Chapter 162: Everyone who plays Yasuo is a slut

Swish!

At the moment of interjection, Lux smashed out with a binding of light.

The next moment.

A wild blind monk was bound, and sure enough, he was blind, and he didn't know that he was coming.

Zhao Xin didn't say a word, and immediately learned E skills to charge fearlessly, followed up, and stabbed the blind monk's chrysanthemum. Flower.

First——Blood!

Almost at the same time, the sound of a blood rang out.

It turned out that after Shen Wanwan saw that the blind monk was bound, she decisively learned the yodel trap and arranged a clip, so that the blind monk didn't hand over the opportunity to flash, stepped on the clip, and was killed by everyone on the spot.

One blood was so easily taken down by Shen Wanwan's Picheng policewoman.

Xie Lang couldn't help but say, "Little fairy, why are you level-1 learning clips, you can't fight the line like this." ”

"It's okay... As long as you get the head, it's enough, it's a big deal that I'm going to help Gank on the lower road after playing blue in the early stage. Zhao Xin instantly turned into a licking dog and said.

"Damn, this Zhao Xin licks the dog too much, be careful to lick until there is nothing left."

"Hahahaha... If I were Zhao Xin, I would also lick the little sister. ”

"Dude, which one is this lick of yours?

The dog fans in the live broadcast room laughed maliciously one by one.

Returning to the middle lane and starting to align the line, watching the robbery in a ninja suit dancing in front of him, Xie Lang was holding a steel sword, wearing a blue samurai suit, and his hair was tied into a broom head.

That look, no matter how you look at it, is a lewd middle-aged down-and-out uncle, which is incompatible with the elegant and agile image of the legendary Wind Sword Hero.

"Hatha King!"

Xie Lang pretended to swing his sword lightly, and suddenly, the sword light flashed, and the blue light appeared, like a swordsman descending from the gods.

All the army is attacking!

The two sides of the line, the middle began to meet.

Zheng's gaze looked at Xie Lang's body playfully.

In this game, he decided to show off the sword hero on the opposite side.

"Ten Yasuo, nine pits, and a pit within a pit! Brother, you're doomed. While mending the knife, he began to provoke Xie Lang.

"I lost to your mother, you are as strong as Nima Caixukun!" Xie Lang's mouth was fragrant.

I accidentally added 1 more point. Current rank: Indomitable Silver 1, 103 points.

Cursed by Xie Lang, he has been forbearing, and level 3 is his peak!

In the first wave of soldiers, both of them fought tentatively, and Xie Lang didn't make a move.

But when he reached the second level, Xie Lang didn't give him a chance.

Whoop –

The figure flickered, stepped forward and slashed - I slashed!

Xie Lang suddenly threw out a knife, hitting the head of the robbery, and when the other party threw out a shuriken, he went back again, shuttling among the minions like a cloud of peers, perfectly dodging the opponent's shuriken.

"Cao Nima, slut! Whoever plays Yasuo is a slut. He was so angry that he scolded.

"Yo? Smeared honey in your little mouth? ”

Xie Lang couldn't bear it anymore, so he went back again - step forward and slash!

"Whew!"

The cold light of the steel sword appeared, and then a steel slashing flash hit the body of the robbery. Wait until the steel slash is charged to obtain the Whirlwind Slash, a whirlwind blows towards the catastrophe, and then use the cooldown of the front slash to go back with the help of small creeps.

This series of speeds was so fast that the other party couldn't touch Xie Lang's body at all.

Every time he throws a shuriken, he will be dodged by this kid.

Except for a few small soldiers who deducted more than a dozen points of blood from Xie Lang's body, he almost didn't receive any actual damage.

After the three waves of soldiers came down, Xie Lang's Yasuo was still in a full state, but the calamity had already consumed a quarter of his blood.

Although the amount of blood is not deducted much, it is upset that he is harassed.

And in today's League of Legends, there are no runes and talents.

The so-called talent is a bonus with the real profession.

If a person is actually a warrior who is good at using a sword, then he will be much easier to play as a hero with a sword.

In short, realistic combat experience is extremely important.

"The blind monk on the other side must be nearby, brother, the blind monk has been resurrected once, he must be squatting on you, you try to seduce him, him twice, maybe he will hang up." At this moment, the jungler Zhao Xin said.

"Good!" Xie Lang smiled faintly, it just so happened that he was level 3, after Zhao Xin finished playing blue, he went to the lower road to support a wave, and after he didn't catch anyone, he came directly to squat in the middle of the road.

The current League of Legends is a money-burning game, and it really doesn't matter if you brush it or not.

The important thing is to be able to establish an advantage in the early stage, as long as you kill the opposite player a few more times, so that the low-level players will have no money to resurrect, and the odds of winning will be very high!

"The Blind Monk is here!"

"I'm coming!"

Xie Lang deliberately stood in the river above the middle road, leaving the blind monk a distance of Q Tianyin, and just happened to be hit by the opponent's Q, and immediately echoed to follow.

Seeing that Xie Lang was hit by Q, he immediately stepped forward with a split up, shuriken, flat A, and ignited, and instantly handed over all his skills.

Xie Lang's blood volume quickly fell halfway, Ping A followed by a steel flash, and then Ping A, stepped forward to open a certain distance.

Laugh at!

Zhao Xin suddenly followed, and a fearless charge rushed towards the blind monk again, and the triple claw attack followed directly.

Qiang Qiang~~

Almost at the same time, the blind monk saw that Xie Lang's blood volume was not much, and he flashed up, as if he wanted to use the E skill Tianlei to break Xie Lang behind, and the blood volume of both of them was rapidly decreasing.

As long as he can keep Xie Lang's Yasuo, Xie Lang will die!

But!

It was still too late, Xie Lang also handed over the flash, and while pulling out the distance, the ignition was already still on the blind monk.

Whoop –

At this moment, the other party flashed and followed, wanting to release the shuriken to kill Xie Lang.

But what he didn't expect was...

Nima, not enough energy!

This flash rushed up, obviously to scare people.

Bite!

The enemy hero has been killed!

The blind monk's head was successfully taken down by Zhao Xin, who was glued to the back of his buttocks.

In less than 5 minutes, this kid has hung up twice and handed over 1 or 2 blood!

"Rob me to fuck your mother, what are you doing?"

"Brother, I'm sorry, I didn't have enough energy just now."

"Nima,! This Boyaso will die, do you play your MB? NMSL! Nyima! ”

Next, a few minutes long is the time for the blind monk to greet the children and their parents.

The audience in the live broadcast room pinched a cold sweat for Xie Lang, thinking that this kid was dead, but it turned out that the robbery energy was not enough.

"666, the little boss on the other side robbed something, and the dog who was almost scared peed his pants flashed."

"It's a little cute, hee-hee!"

"The blind monk also spits fragrant mouth, and his small mouth is like smeared with honey."

"Hahaha, it's all brass ranks, don't ask too high, okay? If you go down, it's better for others to rob you. ”

“2333333。”

Bite!

At this time, there was also good news on the lower road.

Under the heroic sacrifice of the glorious man, Shen Wanwan was happy to kill him.

The number of head kills on both sides has become 0-4!

When the other party's top single Egat saw this scene, he wanted to cry without tears.

In just five minutes, he sent out 4 heads, and his blind monks were no longer resurrected, and they were greeting their parents in various ways.

He has been sending a message to the other party, and the blind monk has just been resurrected and continues to fight.

But League of Legends is like that, sometimes you don't try hard, and you never know that there is more despair to come.

The other party, Galen, took the opportunity to sneak up on him from the side, and his blood was already consumed to the average.

However, as soon as Urgart reacted, the other party, Galen, handed over a flash, a silence, and then a magic of love to circle and ignite.

Urgart immediately handed over a flash, moved the grave a distance, and was burned to death on the spot, and the number of heads in the whole game instantly became 0-5!

Five minutes, the opening score was 0-5, this play Nima sells P.