366 The first person in the world to die

Aunt Li didn't know why, looked left and right, and wondered: "It's so strange, is it blown by the wind?" ”

Li Guogong knew what was going on, and smiled reluctantly: "That, well, I thought of something to discuss with my wife." Rest early, and come back in two days. ”

After speaking, Li Guogong fled in embarrassment.

"Ah, sir, sir." Aunt Li called in a hurry, but she couldn't move.

She stomped her foot hard and said angrily, "It's a good night, it's gone." What's going on. ”

Holding the tulle with both hands, Aunt Li shouted "fly", and saw the tulle swing back, and then slowly landed, revealing a mature and attractive carcass.

"Strange, how can it be again." Aunt Li was puzzled, and then she shuddered suddenly: "What the hell? ”

"It's scary!" Aunt Li screamed and plunged into the bed.

Standing in the courtyard, Li Guogong sighed and asked, "Rou'er, is it you?" ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a leaf floating in front of his eyes, suddenly stopped in the air, and then the leaf turned, and wrote a big "bad" word.

Li Guogong smiled bitterly: "Okay, good, Daddy is a bad person, Daddy is a bad guy, Daddy doesn't go to your aunt's room, so go to your mother's room." ”

The leaf nodded, and then slowly fell.

Li Guogong stood in place, estimating that after Rou'er left, he smiled bitterly: "Even interfere in the affairs of his father's husband and wife, Rou'er, you are not obedient!" ”

Pushing the door in, the Duchess was about to fall asleep, and was surprised when she saw it: "Yo, why is the husband willing to come back?" ”

Li Guogong shyly faced: "Isn't this thinking about Mrs.?" ”

The Duchess of Guo said angrily: "Oh, without her eyes for her wife, how can the fox not use charm to fascinate her husband?" It's strange this time, I let my husband run into my room? ”

Grandpa Guo smiled bitterly in his heart: "Who told you to give birth to a good daughter." ”

He said: "On the first night out of the Zongren Mansion, of course the husband has to accompany his wife well. ”

When the Duchess heard this, she pursed her lips and smiled.

This smile naturally has a lot of style. Seeing that his heart was moved, Grandpa Guo hurriedly got into bed, and hugged his wife.

Unexpectedly, the Duchess of Guo blocked her hand: "Wait." ”

Then she smiled and said, "My good girl is here." ”

Li Guogong looked left and right, and said strangely: "You can see Rou'er, why can't so?" ”

The Duchess said: "Feeling! Mother-daughter connection, what do you know? ”

As she spoke, she opened her hands, then hugged her emptily, and said with a smile: "Tsk, my daughter looks so light." It's like a feather, it's just right, otherwise my mother won't be able to hold it. ”

Yes! Li Guogong was shocked: "No! ”

As soon as he said this, he felt that something soft and soft had hooked his nose. Involuntarily, Grandpa Guo opened his mouth and sneezed loudly.

The Duchess smiled coquettishly: "Rou'er, you are all for the * person, why are you still so naughty?" Okay, don't tease your daddy. ”

"Alright, baby, tonight, we'll sleep together as a family of three. Do the math, I haven't slept with my baby for more than ten years, I'm a mother, but I miss it. ”

Li Guogong lamented in his heart: "But I have a man's needs, I really want to want it!" ”

Naturally, the Duchess couldn't hear him, and talked about the interesting story of Rou'er's childhood. From time to time, I want Grandpa Guo to say a few words. So unconsciously, the desire in Li Guogong's heart was gone, and only full of warmth remained.

"It's actually very good for a family of three to talk quietly like this!" Li Guogong sighed.

After waking up in the morning.

"With so many people, how can I prepare for everyone's breakfast?" The little Taoist priest stood in the courtyard blankly.

When he was having a headache, the fourth brother and the second sister Wang came, and they also brought a few women and daughters-in-law.

The little Taoist priest was overjoyed at first sight: "This is really a charcoal in the snow!" Without the help of the two of them, I really don't know what to do this time. ”

Wang Ermei pursed her lips and smiled: "The noble person is a person who does big things, so leave this little thing to me." These days, I am the steward of the noble man's house. ”

The little Taoist priest naturally applauded.

Wang Ermei was not in a hurry, commanded Ruoding, led a few women to brought, and after half an hour of busy work, the fragrant meat buns were announced.

It was too early, and the little Taoist priest invited his parents-in-law into the main hall for tea.

Several times, Li Guogong wanted to speak and stopped. When the little Taoist priest was puzzled, Aunt Li couldn't help it and said, "Uncle, there was a sudden disaster in the house, and everyone has no money on them. I wonder if I can borrow some money from my uncle? ”

The little Taoist priest patted his head, secretly scolded himself for being confused, and immediately went to get three gold ingots. After serving, he explained embarrassedly: "This house costs a lot of money, and I am shy for a while, so there is only so much left, Lord Taishan will save the emergency first." ”

The Duchess took two ingots and said with a smile: "These are enough, the virtuous son-in-law must always keep some." ”

Next to him, Zhao Duan said in a strange manner: "That's all left?" Not to mention anything else, there are thirty-seven ingots of gold ingots taken from my house alone. No wonder my brother-in-law can buy such a big house in the capital. My brother-in-law lives like this, it's really chic! ”

The little Taoist priest was angry and was about to ridicule each other. Li Guogong scolded first: "Shaft, isn't it enough to talk nonsense? ”

He said to the little Taoist priest with a pleasant face: "Those gold ingots, if the virtuous son-in-law doesn't take them, they will also fall into the hands of the government." Not to mention, my grandfather married his daughter, and the dowry was far more than that. Vertical nonsense, virtuous son-in-law must not stay in his heart. ”

The little Taoist priest shook his head and said, "It's okay. The son-in-law has never cared about the money. So there is not much money in the family, and the son-in-law really hasn't noticed it yet. The son-in-law will go to a friend tomorrow to borrow some, not to mention more, more than ten or twenty gold ingots can still be borrowed. ”

In the past few months, Zhao Duan has fallen from high clouds to hell. Yesterday, there was not even the last trace of thought. In addition to resentment, he simply broke the jar and broke it, and no longer had the slightest scruples.

He sneered: "One loan is more than ten or twenty gold ingots, your friend, there is a gold mountain at home?" Hmph, brother-in-law, eldest brother, I remind you, don't borrow money from India for the sake of temporary face, that will kill you yourself, don't worry, don't drag my sister. ”

Li Guogong was furious, got up, and was about to hit him with his fist.

At this moment, there was a loud laugh at the door: "Although there is no gold mountain in a certain house, twenty gold ingots are still not a problem." ”

In the midst of laughter, a person came in, and it was Captain Yang.

The little Taoist priest hurriedly got up, called "uncle", and then introduced: "Lord Taishan, this is the elder brother of Empress Yang, Lord Yang, the captain of the dynasty." Rou'er has worshiped Empress Yang as her stepmother, so everyone is a family. ”

Li Guogong hurriedly saluted.

After a period of greetings, Captain Yang clapped his hands and served a wooden box to the steward standing beside him. Captain Yang handed it over, and the little Taoist priest opened it to see that there were twenty gold ingots neatly placed inside. Twenty ingots of yellow canton, excellent fineness, full weight of ten taels of gold ingots!

Captain Yang said with a smile: "After knowing that Li Guogong is temporarily living in the mansion, I know that my nephew and son-in-law will be waiting for the money." Although he doesn't have a lot of money, he can still get two hundred taels of gold. ”

"This money, but it is given to the nephew and son-in-law, it must not be borrowed. If the niece and son-in-law don't accept it, instead of borrowing it from Zhang Tianshi, it will be too bad to give a certain face. ”

The little Taoist priest was not polite, smiled faintly, and handed the twenty gold ingots to the Duchess of the country, and said with a smile: "Mother-in-law, the money is there." If it's not enough, don't hesitate to speak up. ”

The Duchess pursed her lips and smiled: "Enough, naturally enough." ”

Seeing these twenty gold ingots, and then remembering what he had just said, Zhao Duan was ashamed and embarrassed. Under the shame and anger, his mind is blinded. He jumped up, pointed at the little Taoist priest and scolded, "What are you proud of? It's just because of your good looks that you got ...... today."

Before he finished speaking, the little Taoist priest was in a hurry, and smashed a cup of tea in his hand on his head and face, smashing back the words behind him.

"You just relied on your good appearance to get today", after this "today", you don't have to ask, you can know, it is said to be "the favor of today's queen"!

Before, he drank and talked nonsense, which angered the current saint. And now he has not touched a drop of wine, but in front of his uncle, he wants to speak obscenity to the current queen! In this world, can you find a more deadly act than this?

It happened suddenly, and after the little Taoist priest spilled out this glass of water, everyone understood. After realizing it, everyone was shocked and frightened.

The Duchess screamed "ah" and collapsed in the master's chair, trembling all over. Captain Yang was stunned for a moment, and stood up suddenly, his face instantly turned red, and his fists creaked. Li Guogong's body stiffened, jumped up, and moved the master chair he was sitting on with both hands.

The dignified grandfather of the country was so angry that he cried at this time, crying and scolding: "Kill you, and I will have to kill you alive." Otherwise, the whole house will die at your hands. I, Li Guogong, will definitely be lost in your hands. You're damned, damned! ”

A glass of water smashed over, and Zhao Duan not only did not wake up, but became even more angry. He pointed at the little Taoist priest and scolded: "You dare to beat me, do you know who I am......"

Before he could say what he was after, a talisman was attached to his forehead in a divine way.

Something magical happens!

It can be clearly seen that Zhao Duan's purple face quickly faded and became pale. The red eyes quickly disappeared and returned to black and white.

He collapsed to the ground, stared blankly at his hands, and muttered, "What did I just say?" God, it's not what I said, it's never what I said. ”

The master chair held high by Li Guogong stopped in the air. The little Taoist priest got up, grabbed Grandpa Guo's hand, shook his head, and said, "Lord Taishan is not strange. In the past two months, my eldest brother has regretted, feared and hated in his heart, and his spirit has been a little wrong. After learning that he was demoted to a concubine yesterday, he couldn't accept it for a while, so he was stunned, so he lost his temper like this. ”

As soon as she said this, the Duchess cried: "I said okay, how could my son be like this? But it turned out that he was caught by a demon and possessed by a demon. ”

The little Taoist priest saluted solemnly: "Uncle, this kid is stunned, and he doesn't know what he's talking about." If he didn't say something he shouldn't have said, could the matter end here? ”

Captain Yang was silent for a moment, nodded and said, "It's easy to say, it's easy to say, for the sake of my nephew and son-in-law's face, this matter should have never happened." ”

Then he praised: "Nephew and son-in-law, what a quick reaction, what a magical talisman!" A symbol comes out, all evils are changed, and a catastrophe is eliminated alive. ”

"This kind of immortal method, I have seen it today!"