0686: Storytelling
0686: Storytelling
Before Xiao Chen ordered Xiao Thirteen to drag Wu Luo away, he made a vague gesture towards the other party, and Xiao Thirteen understood it at first sight.
Xiao Chen crossed his thumb and index finger and made a gesture of eight, which meant to let Xiao Thirteen dismantle Wu Luo into eight pieces, this man who dared to eat fat cats and humiliated Zhu Caiyan many times, how could he kill casually?
Xiao Chen deliberately stopped in front of her so that Lin Fanghuang didn't see the disposal scene and changed his perception of him, and said with a smile: "The night is long, why don't you tell me a story and let everyone relax and relax?" ”
"Tell a story? Okay, you speak, you speak. Zhu Caiyan clapped her hands and smiled, but the smile on her face implied something strange, as if she understood Xiao Chen's intentions.
"Boring." Although Lin Fanghuang said this, he honestly stood still and did not leave.
"Then I'll tell you." Xiao Chen touched his nose, he was just trying to attract Lin Fanghuang's attention just now, because the archer's eyesight was much stronger than ordinary people, if she paid attention to Xiao Thirteen's execution of Wu Xue, she would definitely see a bad picture.
After thinking about it, Xiao Chen said: "Once upon a time, there was a race that fed on humans, referred to as cannibals, one day, a cannibal and a human race met, and the human race said, cannibals, you are so strange, you actually feed on humans, you slaughter human beings like this, there is no conscience at all?" Guess what the cannibals answered? ”
"Well, I can't think of a suitable answer." Zhu Caiyan thought about it seriously, shook her head and said.
Lin Fanghuang was also thinking seriously, she had come up with a few answers, but they were all denied by her in an instant, she intuitively told herself that Xiao Chen's question must not be simple, so as not to make a fool of herself, she chose to be silent.
"Say it quickly, don't sell it." Zhu Caiyan said with a pink fist.
"I said, don't hit me." Xiao Chen cooperated with a wince, took a step back, and continued.
"Cannibals say, you humans are strange, we cannibals kill people to eat, you kill people, that is, not to eat, why do you kill more than us?"
Xiao Chen's story was finished, but Zhu Caiyan, Lin Fanghuang and others all thought thoughtfully.
"yes, why do people kill? Isn't it good to live in peace? Lin Fanghuang suddenly sighed and said, "Looking at everything in the world, how many people of the same species kill each other?" What could be more brutal than humans? ”
"Cannibalism of kinds, hum ......" Zhu Caiyan sneered, grabbed Xiao Chen, and said, "This story is not good, you can tell another one." ”
"What's the story? Aren't you tired after walking in the middle of the night? Xiao Chen hurriedly walked into the tent.
"Tired, tired, what's tired? You are a big man, why are you so delicate? Zhu Caiyan hurriedly followed and shouted unhappily.
"Well, it's been a long night, shouldn't we have a drink?" Xiao Chen changed the topic, his hand flipped, and a pot of imperial wine appeared in the palm of his hand.
"How did you learn to drink?" Zhu Caiyan sighed and said, "What kind of wine do children drink?" To drink juice ......"
When Zhu Caiyan said, her hand flipped over, and a beautiful white porcelain water bottle appeared in the palm of her hand, and she smiled: "This is our royal family's special Qiong juice and jade liquid, very rare ......."
"Is this worth a lot of money?" Xiao Chen asked, he actually didn't like to drink very much, and when he saw the juice that was more in line with his taste, of course he took it unceremoniously, opened the bottle cap, and poured a big sip hard.
"I don't know, it's not cheap anyway." Zhu Caiyan replied.
"Sweet and delicious, delicious...... Xiao Chen exclaimed heroically wiping his mouth.
"Nonsense, this juice is made from more than a dozen kinds of precious fruits, and those fruits are also rare, each worth thousands of diaries." Zhu Caiyan said proudly: "In addition, this juice has a special effect, that is, it can nourish the body, and can repair the original damage left by the dark wound or the death, do you say that it is precious?" ”
"If you say that, it's really precious...... Xiao Chen's eyes lit up and said, "Do you still have a few more bottles for me?" ”
"You look really disgusting with your money." Zhu Caiyan snorted, but still generously took out two bottles of juice, and said: "I don't bring much, just a few bottles of stock, you save it, and when I return to China, let someone send you some more." ”
"Hehe, then I won't say thank you." Xiao Chenlisuo put it into the sub-card of Yayuan, and happily took another sip.
"If you hit it, drink it quickly, it won't take too long, otherwise it will be invalid." Zhu Caiyan said again.
"And that kind of thing?" Xiao Chen swallowed in a big gulp, and suddenly, he saw Lin Fanghuang looking at him intently, he handed out the white porcelain bottle embarrassedly, and said, "Do you want to take a bite?" ”
"Humph!" Lin Fanghuang snorted coldly, but her face couldn't help but flush a little, and she turned around and left the tent with a weak heart.
"Damn, what do you mean by molesting other women in front of a big beauty like me?" Zhu Caiyan slapped Xiao Chen hard.
"Oops, it hurts, I said can you not ......," Xiao Chen said exaggeratedly.
"I can't." Zhu Caiyan said decisively.
"I'm not done yet." Xiao Chen said dumbfounded.
"I don't care, I just can't." Zhu Caiyan smiled and said, "Do you think I won't know what you're thinking?" ”
Xiao Chen stopped talking, and directly extended a thumbs up to Zhu Caiyan.
Xiao Chen and Zhu Caiyan have similar temperaments and similar ways of thinking, and both sides can guess what the other is thinking.
At this time, Shen Tianyu hurriedly entered the tent, he clasped his fists at Xiao Chen, and said, "Lord Xiao, I have already distributed the grain." ”
"Oh, that's good, by the way, how long can you support the food I gave you?" Xiao Chen said.
"Save a little, two to three months." Shen Tianyu had calculated in advance, so he replied unhurriedly.
"Two to three months." Xiao Chen thought about it, took out another sub-yuan card, threw it to Shen Tianyu casually, and said: "You save some use, there should be a big change in half a year, let's hold on until then." ”
"Yes, sir, thank you." Shen Tianyu swept his thoughts and said happily.
Xiao Chen nodded lightly, and said, "By the way, you are the headquarters of the rebel army, but I don't see that there are many of you?" ”
"That's right, my lord, because I have always been bombed by the island army before, I propose to reduce the number of people to zero, and my twelve comrades-in-arms each take a team of men and horses out to eat, and most of the people left behind are old, weak, sick and disabled, counting the combatants, there are three hundred and seventy-one people in total." Shen Tianyu came as soon as he opened his mouth.
"Okay, you go get busy first." Xiao Chen thought for a while, then stopped Shen Tianyu, who turned around and left, and said, "Uncle Shen, people have been hungry for a long time, they can't eat too much at once, they have to drink more water, and besides, wait for them to finish eating, rest for half an hour before leaving." ”
"Okay, I got it." Shen Tianyu turned around and smiled, nodded at Zhu Caiyan again, with a meaningful ambiguity on his face, and quickly retreated.
"This uncle is really ......" Zhu Caiyan muttered, she was very good-hearted, how could she not see the expression of Shen Tianyu, a rough man?
"Don't underestimate him, how can you be the major captain of the rapid reaction force in the border city?" Xiao Chen looked at Shen Tianyu's departing back and said.
"I still need a reminder from you? Hmph, on the mountain peak behind the bazaar, he has been there for a long time, but he has not been able to bear it, and finally came out and pretended to come from a distance, deceiving the ghost? Zhu Caiyan looked shrewd and capable.
Xiao Chen deliberately provoked Wu Chun at that time, and Wu Chun unsurprisingly ordered to attack Xiao Chen, but there were few people who listened to his orders, if there was no one behind him to hinder him, this would not be the case.
With the ingenuity of Xiao Chen and Zhu Caiyan, this is not difficult to imagine, so on the way over, Xiao Chen deliberately made friends with Shen Tianyu and tested each other, and Zhu Caiyan also cooperated in many ways.
"I guess his situation must not be as difficult as he appeared, he said that he has twelve members, each with a team out, which shows that he has the main force of the rebels, and deliberately succumbs to Wu Minghu, afraid that he wants to use the other party as a shield and scapegoat." Xiao Chen also analyzed.
"Xiao Chen, I didn't expect you to analyze it so thoroughly...... Hmph, look at who you know, your mind is too complicated......"
Zhu Caiyan first praised it, and when a happy look appeared on Xiao Chen's face, she immediately changed her words, making Xiao Chen's smile freeze on her face again, and seeing Xiao Chen's stunned appearance, she couldn't help but laugh again.
chatted easily, Shen Tianyu was thoroughly analyzed in just a few words, the two did not have any pride, just ordinary conversations, relaxed atmosphere, and the more harmonious the two of them were.
After chatting for a while, Xiao Chen suddenly thought of something, he got up and shouted, "Yunxiao." ”
Yun Xiao ran in like the wind and said, "My lord, are you looking for me?" ”
"You're talking nonsense, too." Xiao Chen rolled his eyes and said, "You are guarding outside the tent and no one is allowed to approach." ”
"Yes, sir." Yun Xiao bowed cleanly, and when he got out of the tent, he was about to pull down the curtain and guard the door like a door god.
A few winds fell from the sky, and it was the Great Qin Emperor Guards who were guarding nearby, and after they landed, they stepped forward quickly and said, "Who told you to put down the curtain?" ”
"My lord's order." Yun Xiao replied lightly.
"Please open the curtains." The middle-aged imperial guard said lightly: "His Royal Highness the Crown Prince must be within our line of sight. ”
"I'm sorry, my lord has something important to say to your Royal Highness the Prince, and I can't be disturbed......" Yun Xiao shook his head and said.
"Go away...... middle-aged imperial guard is also angry.
"What's the noise?" The big man fell from the sky and landed beside Yun Xiao, and he clearly stood on Yun Xiao's side.
The middle-aged imperial guard didn't speak, and directly summoned the hero to his upper body.