Xiao Zuoqiu, the real inspection teacher, was looking carefully at the examination room by examination room at this time.
"Dean Xiao, I didn't expect you to come to the exam in person today!"
"Yes! Teacher Gu, I'm sorry...... It's a little late today, and everything is still normal in your exam room, right? ”
Xiao Zuoqiu was dressed in black professional clothes, mesh stockings, and his hair was tied in a bunch, capable and charming, cold and full of desire to conquer.
She quickly looked at the examination rooms one by one, and chatted with the invigilators in each examination room.
Let's go through the process!
Basically, there will be no situation in the examination room.
At most, in some exam rooms, a few classmates were found to be cheating.
After the inspection on the third floor, Xiao Zuoqiu pedaled up to the fourth floor, but when he climbed the stairs, Xiao Zuoqiu touched his stomach, didn't eat breakfast, and was a little hungry!
"Mom and Dad didn't know where to go crazy last night, and they didn't come back all night. I overslept this morning......"
It turned out that Xiao Zuoqiu, who was on the inspection tour, should have arrived early, but he was so late because he got up late today, and he didn't even have time to eat breakfast.
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